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Michael.
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Libs wrote: Sharon Stone is banging Gollum and Madonna screwed a horse.
I can't say either of those sounds terribly appealing, Felicity Titwank. How about BKB naked, in a big bowl of ice cream. With Imtim83 as the cherry on top.
Couldn't you just Scoop them up?
P.S - Madonna totally did screw that horse!
In other news:
Fergies Face will sink the ship
Mariah + Pepsi = Love
Maggie Q is what we can call "attractive"
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Michael.
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Can i just say that people should feel free to use this thread as a place to post celeb gossip now as well, I've stopped counting it as part of the delis hits and I will edit the title if people post stuff here. It's not much more than a lame update thread as it is since I came back from hiatus, but i dont have the time to develop it into something more. so if you've got hot goss or whatnot, feel free. Theres no longer the "stop spamming my thread" stuff I told Mr.x off for way back yonder.
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Michael.
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 Britney pregnant again Britney Spears is officially Pregnant Again
Jude law is as gay as a go go dancer
Jennifer Garner cries at a Hurricane Katrina relief event whilst Jennifer Lopez attends Fortune 100 Most Influential party.
No Dice, Wilmer.
Jennifer Garner is sexy.
Britney is Airbrushed.
Jessica has the breast hair day.
Star Jones has weird titties.
Fugular Fergie.
Mimi for Pepsi
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[font=Verdana]Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
- Admiral Hyman Rickover[/font]
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Are you saying the idea of Michael is a small man?!
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Michael.
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You know its damn weird you should say that becuase not only am i a very TALL man, (doh) but i just spent the past two hours repairing my college group because it turns out they'd all been bitching about each other.
Everyone apart from me that is. Thats right, I dont actually bitch about people offline who aren't much richer and more attractive than myself.
By the way, Box. Please can you ask IMTIM83 for a quarter of his personality? Because even a quarter of his is better than none.
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Michael.
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Just a little note to thank everyone here who visits the deli for taking us past 100,000 hits.
Or, including this thread, 119,000!
Thanks a million for helping it grow and I hope you've had as much dumb fun as I have writing it.
Just remember, at the Deli, everyone says GUFFAW to spellchecking or literary standards, moral values or just anything thats anywhere near being out of the gutter.
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http://www.the-deli.org/item/447
Michael, that made me laugh very loud @ my job. Fuck that was funny. My eyes are tearing.
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Michael.
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ahh yay oscar! the deli <3s you more than anyone else! True!
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Jessica Simpson is daring everyone to find her unattractive.
Not that she was incredibly hot to begin with. I prefer Ashlee.
In terms of singing, I prefer a dying elephant.
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Michael when are you going to need me? Because I want 'it'!
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Michael.
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I dont need you getluv you sickly scum!
Updates.....
1. Violet Affleck is totally Cool and Hot.
2. The Unholy Trinity of Prostitution
3. Death comes in two flavours
4. Hot Bitch: Mary Cherry
5. Uma Thurman's Breasts are Unbelievably giant.
6. Mimis Pepsi ad will found a new religion
7. Michelle Roudriguez to make clothes for the bulldyke jailbird in all of us
8. Tom Cruise LOVES Alias
9. Jake G HATES the Homeless.
10. Paula Abdul is a drunk famewhore in public. Again.
11. My Penis just exploded
12. Pinks new video.
13. Lindsay Lohan brutally beaten by the ugly stick
http://www.the-deli.org
Too much linking for me to do
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Felicity Titwank wrote: I dont need you getluv you sickly scum!
I'm so offendered by that comment!
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Michael.
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I am sorry I knew you probably couldn't take something so mean spirited and sadistic like that.
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What's that meant to mean Tori Spelling?
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Michael.
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It's meant to mean your a big she-lady man!
Anyway. If any of you are up for helping me test the new deli blog let me know. Im hoping to have it ready for our 500th post, although that might be a push. The current Deli on Nucleus will become an archive. The site will all stay at the same url.
Except it will be better, i hope.
Im looking for a simple design to work off of again. It can't be drastically different from the one it's on, because i want it to be very simple. But the current design kind of sucks IMO. I want something a little easier on the eyes.
I wont be going for a graphics heavy design. I want basically the header to be the only image. Any more than that is pushing it. Everything else will be simple CSS and formatting.
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Care factor?
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Felicity hates me. 
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Mr. X wrote: Felicity hates me. Fuck that bitch, your too good for her.
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getluv wrote: Mr. X wrote: Felicity hates me. Fuck that bitch, your too good for her. Maybe...  Maybe I am!!!
... maybe not, though.
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Michael.
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If more people watch the shitty season finale of 24 than the series finale of alias ill put a nailgun to my testicles and fire twice.
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Mr. X wrote: getluv wrote: Mr. X wrote: Felicity hates me. Fuck that bitch, your too good for her. Maybe... Maybe I am!!! ... maybe not, though. Mr X. I say the following with love:
Stop acting like faux-sad-but-too-depressed-low-self-esteem-cum-suicidal-Betty-Ford reject.
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Mister Ecks
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Felicity Titwank wrote: If more people watch the shitty season finale of 24 than the series finale of alias ill put a nailgun to my testicles and fire twice. No offense, but I doubt Alias will suddenly attract over 13 million viewers (what 24 is averaging lately).
But... I love both shows. You attack 24, so I attack your weak point, Alias. Don't take it so harshly.
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getluv wrote: Mr X. I say the following with love:
Stop acting like faux-sad-but-too-depressed-low-self-esteem-cum-suicidal-Betty-Ford reject. Uhhhhmmm... okay.
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Michael.
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Mr. X wrote: Felicity Titwank wrote: If more people watch the shitty season finale of 24 than the series finale of alias ill put a nailgun to my testicles and fire twice. No offense, but I doubt Alias will suddenly attract over 13 million viewers (what 24 is averaging lately). But... I love both shows. You attack 24, so I attack your weak point, Alias. Don't take it so harshly. I know and it sucks 
I hope that EW poll was right though, 66% of those polled claimed they'd watch Alias over 24 for the finale. Heres for hoping.
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