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No, because then he would be killing all of those innocent sperm.

Sperm is not a new person. It is just me.

That's like saying the eggs at the grocery store are little chickens.


Wed May 03, 2017 4:01 pm
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Zwackerm, you need to get laid.

No, if she got preggers she might abort it.


You can have sex without getting someone pregnant.

If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway.


Do you know how sex works?

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Wed May 03, 2017 4:18 pm
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Chippy wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
Zwackerm, you need to get laid.

No, if she got preggers she might abort it.


You can have sex without getting someone pregnant.

If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway.


Do you know how sex works?


Yes. You stick the erect penis in the vagina and do some thrusts until you both orgasm, or feel peak excitement, usually causing the man to ejaculate, which will go into the condom if you are using one, or they will travel down the Fallopian tubes until they join with eggs, and if said eggs implant in the uterus, bingo bango pregnancy.


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Thank you for that fine forensic analysis!


Wed May 03, 2017 4:29 pm
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zwackerm wrote:
Chippy wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
Zwackerm, you need to get laid.

No, if she got preggers she might abort it.


You can have sex without getting someone pregnant.

If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway.


Do you know how sex works?


Yes. You stick the erect penis in the vagina and do some thrusts until you both orgasm, or feel peak excitement, usually causing the man to ejaculate, which will go into the condom if you are using one, or they will travel down the Fallopian tubes until they join with eggs, and if said eggs implant in the uterus, bingo bango pregnancy.


A simple "no" would have worked.

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shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element

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zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
Zwackerm, you need to get laid.

No, if she got preggers she might abort it.


You can't get them pregnant if you have sex with a man

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Shack wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
the lesser evil wrote:
Zwackerm, you need to get laid.

No, if she got preggers she might abort it.


You can't get them pregnant if you have sex with a man

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I will have sex with a man when the sun burns out.

Once I am in a committed relationship and am financially stable, I will fuck her like there's no tomorrow. But it's irresponsible to have sex, IMO, if you think you would need an abortion if you accidentally got pregnant


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lol

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Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?

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Shack wrote:
Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?


all women are pro-choice, duh, all feminists, fuck feminists

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shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element

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Wed May 03, 2017 7:07 pm
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Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?

I still don't want a child.

I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.


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zwackerm wrote:
Shack wrote:
Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?

I still don't want a child.

I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.


Say what now? That doesn't make any sense.


Thu May 04, 2017 3:51 am
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Jack Sparrow wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
Shack wrote:
Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?

I still don't want a child.

I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.


Say what now? That doesn't make any sense.


If vanilla is the only ice cream flavor you've ever tasted, can you possibly miss the other flavors?


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Yes.

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"Bingo bango pregnancy" is my favourite zwack-ism.

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If you fall in love with your future wife, she'll blow away the other girls from your past you didn't have an intense connection with, if she's just vanilla ice cream compared to their more kinds you miss she's not the one (Ignoring for a second that vanilla is the best ice cream)

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Thu May 04, 2017 12:26 pm
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All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.

I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone.


Thu May 04, 2017 2:17 pm
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zwackerm wrote:
Jack Sparrow wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
Shack wrote:
Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?

I still don't want a child.

I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.


Say what now? That doesn't make any sense.


If vanilla is the only ice cream flavor you've ever tasted, can you possibly miss the other flavors?


You are already biased when you assume that chocolate is not good enough specially when you haven't tasted it. Also I don't mind you staying away from sex but more experience can never (and I say NEVER) make you less satisfied with your loved one.


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zwackerm wrote:
All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.

I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone.


This is fine as its your choice but the reasoning behind it is all kinds of wrong. Also who says that you will only fall in love once? There are cases where it won't work out even when two people are in love but that should not mean you will not have sex assuming that it will get you pregnant.


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"oh man this sex is bad, but at least I love her!"

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shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element

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this whole page :hahaha:


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zwackerm wrote:
All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.

I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone.


Ugh. You've clearly never had sex, have tried extensively, and failed. which is fine, sad, but fine. But do not offer your opinions. You sound crazy borderline sociopath. I'm most worried about your dreams, that is just nuts.

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Thegun wrote:
zwackerm wrote:
All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.

I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone.


Ugh. You've clearly never had sex, have tried extensively, and failed. which is fine, sad, but fine. But do not offer your opinions. You sound crazy borderline sociopath. I'm most worried about your dreams, that is just nuts.

No I've never once tried to have sex with anyone. I've only ever even been on one date.


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Was that the date that she paid for?

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Was that the date that she paid for?

I paid for the food. She paid the tip.


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