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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am
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 A joke! I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?"
I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979."
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kypade
Kypade
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:53 pm
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Re: A joke!
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm
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Re: A joke! _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Box
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am
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Re: A joke! Copper. That's very funny!
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am
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Re: A joke! That was funny. And I thought of you earlier today filmo when i ran across this new mouse.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am
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Re: A joke! Archie Gates wrote: That was funny. And I thought of you earlier today filmo when i ran across this new mouse. I do stuff like that too... everytime I see an Asian girl now, I think of Filmo. Is that weird? _________________
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batnanna
Da Bears
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Re: A joke! Filmo that was actually funny. Im so proud of you. *hugs filmo*
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am
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Re: A joke! TonyMontana wrote: Archie Gates wrote: That was funny. And I thought of you earlier today filmo when i ran across this new mouse.I do stuff like that too... everytime I see an Asian girl now, I think of Filmo. Is that weird? It'll make watching the Olympics this year an interesting experience for you.
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Chippy
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Re: A joke! hehe
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
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Re: A joke! Good one, my dad had one that me laugh today.
Dad says "Can I have the newspaper"
Mom says "Come on now, you don't need that, here's the Ipad"
Dad says "The fucking fly won't know what hit him"
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm
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Re: A joke! In what is FILMO's 8th thread about jokes, here is one I found today:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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Chippy
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Re: A joke! Quite the lexicon for a fucking parrot.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Algren
now we know
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Re: A joke! yeah lol
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