Yes, they can, we call it a tie.

It happens all the time.

Ok. I missed out on so much. PLEASE give me the highlights already. After all, I am important. I'm part of the trinity-trapezoid thing.

Fair enough. This is why I refrained from mentioning Goldie in my sig. However, it is definitely a double account of someone pretending to be Goldmaster/Antichrist. Must be someone who has good knowledge of BOM trolls. The real Antichrist lived in the USA as well.

HAHA, you need to add "member of trinity-trapezoid thing." to your signature.

Details, dammit!

And listen up mr. god sir..... whoever you may be...... i am extremely intelligent fyi... lol..... i am 5th in my class of 850! so ha!!!

i might not have common sense.... but ive got textbook sense!

and if i were to actually spend time on my posts, i would look like the gay male version of dolce vita.

what now bitch!

Great first we have to lay claim to Anne Murray and now this one.

Zach you need to get the other trinity-trapezoid members to add that to their signatures :wink:

I didn't make the list. I feel my life has amounted to nothing.

We have the Olsen Twins and Bush.

Question:

I am sure I annoy plenty here, but do you guys Really think I am too incoherent (hehe) and that I should post more intelligently? Am I a big waste of space here?

Admit it or not, he has right with many things he said.

It wouldn't be very funny or be worh writing unless their was a grain of truth to all of it.

The One Ahmed Johnson is delighted to


TOP YOUR LIST!


This


BEING THE


Festive season shall not


deter


THE ONE AHMED JOHNSON FROM FERVENTLY

Hoping you will die horribly


FROM AIDS AND CANCER SIMULTANEOUSLY



Happy New Year!


xxxx

Interesting. Interesting.

And Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan and Rumsfeld. Ya, you've caused that much damage to World, you Americanananians.


Ok, who is this guy? Eagle, have you seen the IP before?

Its true, if the comments were all lies why woudl we have 6 pages of comments...why go through the trouble of all of this unless one wanted to tell teh truth...the second account.

If you jsut wanted to make stupid jabs at a psoter that were lies, you could do it under ones normal name as a joke..heck we all do that all the time.

The fact that this is the one and only post by this Canadian user suggests that they meant what they said, but they had a good sense of humor.

I find the whole thing highly amusing.

I know he is partially true. Its silly. And I guess im always in good spirits when I post. Sometimes I guess its hard to convey that across the internet..... and I just wanted to let you guys know, if I ever do seem to 'blonde', crazy, or stupid, let me know. Please :wink:

I just fell off my chair. That must've been the most hilarious post I read it days



Man...

His inferior


MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT


shall


NEGATE



This outcome

You forget Pamela Anderson.

Well, at least they gave us Jim Carrey, eh?

Whilst reading the list


THE ONE AHMED JOHNSON KNEW

He was going to feature somewhere



AIDS HAS SHORTENED AUMASTER'S LIFESPAN BY 40 YEARS

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Damn couldn't even make the douchebags list.

a certain comment he made had me laughing uncontrollably
(i'm still laughing now)

ripper knows exactly what i'm talking about

Ok, where's the grain of truth??? BOX_2005 WILL TELL YA!

13. Ripper – Looking to get spanked, did you need a dictionary to spell that? Beings with breasts are always welcome, I’d just prefer they be willing to take some cock in the ass and actually know how to spell ass. We get it already, you like girls, although I am not so sure you can spell girl without assistance. Go fuck dolcevita, post the photos and let the rest of us move on with our lives.

Ripper does tend to have posts sometimes where the spelling is off. I too have that, from my experience, it's a result of doing ten things at the same time, as well as type REALLY fast. Oh, and she flirts :wink:


12. Dr. Lecter - 65+ posts per day. I'm starting to think there's a prize for most pathetic person on the forum or something, because I've read those posts, and they add very little to any discussion. I think he just wants to propagate the viewing of that David Hasslehoff picture, which is another analysis in of itself. So while I applaud your ability to talk ad infinitum about meaningless stuff, I detest your posts irrelevance.


Lecter does have the highest posting avg., by far (is anyone else above 50/day?). Also, when he had that Hasselhoff avatar, it was truly agonizing



11. Agentx - Could there be a more pompous ass on the internet? He must love typing and typing because all his posts are so damn long and say the same thing over and over again. He must get great satisfaction reading them over and over again thinking to himself, 'hey I used way more big words than the other people. I'm cool' no agent, you are not cool - you are a sad lonely man. I mean we get it, you hate Marissa on The OC, you like shitty science fiction and ruin other people’s joy because your life is devoid of it. Asshole.


I have no clue what Anti-Christ is talking about.


10. torrino - More for of his lack of moderation skills than anything else. Letting threads stay open even when he admits they will be closed eventually because they are idiotic, and for perpetuating idiocy on the forums in general. Slowly I've started to see a little bit of arrogance in his attitude, like he thinks he's better than everyone else and can't believe when people don't agree with him. Also, he's not funny.

A bit stubborn, yes. The other stuff I don't get, so it's prolly utter BS.


09. Algren - I don't think I've seen a post of his that promotes discussion; all of his replies seem to be reactionary and have the ability to kill a conversation immediately. Also against him. Not funny, and I think he believes he is - not a good combo.


Disagree about killing conversation, but he's very decisive. If hel ikes something, he likes it, if not, he doesn't. Stallone is good, what Libs likes is not

08. Zach - He's like the fourth member of the trinity of idiocy (also featuring Pinkpanther, Lovemerox and Appy), so it is more like a trapezoid now. But overall he's just a plain moron. He doesn't say anything useful, and in the odd chance he accidentally spells something coherent, he can't really back it up and he's one of the posters that actively promotes and perpetuates the idiocy by the top idiots on the board. He's an accessory to idiocy, and that can't be ignored.

Heh, disagree. Zach's relaxed, but def. not moronic. A bit stubborn with The Phantom though . Might be quick in judgement sometimes (like PHNATOM) j/k


07. matatonio - He tries very hard to be everyone’s friend. Careful not to disagree with anyone, always adding smilies to show his good hearted nature, all the while concealing the fact that he's one of the more intellectually challenged people on the board. Making threads into chat rooms because he can't operate an IM service, over quoting because his simple mind is amazed by all the boxes...He's lucky he has that Marge Simpson avatar because that is as close to a woman as he is going to get.


Ok, those quoting boxes really were annoying as hell, and I think it did affect that thread. Also, I think those threads where much of discussion is are chat rooms to begin with. A lot of the Water Cooler is like that.


06. Pink Panther - If he's this low on the list you know there are some real idiots coming up. Putting away his freakish appearance and his yearn to have LMR and Appy slap his ass, he's overly sensitive and overly moronic. Asks dumb questions trying to make them sound probing and deep. Tries to be edgy, cool and humorous when it just comes out as gay, GAY and GAY! In closing (to the tune of Rumors) I gotta say respectfully, I would like to have you the fuck off my screen, I know its only me and I'm being mean, but your posts on KJ just make me scream. Why can't you just go away, off the net and off to stay...I'm gonna type away....


Ok, that's mean, but...I'll pass. Next


05. Mr. X - (Maybe it's just something I have against with Screen Names with X, get over yourselves) Oh you 5 year old child. I used to think he wasn't that bad, but then the half assed sabotage of BOM came, and then he got all upset because people didn't automatically forgive him. Oh poor guy, perhaps if he wasn't a baseless whining asshole he wouldn't have had to endure the shunning. The kicker came when he criticized something, only to in the next paragraph say he hadn't seen it - I think it was to #11, I thought all X'ers stuck together in their fraternity of irrelevance, guess not).But, I'm glad he did it - because now I can ignore every single one of his posts guilt free.


Stupid commentary, I disagree with everything this Anti-Christ said.


04. lovemerox - Putting aside the whole 'Im not a homosexual, I just like cock in my ass' thing, lmr comes across as one who thinks he's pretty bright and isn't afraid to demonstrate it. He always enters into serious debates only with the most basic of opinions and facts to back them up. No nuance or depth with this guy, and the best part if you confront him, he'll fall apart like a Thai resort after a tsunami (too soon?).


That tsunami joke was tasteless. Hm, the one truth I see in this is that LMX really seems extremely concerned with gay issues, above all others. Heh, more power to him.


03. rusty - This guy confuses me, but so to does his standing on BOM and KJ, Democracy is something you start a revolution for, breaking away from oppression is something you start a revolution for, rusty is not. He's not funny, not smart, not polite, not anything resembling an ounce of worth. Anyone he doesn't like, or probably can't read due to too many big words, is a commie. Anyone he likes...he's damned for eternity. I guess the biggest surprise is the reverence which this guy is shown. The majority of posters treat him like he walks on water, when he probably can't even spell it. Well, I can spell rusty. M-o-r-o-n


Rusty DOES walk on water. It's a known fact. I've seen it.


T 01. Appy - I'm all for more females on KJ, but I'm not so keen on the vapid, airheads. Friends with the other idiots on KJ so I guess birds of a feather really do flock together - perhaps its some sort of magnetic attraction, or maybe they are trying to pool together their neurons to make a completely functional brain - it's falling far short. The worst is her thread starting, Clothes, laptops, etc. Hijacking perfectly good threads with meaningless comments treating them like a chat room just makes raises her stock in the market of idiots. I haven't heard anything of value from her, not one thing. I shudder to think how hard the hamster in her head would have to run if she was going to crank one out.

Well, some of the threads that were created were really totally random, but I'm in favour of those. That's one of those things BOM lacked a lot. If the dont get responses, they'll be pushed down the page and be forgotten anyways. I don't think they cause much harm. That's why I will soon be creating 'My Favourite Sex Toy of the Month' Thread soon. Hint: It's not a teddy bear
:wink:





Ahmed's alright. I'm just now slowly appreciating his style. That Megatron version was horrible, but that's in the past.