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Chippy
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 Re: Oral Sex Thread trixster wrote: I lost my virginity to a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. You invented the question mark?! _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Libs wrote: Thegun wrote: Mau wrote: Rev wrote: I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever LOL. I lost my virginity at 16 with the ugliest gurl in the world. no lie. Ah, Loss of virginity stories. 16, North Carolina Vacation, 3some on the beach with two cute california girls. It was awkward, completely unimaginative, yet fucking awesome! Believe it or not, the most awkward part was each one of them giving me an intimate goodbye while the other watched. It was on that day, I planned to move from the East to West Coast. Granted I never actually moved, but every time I make it over there it has been memorable. Oh come on you are pulling our leg. You lost it to two babes on a beach? #skeptical They weren't babes. But they were very attractive, and nice bodies. We were 16. It's like I said it was very unimaginative, but one gave me a kiss, I apologized to other and then she kissed me. We were already on a blanket and we shared a few drinks that they smuggled out. I smuggled illegal fireworks (Ahh, how I miss the old days) _________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread trixster wrote: I lost my virginity to a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.  I had a poster of that monologue for 8 years. Hands down one of the funniest scenes ever. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really! _________________Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Caius
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Thegun wrote:
They weren't babes. But they were very attractive, and nice bodies. We were 16. It's like I said it was very unimaginative, but one gave me a kiss, I apologized to other and then she kissed me. We were already on a blanket and we shared a few drinks that they smuggled out. I smuggled illegal fireworks (Ahh, how I miss the old days)
Except for the part with two chicks. And the beach.
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Chippy
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Re: Oral Sex Thread And the secks.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Oral Sex Thread yah, this is a pretty cool thread. Lots of insight ito the minds of all of us.  let's get this thing to page 69.
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batnanna
Da Bears
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Huh, who would have thought a thread with this title would take off like it has, here of all places.
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Oral Sex Thread This place is full of queers and randy pakis. This is the place that an 'oral sex' thread would take off the most.
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread You realize it was made on a joke about you right?
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Thegun wrote: You realize it was made on a joke about you right? I know why it was made, sure. _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Sarcasm never translates well into text.
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Regarding the actual topic of the thread, anyone else ever have someone actually fall asleep during such activities?
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread While receiving, or actually giving?
That's a new one, especially to a girl while giving, that could be life threatening.
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Thegun wrote: That's a new one, especially to a girl while giving, that could be life threatening. Could be. Never stop when giving a BJ. The guy will be so angry. _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Twas the guy that fell asleep. While giving, not receiving. How the hell does that happen?
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Batnanna wrote: Twas the guy that fell asleep. While giving, not receiving. How the hell does that happen? Eww. Disgusting. Would be funny if he fell asleep too. You'd wake up with a floppy sausage in your mouth. _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread _________________Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Magic Mike
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Mau wrote: Rev wrote: I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever LOL. I lost my virginity at 16 with the ugliest gurl in the world. no lie. Well, she was a guy.  But anyway, like you're some prize  .
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Magic Mike
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Algren wrote: Thegun wrote: That's a new one, especially to a girl while giving, that could be life threatening. Could be. Never stop when giving a BJ. The guy will be so angry. Then don't take so fucking long.
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Magic Mike wrote: Algren wrote: Thegun wrote: That's a new one, especially to a girl while giving, that could be life threatening. Could be. Never stop when giving a BJ. The guy will be so angry. Then don't take so fucking long. My mind right now has an image that I feel disgusted with. _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Lafin Atchu
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Hahaha, yeah something like that. Robin Williams is funny.
I guess he was pretty drunk at the time this occured, that probably has a lot to do with it.
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David
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Re: Oral Sex Thread _________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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movies35
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Batnanna wrote: Regarding the actual topic of the thread, anyone else ever have someone actually fall asleep during such activities? I know I am late to the thread but I have fallen asleep during a few times.
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Oral Sex Thread alrighty here's a question... do you guys consider oral sex losing your virginity?
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