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MikeQ.
The French Dutch Boy
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm Posts: 10266 Location: Mordor, Middle Earth
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 Damn IT Vending Machines!!!
I just put in two dollars for a chocolate bar and the fucking machine moved the loop thing, but it didn't go far enough and the chocolate bar is stuck, so it ripped me off of 2 dollars!! Damn it!  That really pisses me off. It's just a little thing, but when you're already having a stressful day, it's the icing on the cake. I want to swear every swear word in the world right now. Help me out.
PEACE, Mike.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:50 am |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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 Re: Damn IT Vending Machines!!!
MikeQ. wrote: I just put in two dollars for a chocolate bar and the fucking machine moved the loop thing, but it didn't go far enough and the chocolate bar is stuck, so it ripped me off of 2 dollars!! Damn it!  That really pisses me off. It's just a little thing, but when you're already having a stressful day, it's the icing on the cake. I want to swear every swear word in the world right now. Help me out. PEACE, Mike.
Mike come to L.A., I'll feed you all the chocolate bars you want.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:55 am |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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hehe just like the movies!  .....
 ....whats wrong Mike?!
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:56 am |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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This reminds me of that Michael Douglas movie where he goes berserk at McDonald's.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:57 am |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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That is one expensive chocolate bar.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:38 am |
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gardenia.11/14....
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:43 am Posts: 1241 Location: the south
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Put in two more dollars... There's a good chance that both will drop...
Lenny....
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:33 am |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32607 Location: the last free city
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You have a right to ax that machine apart till you get your fucking chocolate bar.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:47 am |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Similar thing happened to me in the US embassy last year. I finally took some US money with me there because they have vending machines there that sell only American stuff, but also accept only dollars. So I wanted a Sierra Mist, but the machine swallowed my money and didn't give me anything. I was MAD, but I refrained from kicking the machine because displaying aggression in the US embassy is not the best idea if you want to stay inside (and alive).
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:32 am |
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Goldie
Forum General
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Archie Gates wrote: That is one expensive chocolate bar.
That's what I thought, as even if it is any $ over $1.05, it is expensive - or does this have to do with the Canadian conversion.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:39 am |
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Goldie wrote: Archie Gates wrote: That is one expensive chocolate bar. That's what I thought, as even if it is any $ over $1.05, it is expensive - or does this have to do with the Canadian conversion.
I think it does.
My hotel in Montreal was $293 per night Canadian which is roughly .15 cents in America.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:51 am |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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gardenia.11/14.... wrote: Put in two more dollars... There's a good chance that both will drop... Lenny....
 Good advice. That works pretty often.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:38 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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a bit of tilting around usually gets it out.
i still don't know why you used a toonie. shouldn't it have given you back your change?
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:03 am |
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Ripper
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Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me
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when is the word it captialized my braint hinks like a computer geek and see IT as in Information Technology.
The first itme I saw the thread, I was like, huh, IT vending machines, wtf...
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:46 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Ripper wrote: when is the word it captialized my braint hinks like a computer geek and see IT as in Information Technology.
The first itme I saw the thread, I was like, huh, IT vending machines, wtf...
i was thrown off too.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:48 am |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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Yep, same.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:53 am |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm Posts: 28301 Location: ... siiiigh...
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 Re: Damn IT Vending Machines!!!
MikeQ. wrote: I just put in two dollars for a chocolate bar and the fucking machine moved the loop thing, but it didn't go far enough and the chocolate bar is stuck, so it ripped me off of 2 dollars!! Damn it!  That really pisses me off. It's just a little thing, but when you're already having a stressful day, it's the icing on the cake. I want to swear every swear word in the world right now. Help me out. PEACE, Mike.
George Costanza? 
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:20 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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bABA wrote: Ripper wrote: when is the word it captialized my braint hinks like a computer geek and see IT as in Information Technology.
The first itme I saw the thread, I was like, huh, IT vending machines, wtf... i was thrown off too.
I thought he was inflecting on the wrong word. 
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:42 pm |
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Rod
Extra on the Ordinary
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:50 pm Posts: 12821
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Archie Gates wrote: That is one expensive chocolate bar. I think its the not all that valuable Canadian dollars....

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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:39 pm |
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Raffiki
Forum General
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:14 am Posts: 9966
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Wow. Mike I know completely how you feel. It's happened to me at least 3 times since September. It just makes me seriously want to break the damn machine Office-Space style! 
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:43 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Our dumb vending machine at work has all bottled (glass) drinks on the top level while the plastic ones at the bottom.

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Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:46 pm |
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Raffiki
Forum General
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:00 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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I was craving a frappucino in the morning... but I got scared.
Though I always see the vending machine guy only refill the bottom ones. 
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:34 pm |
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MikeQ.
The French Dutch Boy
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm Posts: 10266 Location: Mordor, Middle Earth
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Christian wrote: I was craving a frappucino in the morning... but I got scared. Though I always see the vending machine guy only refill the bottom ones. 
lol, that's really funny.
To all those who thought $2 was rather expensive, please keep in mind the following:
1. It was not your regular size chocolate bar; it was one of the biggies.
2. Canadian dollar exhange rate. Hehe.
Putting more money in was not an option, because I had no other money! I'm broke, and had only $2.
Also, I probably kicked and smashed the machine a couple dozen times trying to get my bar. It was stuck for good.
Anyways, I'm better now, but I officially hate that vending machine.
PEACE, Mike.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:41 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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MikeQ. wrote: [Also, I probably kicked and smashed the machine a couple dozen times trying to get my bar. It was stuck for good.
PEACE, Mike.
Rage is hot.
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Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:05 pm |
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kypade
Kypade
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 7908
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They have a fone # you can call for a refund, yknow.
Ok, I just made that up, i'd never pay for another vending machine item in my life if that were true....but, if it was at school or a job or something, they really are usually good about giving money back and stuff. well, at my schools anyway.
oh well, who cres
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