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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Re: Oral Sex Thread
publicenemy#1 wrote: Libs wrote: Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?
A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered. There's a section for that?  Sounds terrifying. I don't even trust Craigslist to buy stuff. lol of course there's a section for that "Men Seeking Women," "Women Seeking Men," "Men Seeking Men," etc... To be fair to my friend, she insisted on meeting for coffee beforehand in a public place so she could make sure he wasn't immediately a crazy person.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Craiglist?... damn...
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:13 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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In my defense, I am trying to be extra picky with women. Probably too picky. I'M A CATCH, DAMNIT.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:16 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Chippy wrote: In my defense, I am trying to be extra picky with women. Probably too picky. I'M A CATCH, DAMNIT. Go Craiglist, lol.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:16 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Exactly. That is not normal.  Maybe you should party more. It's not really a low sex drive. I think I have a normal amount. But I am pretty fucking lazy. The sex drive must prevail. It must!
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:17 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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I'm tired of dating online. It amps up the rejection at an alarming rate.
I'm emotionally fragile.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:18 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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ORAL SEX
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:18 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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lol the worst place to give is definitely the bathroom.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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Mau wrote: lol the worst place to give is definitely the bathroom. That's sketch as hell. People who get frisky in bathrooms need to go home.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:22 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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yes, definitely, once to try is fine but doin it more than once? hell no.
Cars>>>>>
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:24 pm |
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Chippy
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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I would agree to bathroom stuff. As long as it was in the women's bathroom.
They have couches in there, yo.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:28 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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At this point you should agree to anythiing.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:33 pm |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19407 Location: San Diego
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age. I have a sex drive. It's just not THAT high that it's trumped by my laziness and my inability to settle for average-looking chicks. It's pretty straight-forward. I think it's normal. I'm in the same category in that I haven't been with anyone in years, although I'm not sure if it's laziness or my looks.  lol
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:36 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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Mau wrote: At this point you should agree to anythiing. That's how people get STDs. Or end up on an episode of Dateline.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:36 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:37 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Libs wrote: How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working. Hands are your best friend because of that reason.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:38 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Bathrooms...heh. I've got a funny story. But I'm gonna keep a shred of privacy here.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:39 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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But really how do you do it? don't you have like a sex friend?. Since I've been in college lthe longest has been like a month and a half.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:40 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Also, I am pretty certain it never comes down to looks only, especially not for men. Unless you're The Elephant Man, you can get laid. Maybe not with a Bar Refaeli-lookalike.
Self-confidence is so much more important.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:40 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm Posts: 36662
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Exactly. That is not normal.  Maybe you should party more. It's not really a low sex drive. I think I have a normal amount. But I am pretty fucking lazy. Are you just not into hooking up? Looking for a serious relationship? Because if that's the case, I don't think that's weird. And I also don't believe in lowering your standards just to "get it in," so that'd be legit. I don't know about pure laziness, though...
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:40 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Everyone should have a sex friend.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:41 pm |
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publicenemy#1
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19407 Location: San Diego
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Libs wrote: How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working. yeah, hands. 
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:41 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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There's only so much hands can do, though!
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:42 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Mau wrote: Everyone should have a sex friend. RIGHT!? I need one of those.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:43 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Libs knows.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:43 pm |
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