That what she wants you to believe.

This literally made me pee myself a little. Oh, and I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Thanks, Krem! I am now hot!

How can a person who cannot spell intelligentsia properly be ever trusted again. I mean geez.

You're in Chicago and we all know it. Stop the pretense.

who guys we can't throw all the good punches this early on. we need to put the breaks on, in the arsimobile, and finish recruiting people for the contest.

I will have more rules in one moment, after I conferr with my partner as to how we can better stack the deck in our favor.

-Dolce

IM lost....whats going on?

Oh, you're always hot...

No need to snarf diet soda in order to be that.

-Dolce

OK.

The clowns I speak of are dolcevita and the dude who has caps lock turned on for no reason.

We take them on using our Weapons of Mass Deception, then hit the clubs.

P.S.

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Technics that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know theives get caught,
Watch if you're smart,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Sametime maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,

Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

It's all about appeasement!

You're late.

Okay, so I read through the first page of this mess (yes, I called it MESS!), and in between fits of insane laughter (dolce, that first post was priceless), I think I get the idea. When is the duel supposed to occur? I could partake if it wasn't this weekend.

I don't know how the T- (some number) thing works, but I'm assuming monday is good, because I'm busy this weekend too. Monday seems to be a good night when everyone is "in" also. I think kick-off might be 8 or 9pm. we don't want to go to late for all our European friends.

we are considering opening up the teams to three each with interjections by hosts and questioners. But bABA hasn't gotten back to me yet if my rules are to confusing. i don't want to make this tooo complicated.

consider the above 6+ pages of posta to be an example, a taste, so to speak, of what is to come. This is no hot women posting battle, this is the REAL DEAL. It will be TEH internet event of the first half of 2010 decade!

and makeshift...thanks for enjoying my first post, I woke up with extra creative energy this morning. I'm glad you enjoyed it so thoroughly.

-Dolce

I am a man of peace! I will not fight you!

*gets all Zen-like*

T-2 Days and counting!
Still looking for questioners ans third participants!
Get ready for a painfully hilarious time.

-Dolce

I'm still confused aka lost.

Official Rules of the Ultimate Challenge!

The challenge will consist of 2 teams going head-to-head.
Team 1, bABA, Dolce, and still looking for one more teammate
Team 2, Krem, TonyMontana, and still looking for one more teammate

There will be *rounds* hosted by a questioner
We are looking for anyone who is willing to brainstorm a question in orcer to introduce a round The questions/demands can be anything. Quote your favorite passage from a book, having us solve movie trivia, ask us to debate politically, make us post pictures, anything the questioner can think of.

Teams will be evaluated for how they handle the round. They may answer accurately, they may not answer accurately, but with so much confidence they *sound* accurate (for example, check out Krem's political posts) :wink: They might not answer at all, but handle deflecting the question with such panache that they win the round anyways.

There will be *sparring* (for example see the first 7 pages of this thread) between the two teams, and the questioner is allowed to remain in the battle to post thought, new information, and/or just give centestants a hard time. Other questioners are not allowed, they can only intervene in their own round, or everything will become too chaotic.

Some a different MOD will also host/announce each one of the rounds. (Oops, forgot to mention that to you MODs. Is that okay?)

Two of the three teammates will participate in each round, and switch off between rounds to let one person sit out and enjoy a drink and a round before diving back into the fray. We are still looking for one more teammate for each team. Please drop a note in this thread if you are interested.

We are also looking for questioners that want to have fun for 10-15 minutes engaging in a round. Please drop a note in this thread if you are interested.

The team that wins is the team that performed best throughout the rounds. So while voters and questioners *may* have thought bABA and dolce and unnamed teammate #3 lost round 2 and 6 (impossible) they won 1, 3, 4, 5, and 7. So voters would cast their votes for us. Questioners are voters also, by the way.

Any questions?

-Dolce

I'd join a team but I'm still somewhat lost. It was a very long post there. I tend to skip phrases. sorry dolce. Can you make a rules for dummies post?

Damn rusty, you're a tough audiance.

Two teams of three contestants. Each round, 2 of the 3 contestants in each group battle eachother. Each round haw one poster who thinks of the question to kick off each round. The questioner can stay in that round and try to stir up trouble. One MOD will also stay in the round and be announcer. Winning team = winner of most rounds.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

-Dolce

Somewhat understanded. But will not join because mass confusion is storming in the back of my head. I'll understand when the time comes around though.

I would like to join a team....that is if anyone wants me :wink:

T-1 days and counting until the greatest face-off in *World* history.

we are still looking for posters who are interested in providing questions/statements for the rounds!

Please post you interest below.

Thanks everyone. Lets make this a big *World* community event. We want to include as many people as possible and hopefully break the 32 posters at one time mark set yesterday.

-Dolce

Could you give examples of the type of questions you are looking for?

To be honest, I think the average visitor to this thread still has little idea what is going on. I know I don't.

ditto

Is that clear enough? If not I'll try to write up something clearer, because this might only make sense in my mind. lol.

Basically, each *round* will incolve 6 people. @ members from each team, the questioner, and one of the announcers. Questioners can do *anything* they want. Like I said...your question could literally be, "Rush Rock Harder...make of it what you will," or "Here is a picture, comment on it," or "Describe your logic behind who will win the electorate college." Whatever the questioner wants.

Um, any more questions?

-Dolce

I'll be the host, if you need one.

I'll think up some good questions...crazy ones.