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Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?

A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered.

There's a section for that? :blink: Sounds terrifying. I don't even trust Craigslist to buy stuff.


lol of course there's a section for that

"Men Seeking Women," "Women Seeking Men," "Men Seeking Men," etc...

To be fair to my friend, she insisted on meeting for coffee beforehand in a public place so she could make sure he wasn't immediately a crazy person.


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Craiglist?... damn...

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In my defense, I am trying to be extra picky with women. Probably too picky. I'M A CATCH, DAMNIT.

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In my defense, I am trying to be extra picky with women. Probably too picky. I'M A CATCH, DAMNIT.


Go Craiglist, lol.

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Exactly. That is not normal. :)

Maybe you should party more.


It's not really a low sex drive. I think I have a normal amount.

But I am pretty fucking lazy.


The sex drive must prevail. It must!

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I'm tired of dating online. It amps up the rejection at an alarming rate.

I'm emotionally fragile.

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ORAL SEX

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lol the worst place to give is definitely the bathroom.

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lol the worst place to give is definitely the bathroom.


That's sketch as hell. People who get frisky in bathrooms need to go home.


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yes, definitely, once to try is fine but doin it more than once? hell no.

Cars>>>>>

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I would agree to bathroom stuff. As long as it was in the women's bathroom.

They have couches in there, yo.

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At this point you should agree to anythiing.

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Magnus wrote:
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Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age.


I have a sex drive. It's just not THAT high that it's trumped by my laziness and my inability to settle for average-looking chicks. It's pretty straight-forward.

I think it's normal. I'm in the same category in that I haven't been with anyone in years, although I'm not sure if it's laziness or my looks. :( lol


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At this point you should agree to anythiing.


That's how people get STDs. Or end up on an episode of Dateline.


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How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working.


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How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working.



Hands are your best friend because of that reason.

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Bathrooms...heh. I've got a funny story. But I'm gonna keep a shred of privacy here.

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But really how do you do it? don't you have like a sex friend?. Since I've been in college lthe longest has been like a month and a half.

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Also, I am pretty certain it never comes down to looks only, especially not for men. Unless you're The Elephant Man, you can get laid. Maybe not with a Bar Refaeli-lookalike.

Self-confidence is so much more important.

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Magnus wrote:
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Exactly. That is not normal. :)

Maybe you should party more.


It's not really a low sex drive. I think I have a normal amount.

But I am pretty fucking lazy.


Are you just not into hooking up? Looking for a serious relationship? Because if that's the case, I don't think that's weird. And I also don't believe in lowering your standards just to "get it in," so that'd be legit.

I don't know about pure laziness, though...


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Everyone should have a sex friend.

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How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working.

yeah, hands. :ninja:


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There's only so much hands can do, though!


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Mau wrote:
Everyone should have a sex friend.


RIGHT!? I need one of those.

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Libs knows.

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