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Rod
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 Rap Battle Torrino vs Jonthelyrik (Jury Votes needed) (next round delayed for now)
or whatever their names are.
You have to excuse my lateness, but I was too busy drinking ornge juice yesterday.
Rap away!
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Rod
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I said rap you fucking whores!
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Tyler
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Short and sweet, bitch.
In your pants you pee
Somewhere in D.C.
Fearing me
Torrino, torrino
You cry "no"
But the battle will go
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It's my lucky crack pipe.
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torrino
College Boy T
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Compared to me, the one and only Kwah Migee, you're a big bore
Your flow would make a well-mannered guy like William Hung snore
If anyone ever quotes or appreciates your upcoming lil' song
I'll buy you an extravagent Hummer over 70 feet long.
With that baby, you wouldn't have to play hooky
"Jon's got that thing? I thought he was a cookie!"
But that ain't gonna happen. No, never.
Even a 3 year old can't admire you. He knows Shaquille O' Neal's better.
Call me what you like. Call me a massive stoner.
That don't change the fact that you're one big loner
Gettin' out and explorin' the world might help you write
Neo's mom is free. Stay with her for a long and sexy night
She'll inspire you. She'll show you the path to good intercourse
At age 40, she's got enough stamina to fuck the entire Naval Force
I haven't tried her, though. That's just what Mr. T said.
Though, she must be great if she can handle his mass in bed
I'm serious, Jon. Don't ignore me cuz I once did crack
We all know that true skills you surely lack
So, continue. Firmly hold your crotch and continue actin' black
But, just succumb to the power of a Kwah Migee attack.
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Neostorm
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torrino wrote: She'll inspire you. She'll show you the path to good intercourse
At age 40, she's got enough stamina to fuck the entire Naval Force
I haven't tried her, though. That's just what Mr. T said.
Though, she must be great if she can handle his mass in bed
A whole verse dedicated to my mother LOLOLOLOL
You just watch out till next round :-$ :wink:
Good job :razz:
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lovemerox
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Call me what you like. Call me a massive stoner.
That don't change the fact that you're one big loner
Gettin' out and explorin' the world might help you write
Neo's mom is free. Stay with her for a long and sexy night
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Great!!!! BRAVO!
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Box
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Rap: poetry gone berserk.
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torrino
College Boy T
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box_2005 wrote: Rap: poetry gone berserk. ...Thanks. :wink:
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BacktotheFuture
I'm Batman
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Gotta vote for Torrino.
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Rod
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CLOSED!
JURY MEMBERS, I NEED YOUR FREAKING VOTES this time, you know...that's why you're jury members. 
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Tyler
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Forgot about this thing.
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Miruvor
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Who's on this so-called Jury??
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BacktotheFuture
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Should I PM it to you Rod?
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Passionate Thug
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TORRINO HANDS DOWN!
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Rod
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BacktotheFuture wrote: Should I PM it to you Rod? Jury Votes can either be PMed to me, or posted on this page.
I'm sure torrino prefers one over the other, but fi thats the case he should've gotten someone else to host :razz:
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BacktotheFuture
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I vote for Torrino.
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Rod
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Backtothefuture: Torrino
Boyfresh: Torrino
Mr. X and Roguecommander still need to vote!
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