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With the danger of the board closing I want at least some fun here


One doctor to another.
"Hey yo. I started a relationship with a patient yesterday"
"So what? Happens to me all the time."
"Yeah.....But you are a physician and I am a veterinarian"


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nice.

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A joke I learned last weekend (works only in German)

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Unterhalten sich ein Ami, ein Russe und ein Deutscher darüber, wer denn den größten Wald hat.

Der Ami: "Unser Wald ist so groß, wenn du durchläufst, bist du erst nach 3 Wochen wieder draußen."

Der Russe: "Na und? Unser Wald ist so groß, da bist du erst nach 3 Jahren wieder draußen."

Der Deutsche: *lacht* "Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir haben Buchenwald, da kommst du rein, kommst nie wieder raus!"

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I don't get it

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
A joke I learned last weekend (works only in German)

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Unterhalten sich ein Ami, ein Russe und ein Deutscher darüber, wer denn den größten Wald hat.

Der Ami: "Unser Wald ist so groß, wenn du durchläufst, bist du erst nach 3 Wochen wieder draußen."

Der Russe: "Na und? Unser Wald ist so groß, da bist du erst nach 3 Jahren wieder draußen."

Der Deutsche: *lacht* "Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir haben Buchenwald, da kommst du rein, kommst nie wieder raus!"


What is Buchenwald?

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OH IT'S A CONCENTRATION CAMP THAT'S EVIL

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A concentration camp joke? :lol: oh you Germans

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A European woman doesnt get along with the eating habits of her cannibal friend. So she sends him to the psychiatrist.

"And how was he ?" she does ask when her friend returns
"Delicious"

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A man lives in the eight floor of a skyscraper and throws a slug out of the window.
A year later it rings a the door and it is the slug asking "Why the fuck did you just do that?"

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Therapists are delicious! It's funny because it's true!

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It appears that Swiss humour hasn't left infancy.

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A blonde and brunette are in an elevator. Suddenly an attractive guy enters and smiles at them. He turns to face the front and they notice his hair is filled with dandruff. He gets off on the next floor and they look to each other.

Brunette "Wow that guy can really use Head and Shoulders"
The blonde laughs in agreement and then confusingly thinks to herself "Shoulders?"

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That's better. Keep those coming.

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Algren, please showcase the famous British humo(u)r.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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I smiled, but I didn't laugh. Keep going.

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I'm sure you've heard it before.

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Not really a joke but cool

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?



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What do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag?
A kitkat

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:|

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More nigger jokes please.

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Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?"
Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face."
Elephant:"..."
:grrr:

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hehe

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Trump: I'm in for 2016
World: LOL

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A hot blonde woman is walking past a school with a pig in her hands A student yells "How did you get that"
The pig yells back "I won her in a raffle"

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HAHAHA

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