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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
Great sex is very underrated. That one.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:43 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21543 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
Number 2, because if she was bad at sex, she'd be less judgmental if I was bad.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:00 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
zwackerm wrote: Number 2, because if she was bad at sex, she'd be less judgmental if I was bad. Unless she actually thinks she is good at sex.
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11608 Location: Bright Falls
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
Super hot person sex. If you'd just read this as, have sex with a celebrity, or with your ugly neighbor, is anyone really picking the ugly neighbor? Or also if looking at this, what is more difficult to obtain; if one wanted to, having good sex with an ugly person is fairly easy, but it's just very hard to have any kind of sex with a super hot person. Abilities basically can be learned, while looks can't.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:51 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
The sex cannot be good for me if I am not attracted to the bitch. So it is easy. "Bad" sex with Honda Riko is still good sex. 
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:54 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40483
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
I would think it's hard for the person to have great sex with an ugly person without the requirement of being attracted to that person... so you don't really lose in that option
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:41 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40483
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
Say a genie could turn you completely bisexual right now, where it feels just as normal and right as straight attraction... would you take it?
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:18 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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What are the advantages? It broadens my fuck pool, but is that it? It also improves my chances of catching an STD. I think only single people that are finding it hard to get laid will say yes to being an instant bisexual.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:54 pm |
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 20)
Dr. Lecter wrote: Would you rather...
have great sex with someone who you think is actually rather ugly
or
have mediocre/boring sex with someone who is super hot
?
I deliberately left the gender out.
This one is actually based on someone a good friend told me. He had sex with a girl that most of our common friends find hot as hell, but a couple of years later he told me that in fact it was probably the worst sex he has ever had. Great sex is great sex. Will go w/ that one.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:47 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40483
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Well when bisexuals say they're happy to have twice the dating pool and double the variety to choose from, I don't think they're just talking about sex, but other parts of relationships and finding partners. I don't know if I would do it, but for me I just like that hot chicks exist and doubling the amount of people I'm attracted to sounds like it would make the world more enjoyable for me.
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:55 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Time to get into the weird territory again, shall we?
Would you rather
punch your mom as hard as you can in the face without ever explaining your actions and receive $100,000 for it?
or
break a 5-year old's legs for $1 million
or
become Ron Perlman's sex slave for a year
?
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:56 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21543 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Would the five year olds legs heal?
Why would anyone want to be Ron Perlman's sex slave?
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:01 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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zwackerm wrote: Would the five year olds legs heal?
Why would anyone want to be Ron Perlman's sex slave? If you do not want to do the other two, obviously. And you would not know whether they would heal. Maybe, maybe not.
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:02 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 21)
Could I choose the five-year-old?
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:07 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 21)
Algren wrote: Could I choose the five-year-old? What do you mean? They are all options, yes.
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:33 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40483
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Punch mom in the face. The 5 year old is innocent, he doesn't deserve to have his life affected by this sick game. I ain't no Walter White. Ron Perlman is easily last. It would have to be Ron Perlman's sex slave and you get 100 million or something.
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:51 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11608 Location: Bright Falls
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Break the 5-year old's legs. Simply because the pay-off is the best and I think he finally wouldn't be that bad off (maybe throw the athletic ambitions which he wouldn't have been able to get fulfilled anyway out of the door, I can live with that for $1mil). Perlman sex slave is the least favorite option.
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Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:27 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 21)
Dr. Lecter wrote: Algren wrote: Could I choose the five-year-old? What do you mean? They are all options, yes. I mean, do I get to choose the five-year-old or do you? Because if I could choose who the five-year-old is, then I would choose a nasty little fucker, break his legs, and take the $1m. But if you chose the five-year-old, then I couldn't choose that option because you might choose a sweat little darling, and I couldn't risk that.
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:18 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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stuffp wrote: Perlman sex slave is the least favorite option. Yeah. Why'd it had to be Perlman???! 
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Flava'd vs The World
The Kramer
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:36 am Posts: 25336 Location: Classified
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Is Perlman in Hellboy makeup the entire time? If not I'll take out the kid.
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:18 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68308
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Flava'd vs The World wrote: Is Perlman in Hellboy makeup the entire time? If not I'll take out the kid. You're odd.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Algren wrote: stuffp wrote: Perlman sex slave is the least favorite option. Yeah. Why'd it had to be Perlman???!  I was looking for an ugly-ass, tough motherfucker. It was him, Nick Nolte or Rosie O'Donnell.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Algren wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Algren wrote: Could I choose the five-year-old? What do you mean? They are all options, yes. I mean, do I get to choose the five-year-old or do you? Because if I could choose who the five-year-old is, then I would choose a nasty little fucker, break his legs, and take the $1m. But if you chose the five-year-old, then I couldn't choose that option because you might choose a sweat little darling, and I couldn't risk that. The child would be chosen at random.
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:06 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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Punch my mom!
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Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:54 am |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21543 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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I think the majority of the time broken legs heal, so I'd break the legs.
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