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The Erotic House of Wax! Opening Theatrically 2006 Predicts?
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coolmoviedude999
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 The Erotic House of Wax! Opening Theatrically 2006 Predicts? 
SYNOPSIS:
A young woman (Josie Hunter) inherits an erotic wax museum in which the statues come to life and have sex with each other.
This sounds really out there. I can't imagine a "wide release", but stranger things have happened.
Coming Late 2006 to Theaters after being shelved forever. I only imagine this has something to do with the House of Wax release.
Opening: $4 million
Closing $10 million
Something along the likes of XXX2
Preview trailer:
http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=843830
Staring:
Blake Pickett .... Josie
Jacqueline Lovell .... Star
Lisa Comshaw .... Eve (as Lisa Sutton)
Yvette Lera .... Cleopatra/Redhead Courtesan
Rob Lee .... Marc Antony
Bobbie Marie .... Venus/Courtesan
David Stone .... Romeo/Cleopatra's Slave
Billy Cardi .... Beefy Acolyte
C. Clam .... Hood Boy
Additional Cast to be annunced in coming months.
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Mister Ecks
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I don't know what it can do... you could say, I'm a little porn here. HA! Get it? Ah, I got nothin'.
You sure it's not porn, though? I don't see this being anything but porn, unless it's a spoof movie.
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coolmoviedude999
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Mr. X wrote: I don't know what it can do... you could say, I'm a little porn here. HA! Get it? Ah, I got nothin'.
You sure it's not porn, though? I don't see this being anything but porn, unless it's a spoof movie. The trailer looks strange. It looks like one of those movies where you ask: How was this made?
There is no nudity in the trailer. It does look like a spoof of HOW. I'm not sure. They even have the dumb Paris like blond.
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matatonio
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HAHA!!! it has porn written all over it!
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andaroo1
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This sounds better than the retread which comes out next week.
Quote: Lisa Comshaw .... Eve (as Lisa Sutton) ummmm Comshawt
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Amos
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Re: The Erotic House of Wax! Opening Theatrically 2006 Predi coolmoviedude999 wrote: Coming Late 2006
Out in time for Oscar season, could make $70m or so if it gets a few nods. :wink:
Otherwise, $0.1m / $0.3m
From IMDB
Year: This film was made 9 years ago.
MPAA: "Rated R for strong sexuality" - if its porn it's softcore. The director has a lot of these on her IMDB resume btw.
Genre: Fantasy - no sign of comedy here to suggest any spoofing, plus being a 1996 film I doubt they were spoofing a 2005 horror movie either
Keywords: Independant Film, Sex, Wax Musum, Lesbian Scene - this sums it up in a nutshell
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coolmoviedude999
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Re: The Erotic House of Wax! Opening Theatrically 2006 Predi Amos wrote: coolmoviedude999 wrote: Coming Late 2006
Out in time for Oscar season, could make $70m or so if it gets a few nods. :wink: Otherwise, $0.1m / $0.3m From IMDBYear: This film was made 9 years ago. MPAA: "Rated R for strong sexuality" - if its porn it's softcore. The director has a lot of these on her IMDB resume btw. Genre: Fantasy - no sign of comedy here to suggest any spoofing, plus being a 1996 film I doubt they were spoofing a 2005 horror movie either Keywords: Independant Film, Sex, Wax Musum, Lesbian Scene - this sums it up in a nutshell Oh. Maybe House of Wax ripped off ths movie then to some extent.
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Korrgan
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..Well, the House of Wax coming out next week is a remake. So if anything, this porn ripped off the 1953 (I think) original.
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coolmoviedude999
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Korrgan wrote: ..Well, the House of Wax coming out next week is a remake. So if anything, this porn ripped off the 1953 (I think) original. Here is my theory.
House of Wax 1953 was a remake itself.
1. Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)
2. House of Wax (1953): Ripoff to some extent of the one from 1933.
3. Exotic House of Wax: Ripoff of 1953 House of Wax with added sexual element.
4. House of Wax (Remake 2005): A combination of House of Wax 53 and Erotic House of Wax. Overall plot (though the story is almost completely different) comes from HOW53 while the slutty characters, dumb blond, and pornish element come from the Exotic HOW. All three movies have a Vincent.
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