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Re: Oral Sex Thread
"Sexy suicide models."
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You know what would be cool? If you could just call some kind of company and they could send a girl over to do stuff. For money.
I'd sign up for that.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:07 pm
David
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
It is legal in Australia.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
I don't know that party story of chips definitely hurts. How come you never updated that in your thread chip? Did you and your guy friend have it out? And for Dave, here is a current sexy suicide girl
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:12 pm
Libs
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Magnus wrote:
Libs wrote:
*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.
TELL ME THE SECRET!!!
My friend of like 10 years sort of wants to go down that route but I'm completely against it cause I value her friendship greatly (she's my best female friend outside my sister) and don't see sex to be more valuable than the risk of damaging that.
The secret is that you don't do it with, like, YOUR BEST FRIEND. No-no. You need someone you're "friends" with but not especially close to. So I'd advise against this.
I don't know that party story of chips definitely hurts. How come you never updated that in your thread chip? Did you and your guy friend have it out? And for Dave, here is a current sexy suicide girl
The secret is that you don't do it with, like, YOUR BEST FRIEND. No-no. You need someone you're "friends" with but not especially close to.
yeah I feel like with most other of my female friends I could never just have a FWB then. It would just be a real relationship if we started to have sex.
Yep!
Though, with some of my friend's, that wouldn't be a bad thing.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:18 pm
Libs
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Magnus wrote:
Libs wrote:
The secret is that you don't do it with, like, YOUR BEST FRIEND. No-no. You need someone you're "friends" with but not especially close to.
yeah I feel like with most other of my female friends I could never just have a FWB then. It would just be a real relationship if we started to have sex.
What would be wrong with that then? lol. Do you have any interest in any of your friends?
I was friends with my ex for a full year and a half before we started dating in college.
Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:23 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Yeah I mean, don't like 1/2 longterm relationships start from friendships before hand, and many of the long lasting ones as well. I understand the viewpoint that you don't want to risk loosing a friend, especially if you don't have many or you have a rocky past dating history.
Though I am pretty much on the Harry met Sally bandwagon, there is pretty much no female friend I have that I wouldn't want to have sex with.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:28 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
The University of Maryland is a buffet of Asian girls.
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Yeah I mean, don't like 1/2 longterm relationships start from friendships before hand, and many of the long lasting ones as well. I understand the viewpoint that you don't want to risk loosing a friend, especially if you don't have many or you have a rocky past dating history.
Though I am pretty much on the Harry met Sally bandwagon, there is pretty much no female friend I have that I wouldn't want to have sex with.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:30 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:31 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Magnus wrote:
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The University of Maryland is a buffet of Asian girls.
yeah no shit.
Moving in herds, conversing in their strange Shanghai language. Unnerving.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:32 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
David wrote:
Magnus wrote:
David wrote:
The University of Maryland is a buffet of Asian girls.
yeah no shit.
Moving in herds, conversing in their strange Shanghai language. Unnerving.
Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:33 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Someone probs already said this BTW but this thread has been surprisingly introspective and interesting for a KJ water cooler thread.
I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever
LOL.
I lost my virginity at 16 with the ugliest gurl in the world. no lie.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:46 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
I can't believe it still started from a joke I had in the other thread, I think it's best element is that even though it's a darker thread, it's actually kind of tasteful. Not one person has really discussed the actual thread topic in seriousness. But some of the confessionals have been enjoyable.
And congrats Rev? How did that end up happening? Someone pay for it on a birthday, or did Craigslist strike again?
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:47 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Mau wrote:
Rev wrote:
I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever
LOL.
I lost my virginity at 16 with the ugliest gurl in the world. no lie.
Ah, Loss of virginity stories. 16, North Carolina Vacation, 3some on the beach with two cute california girls. It was awkward, completely unimaginative, yet fucking awesome! Believe it or not, the most awkward part was each one of them giving me an intimate goodbye while the other watched. It was on that day, I planned to move from the East to West Coast. Granted I never actually moved, but every time I make it over there it has been memorable.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:53 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Magnus wrote:
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I can't believe it still started from a joke I had in the other thread, I think it's best element is that even though it's a darker thread, it's actually kind of tasteful. Not one person has really discussed the actual thread topic in seriousness. But some of the confessionals have been enjoyable.
And congrats Rev? How did that end up happening? Someone pay for it on a birthday, or did Craigslist strike again?
I just randomly decided to make it in the morning during a conference call at work. became something...pretty cool I guess. Retro-KJ thread.
It was a great idea, and it helps we have the best sigs right now too. I don't care if it crashes your computer. I can watch Hi Doggy all day long if I had to.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:54 pm
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Re: Oral Sex Thread
Thegun wrote:
Mau wrote:
Rev wrote:
I lost my virginity to an escort. In my youngers I was scared of girls....no confidence whatsoever
LOL.
I lost my virginity at 16 with the ugliest gurl in the world. no lie.
Ah, Loss of virginity stories. 16, North Carolina Vacation, 3some on the beach with two cute california girls. It was awkward, completely unimaginative, yet fucking awesome! Believe it or not, the most awkward part was each one of them giving me an intimate goodbye while the other watched. It was on that day, I planned to move from the East to West Coast. Granted I never actually moved, but every time I make it over there it has been memorable.
Oh come on you are pulling our leg. You lost it to two babes on a beach? #skeptical
Can't remember if I was 17 or 18, but I snuck out of my house at around midnight, headed over to my gf's house, and then had to sneak in through her window. It was quite the adventure.
I regret it completely.
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