I would like to complain about a power hungry administrator.

The other day I was minding my own business, being kind to fellow members and obeying every rule - as I alway do. Out of nowhere, a certain administrator banned me for no reason whatsoever. Members then started openly mocking me. I was lauged at, ridiculed, and my picture was desecrated.

My account was taken over and an avatar added that suggested I like candlesticks up my bum (this may be true, but it's besides the point). I had a signature added that said I liked to kiss myself alone at night (again, true, but irrelevant).

To make matters even worse, a new member to KJ - Tits Magee - got caught up in this whole mess. He/she was accused of being me and banned. I think a review of the facts will show this poor person was clearly not me, and was wrongfully accused and imprisoned. I think it's terrible that we treat new members this way.

As an astute investigator, I have been able to determine that this reckless abuse of power came from Eagle. I demand the following things to right this wrong...

1. Eagle relinquishes all control and turns over all power to Tits Magee and loyalfromlondon.
2. Dolcevita shall be banned
3. TonyMontana is given his own permanent forum
4. Full apology to TonyM and Tits Magee from Eagle which is sent to every major US paper and magazine for publication.

If these demands are not met, I will call Johnny Cochran to explore my legal options. You have 24 hours.

Call away.

May I suggest utilizing BKB's unique well of knowledge on the um ... subject of um ... talking to him.



I am willing of course to discuss a settlement if that interests you?

I will not accept your terms but ... maybe something along these lines:

1. I stay in power. Tits Magee is permantly removed from the database and noone shall speak of him/her/it again. Loyalfromlondon remains loved, but on the sidelines.

2. Dolcevita can be banned. Never liked her anyway. Devil children are not welcome here.

3. You can have your own permanant forum.

4. You apoligize to me for ever questioning my judgement, admitt I was completly in the right. Do so in your forum. Oh and post a picture of yourself wearing only shorts, peanut butter, and your dog. For baba of course.

I am not a difficult man. I am willing to compromise on some points.

#1. I am willing to sacrfice Tits Magee. We don't need n00bs around here anyways! I never said anything about loving loyal, but I have no problem with that as long as he is NOT loved more than me. As for you staying in power, I'll meet you halfway. You can still pay all the bills, and have an honorary title that is meaningless w/ no power.

#2. I am 100% behind you on point #2.

#3. I didn't really want #3. That's too much pressure. I was hoping to deal that one away.

#4. I have many shots of me naked with peanut butter and livestock. Must it be with shorts and my dog, or will the existing ones do? As for apologizing... I am sorry that you are so reckless and careless with your power. I am also sorry your poor decision making skills led you to make baba an administrator (but, that's another story).

I think we're pretty close to a deal here!

Oh, and in case you were wondering how I figured out it was you, Eagle. Here's a PM conversation I had...

please keep this forum for serious stuff.

Haha you got yelled at.

:points at tony:

:laughs because tony cant respond: