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Mister Ecks
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 Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars!  Quote: This was discovered by UFOovni2012 of Youtube and I have to admit, it looks like a woman partly cloaked. The woman seems to have breasts...indicated by the shadow on its chest. We also see two arms that are lighter in color and what looks like a head with long hair. Its hard to tell if this is a living being, or a statue of a being from long ago. However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being. Also it is facing the Mars rover...watching it from a distance. This being is about 8-10 cm tall. Yes, one such species is known to exist that small. Remember the Apollo 20 mission, not the fake TV show, but the real mission? Well William Rutledge (astronaut) said inside the cigar ship in Deporte Crater (moon) he saw glass tubes on the walls with tiny human-like skeletons in them about 4-6 cm long. This looks real. And it should concern every country in the world. There is life out there. Let's forget that it's not really a woman and think of the amazing possibilities! Plus she is clearly wearing a cleavage-baring top, so she's single and ready to mingle.
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Algren
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Mister Ecks wrote: she's single and ready to mingle. lol _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! why would this "concern" every country in the world?
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Well you know what they say: once you go tiny alien woman from Mars, you'll never go back to singles bars.
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Thegun
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! I just see shadows in the ground
_________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Algren
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Nobody spotted the hidden alien face at the top of the image.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Thegun wrote: I just see shadows in the ground Breaking news: Thegun is !SHOCKER! a buzzkill
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Thegun
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! That hurts X, really does. Meet me outside of my online persona and you'll eat those words. I would love nothing more than A bunch of 10 cm girls pleasuring me at once. i just don't see it. Not buzzkill territory at all. Mars, I do hope something is there.
A universe needs to know Morgan freeman exists. That is certain.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Wait, I was talking one girl. You're talking a bunch of them. Now it's becoming clear to me: these tiny women are going to seduce me then murder me in the most horrific fashion, and it's going to be awful!!
NO ALIEN WOMEN, YOU CANNOT CUT OFF MY PENIS AND USE IT AS A STATUE!! YOU JUST CAN'T!!!!
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Algren
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! With all of the words you could have used and you went with buzzkill. Geez.  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! With all of the crazy things I say on here and you decided to pick on me for saying buzzkill. Geez.
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Algren
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! Well, you had a free shot at Thegun and you wasted it.  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! It's the Harrison Ford avatar. Gets me every time. 
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Algren
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Re: Rejoice! There are (probably) tiny single women on Mars! GET OFF MY PLANE!
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