Now, last night I was looking at some site last night called Wikipedia, with information on various subjects (Ken Jennings was one of them, so don't think I'm a sick bastard... err, sicker bastard). Then, I stumble upon a page devoted to Goatse. No pics of the shock-site are on the main page, although links are provided.

Before I go on, if you haven't seen Goatse before, consider yourself extremely lucky. But the truth is, many frequent internet users have been tricked into seeing this "Goatse". So, if you know what I'm talking about, this is for you. Now, I am telling you now, I promise you that no pictures of Goatse are on this page. It is simply the 8 Phases of Goatse, taking you through what facial movements you make, and what goes through your head, as you see Goatse.

For those who NEVER saw Goatse, you can try and find it yourself but I WARN YOU NOW. You probably will get sick from seeing it, so I'm telling you now NOT to go find it. I got a real good laugh out of this 8 Phases of Goatse, and I think anyone who has experienced it will agree that this is how it is, and I hope you'll have a laugh. If anyone who hasn't seen it wants a description of it rather than go see it, PM me and I'll tell you.

Without further ado: The 8 phases of Goatse.

http://www.the-elite.net/ClarkPage/Phases/

i googled it and never never again

Just now? If you did, don't blame me. I said this is for people who were tricked into it.

Warning now: DON'T TRY AND FIND GOATSE, OR YOU WILL BE SORRY!

I googled it to!


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


BASTARD

Well first of all, that's not even the REAL picture of Goatse. Second of all, I told you all NOT to google it. But hey, if you want to be sick to your stomach, go ahead!

zach.. please.. no pics of it. i freakin' fell for this. i have been tainted and traumatized. and i'm gay.

Oh, I put that pic because I thought it was funny and it was mocking it. Heh. Ill take it down. The real thing grossed me out. I think im sick.

Did anyone actually read the 8 Phases of Goatse? :? That was the point. I thought it was pretty funny... the phases, not Goatse.

well, i didnt think it was funny. not after i saw what it was. BARF

yeah but how could you not go find out what the reactions are to? curiosity killed the cat, and me.

well i googled it, its gross but i didnt find it disturbing :? :? im a sick bastard

NOT Goatse, I said. The 8 phases were pretty funny. The site that I linked in my first post? You know... the point of why I created such a thread. :wink:

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yes, but by human nature, WE ALL GOOGLED IT

You people are dogs for punishment, you know that?

Edit: I admit, I would google it too. If anyone finds that I'm provoking people to look at it, you can delete this thread. I just found the 8 Phases pretty darn funny. At least if you find it now, you won't be so surprised if you see it sometime in the future. Mr. X: Looking out for everyone! :wink:

yeah its pretty funny!!

Wait can someone tell me what goatse is?

No, I wont. Its Nasty and it involves asses.

Does it involve goats? Cause that would be hot.

....and no, its not what tim did on his date with me last night.... or atleast i hope not

no, more like people pulling their asses inside out and making nice big holes....

haha!! goggled it, and you will know, i dont recomend it. do it if you want to

I am friends with Loki therfore I was introduced to Goatse a while ago

Eww how the fuck do you do that?

No thanks. If it involved goats I would probably be wanking off to it right now.

ask the people who do that. i dunno. ive never tried