We need one of these.

Did you take you bath today?
Why is it missing.

This one gets a little racy but I still like it.


How many indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because they can't afford electricity!

Did you know that Iraq has alot of Department stores?

No really, there is a Target on every corner.

hehe that was a good one!

Here's another racist one.


How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?











As many as the master wants.

One of my friends told me these racist jokes before (they are REALLY un-PC, and quite offense, tread with caution):

How do you starve a Mexican?

Hide the food stamps under the soap.

How is a pizza different from a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

How is a pizza different from a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

:o :?

Gina: Nobody ever listens to me.
Pschyatrist: Next!

What is the difference between between OJ Simpson and Colonal Sanders?

One batters his chicks then kills them, and the other kills his chicks then batters them.

I heard about those too. I'm not saying I believe in em but they are funny and the people who get offended did laugh and they're hiding it!

Holy crap! lmao :evil: :?

People are like a bowl of jellybeans. Nobody likes the black ones

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

Laaaame

Why are black people getting stronger?













T.V.s are getting bigger!

wow. u are so unfunny unless it involves making fun of black people. then its hillllarious. :x

wow. u are so unfunny unless it involves making fun of black people. then its hillllarious. :x

I'm just on a racist jokes website for those later ones. Good times

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?










A Michael Jackson slumber party

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.

The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

I hereby note that Scott would not be happy with the direction of this thread. But, I also note... Michael Moore is fat, and Rusty is a hijacker. The point is, who cares? *throws confetti*

I love MJ jokes!

What's Michael's favorite fast food?








Big Boys.

Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

hehe.

I thought he liked little boys? Is he on to the preteens?

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?










They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

thats a great one.