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Ahmed Johnson
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:22 pm
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Location: Pearl River, Mississippi
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Mr. X wrote: Just imagine walking through some sort of wooded area, and seeing that about fifty feet away. I know I would shit my pants immediately.
LIKE AN OIL DRUM :o
THE THING THAT GOT ONE AHMED JOHNSON
WAS THAT ITS HEAD WAS 2-3 FEET WIDE!!
Just stretch out your hands and see how big that is..
freaking scary as BKB says_________________
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bABA
Commander and Chef
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The question remain ..
Can one Ahmed Johnson face this new great nemesis? Can One Ahmed Johnson come out on top?
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Ahmed Johnson
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:22 pm
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Location: Pearl River, Mississippi
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The
ONE AHMED JOHNSON
would crush-suffocate
EVEN THE GREATEST OF ALL GIANT SNAKES!!!!
mmuuuurrggghh 
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bABA
Commander and Chef
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The One Giant Anaconda could very easily pwn the great muscular Ahmed ... does that not worry the Johnson. Or will he require the help of tag team partner army army johnson.
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Ahmed Johnson
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:22 pm
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Location: Pearl River, Mississippi
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ARMY ARMY WENT AWOL
do not underestimate
THE RAW PRIMAL STRENGH
and cunning
of one L0rD Ahmed Johnson!!!
SUPER-SNAKES!???
The One Ahmed Johnson eats them
FOR BREAKFAST AND RIGHT NOW
He is very hungry 
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bABA
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ehem .. I feel the need to remind my good friend that only bABA is considered lORD
That anaconda will be pwned by a sperm whale!
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Bodrul
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Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:21 am
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Location: Cambridge, England.
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Atoddr wrote: Ok, a true giant snake story.....listen up, every word is true....
My sister-in-law spent about four of her teenage years with her family in Brazil. They were missionaries and lived in a jungle area. One day a family came to them for help because their two year old son was missing. He evidently had wandered off and couldn't be found.
After organizing a search party, they eventually found a large snake (not sure if it was a python or ananconda) stretched out in a large clearing sunning himself. It seems he had quite a large meal and was digesting it because there was a large bump in his stomach. They killed the snake and cut his stomach open......revealing the missing two year old boy.
That's one of the most frightening stories I've ever heard. i saw a picture of that, do y'all want to see?
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bABA
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read rules .. pornography or very graphically violent pics wont be allowed on the forum .. resort to pms if you think they'll fit the above category ...
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Bodrul
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Token Brown Dude wrote: read rules .. pornography or very graphically violent pics wont be allowed on the forum .. resort to pms if you think they'll fit the above category ... fair enough but its not very graphic, no blood or anything, you dont see much of the boy
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bABA
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you be the judge then .... if the mods think otherwise, we'll take it off .. but you be the judge.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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Location: Bonn, Germany
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If you don't post it, then PM it to me, Hans...
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darth pimp
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BKB_The_Man wrote: The size of this thing is Incredible.. I'd hate to run into something like that unless I had a damn bazooka or something..  i still don't understand how u can tell how big the snake is from the pic, much less the size of its head...
the only thing i can make out in the whole pic is the snake itself, everything else is kinda blurry....
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Bodrul
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dp
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Box
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Mr. X wrote: box_2005 wrote: Wow, this is almost the size of my snake.
Almost, but not quite. Ya, revel in that, puny normals. I'm afraid to ask... what snake? My Dick Cheney, without the Cheney. Is that clearer? _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Bodrul
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too much?
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bABA
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you mean "My Dick"
is that what you call it ... ??
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Box
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Token Brown Dude wrote: you mean "My Dick"
is that what you call it ... ?? Why is it that I was just reminded of a Sperm Whale?
Maybe nevermind...? _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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El Maskado
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!
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My problem with that picture is that theres no benchmark to compare the snake size to. I dont see any trees, vehicles, etc to compare the size of the snake. It could be a mini snake. I still say the picture of the lochness monster is just a soft shell turtle extending its neck out. It could happen!
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Location: Bonn, Germany
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Disturbing picture, hans! I went to the site and saw the crocodile one as well _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am
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Token Brown Dude wrote: no neeed to close it bkb ..... the conversation thast was taken place in this thread that was actually RELATED to the anacondas was very interesting.
I read quite a bit about them when i was bored once .. along with other snakes ....
i have to read up on pythons again .. i always thought pythons were a category and anacondas belonged to them .... maybe i'm mixing up names again.
What disturbs me is that this pic is from a copter yet theres no reflection of the glass or any helicopter element in it .... and it doesn't seem like a fake ... which means the person is prolly taking the pic without something protecting him from falling ... scary!!  _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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STEVE ROGERS
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darth pimp wrote: BKB_The_Man wrote: The size of this thing is Incredible.. I'd hate to run into something like that unless I had a damn bazooka or something.. i still don't understand how u can tell how big the snake is from the pic, much less the size of its head... the only thing i can make out in the whole pic is the snake itself, everything else is kinda blurry.... _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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lovemerox
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Ok...That snake is freakin scary!!!!
p.s. It was annoying going thru like 3 pages of spam :evil:
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Appy
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lovemerox wrote: Ok...That snake is freakin scary!!!!
p.s. It was annoying going thru like 3 pages of spam :evil: I said I was sorry 
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dolcevita
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*snicker*
This thread is hilarious. By the first five posts I couldn't believe that this thread failed to go in either of the two clear ways I anticipated it going.
1. That snake looks an awful lot like a gummy worm (notice the alternating light/dark coloration) set on the ground of some beach with unrefined sand (try Maine).
2. Killer virility puns (minus bABA and Boxie whom i think caught onto that).
*continues to snicker*
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lovemerox
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Appy wrote: lovemerox wrote: Ok...That snake is freakin scary!!!!
p.s. It was annoying going thru like 3 pages of spam :evil: I said I was sorry _________________
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