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 Dating profile (if I wasn't married) 
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What are "daps"?

I don't know how else to describe them. It's the footwear that has become popular in the last 10 years where girls have almost no soles to their shoes, so they are pretty much walking on the floor. It's so thin. I hate it. It makes them look manly and disgustingly poor. Then you get big fat fatties wearing these and they wonder why they get calve, leg and foot pain. Morons.

I can't find a picture because I keep searching for "daps" and that's not what they are called. It's basically girls trying to be more Asian and petite, but when a big fat Western girl wears these, it's so far from the desired look that it is ridiculously laughable.

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Algren wrote:
Caius wrote:
What are "daps"?

I don't know how else to describe them. It's the footwear that has become popular in the last 10 years where girls have almost no soles to their shoes, so they are pretty much walking on the floor. It's so thin. I hate it. It makes them look manly and disgustingly poor. Then you get big fat fatties wearing these and they wonder why they get calve, leg and foot pain. Morons.

I can't find a picture because I keep searching for "daps" and that's not what they are called. It's basically girls trying to be more Asian and petite, but when a big fat Western girl wears these, it's so far from the desired look that it is ridiculously laughable.


They're called flats.

It's good you prefer heels, though, it would make it more painful for whatever poor soul would actually answer a dating ad like this to kick you in the balls.


Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:47 am
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He probably prefers heels for the Crush Videos they no doubt create.


Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:01 am
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Libs probably wears "flats". Jealous broad.

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Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:06 am
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Which of the criteria does your wife fit?

None of your fucking business.

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Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:57 am
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Holy fuck just kill me after reading this shit.


Yeah, a profile like that just screams "I'm a selfish, racist asshole" doesn't it?

Lol, you say it like everyone else isn't.

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does anyone, besides david, still believe that algren is married?

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i once asked argos and he said that it's possible.


Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:08 pm
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I don't get what I would gain from saying that I was married if I actually wasn't.

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You would "fit in".

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Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:19 pm
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I am actually pretty sure he is married.

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You would "fit in".

I think it's abundantly clear that I don't care about "fitting in".

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Algren's entirely too progressive for my taste. Why do you let girls out of the house? They should be having sex with you and cooking for you in a twenty four hour cycle. I'm pretty sure they don't even need to sleep because they don't have souls.


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Algren wrote:
Groucho wrote:
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Holy fuck just kill me after reading this shit.


Yeah, a profile like that just screams "I'm a selfish, racist asshole" doesn't it?

Lol, you say it like everyone else isn't.


Yeah, I do.

I have represented all sorts of nasty, evil people in my job. And many of them think everyone else thinks the same way they do. "Hey, I beat my wife but you would too if you weren't such a wimp." "Hey, sure I lied, but everyone lies." "Hey, sure, I stole but everyone does and I just got caught." "Hey, you're thinking these racist thoughts too, but I'm just brave enough to say them out loud."

So no, everyone isn't an asshole. Everyone doesn't think the way you do. Or the way I do.

Also: I don't hide behind my on-line name. Everyone knows who I really am.

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Also: I don't hide behind my on-line name. Everyone knows who I really am.

Yeah, because you want to sell books.

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Groucho wrote:
Everyone doesn't think the way you do.

Everyone is selfish.

You put venting your frustration over my feelings. That's being selfish.

And pretty much everyone is racist. It's a fact of life. Trying to be a non-racist is impossible.

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God said he would spare Sodom if Abraham could find 50 righteous men.

He found 49, but Groucho was at Goblin Con in Tampa.

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David wrote:
God said he would spare Sodom if Abraham could find 50 righteous men.

He found 49, but Groucho was at Goblin Con in Tampa.

I laughed.


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Caius wrote:
What are "daps"?

I don't know how else to describe them. It's the footwear that has become popular in the last 10 years where girls have almost no soles to their shoes, so they are pretty much walking on the floor. It's so thin. I hate it. It makes them look manly and disgustingly poor. Then you get big fat fatties wearing these and they wonder why they get calve, leg and foot pain. Morons.

I can't find a picture because I keep searching for "daps" and that's not what they are called. It's basically girls trying to be more Asian and petite, but when a big fat Western girl wears these, it's so far from the desired look that it is ridiculously laughable.


They're called flats.

It's good you prefer heels, though, it would make it more painful for whatever poor soul would actually answer a dating ad like this to kick you in the balls.


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Everyone is selfish to a degree. But anyone can call you selfish and make up a bullshit reason like "you're not thinking of my feelings". Nobody gives a shit about your feelings.

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Everyone is a degenerate cocksucker to a degree. Take me for example.

Interesting thesis.

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Your constant defending of Algren does not reflect on you well, sir.

And you've been on this site long enough to know that opposing me usually ends not well for the opposition.

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shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element

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Did you just threaten to murder David?


Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:35 pm
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You can't prove that in court.

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I'd never testify against you.


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