4x12, He's Okay
Original Air-date, 11/09/2009

Starring McSteamy, Korrgan, Christian, Corpse, matatonio and harry713 as harry
Guest Starring daftme, Mr. X, Groucho, arctic
Special Guest Star Michael Jackson, kevinsky & Jon Gosselin

Written by Korrgan & McSteamy
Directed by Hillary Duff's Sister Haylie


A phone rings in the middle of the night, stirring matatonio awake. He turns on the nearby lamp and grabs his cellphone, answering it. His face turns to worry as he listens to the person on the other end of the line. He ends the call and quickly puts on some clothes, running from his suite to the elevator. While inside, he dials harry on his cellphone.

"harry.. Christian's been in an accident. His car was hit."

Inside harry's apartment, harry sits up, looking to the bare ass of nearby twink arctic as cum dries on his lower back.

"I'll be right there."


Everyone but Korrgan and McSteamy arrive at the hosptial, and they discover that Christian only dislocated his shoulder and will be fine. The divider sheet in the room suddenly moves back, Ericka standing near Jon Gosselin who's lying in the bed next to Christian's. It's revealed Jon was the one that hit Christian with his car, because his chinky eyes didn't catch Christian's car until it was too late. Duh.

After this, Matatonio invites everyone to their apartment for breakfast tomorrow moring to celebrate Christian's fine.




Korrgan & McSteamy - McSteamy wakes in the morning, having been raped all night by Korrgan in her Supreme Court Judge outfit. Korrgan is no where to be found as McSteamy looks around the cage he's been trapped in in KJ Place's basement the last few days. He suddenly notices the door isn't lock. McSteamy leaps from the bed and runs from the cage and up the stairs. Out in the lobby, McSteamy sees a sign on the wall in front of him. "I'll cut you, betch. - daftme."

Outside, Ericka and harry sit down on a bench, and begin knocking about how Ericka believes she's pregnant, harry informing her she is a man-turned-woman and does not have a womb. Ericka keeps on talking about baby names. In the back ground, on the other side of a floor-to-roof glass wall, Korrgan and McSteamy fight with one another as McSteamy tries to flee. He knocks her around, she knocks him around, until McSteamy makes a well placed punch to the tit. As he flees, Korrgan removes some anal beads and uses them as a lasso to catch McSteamy. Ericka and harry continue to talk as Korrgan drags McSteamy back down into the basement.

Christian & matatonio - He's happy everyone came to see him at the hospital, except for Korrgan and McSteamy. He and matatonio begin to gossip about the two of them, how selfish they are, probably fucking one another right now (cue a scene of McSteamy screaming for help as Korrgan rides him while wearing an extremely realistic Michael Jackson outfit and his facial skin she dug up from his funeral), but they soon turn the discussion over to themselves. matatonio says he loves him, but he understands Christian doesn't feel the same way. So matatonio stands and tells Christian that he plans to move on and find another man. Christian agrees, and wishes him luck. They embrace one another in a hug, matatonio looking sad as a single tear rolls down his cheek.

harry - Inside amazing lawyer Groucho's office, harry grips Groucho's big meaty dick and jerks it hard, Groucho moaning in immense pleasure as he cums all over harry's manpussy. The two then sit up and begin strategizing over what they will need to do in next week's trial, where harry may face up to a decade in jail, since harry is trading sexual favors for Groucho's help. As they talk, Groucho's cum drips down harry's thighs.

Corpse - Corpse tucked his cock into his pussy and finally felt complete.

Korrgan & McSteamy - Music begins to blare and suddenly Korrgan as Michael Jackson slides across the floor on his knees. He stands and gyrates, going "UH!! WOO!! HEEE! WOOHOO!" as McSteamy is tied up on the bed. MJ rips his pants off and McSteamy screams as KasMJ mounts him, a close-up of McSteamy's face as he screams for help that will never come.

Christian & matatonio - The elevator in KJ Place dings and the doors open, matty helping Christian walk down the hallway to his apartment's door. matty uses Christian's keys to open it, and he flings the door open. He and Christian enter the apartment. The first thing Christian notices is the pool of blood across the floor, the body in the middle of it, and the person on the other side of the room standing before the body.

"What the f--"



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Next week on...





[The sound of a clock's tick-tock plays over the scenes]

Next week..

Korrgan lies on a bed, in a pretty gray dress, smiling as she begins to laugh..

..on a very special episode of The Lateshow.

harry looks back to someone, smiling.

harry: "I love you.. I really do."

Tick-tock

Christian is suddenly hit with the blunt side of a gun, falling to the floor. He looks up, and stares at the revelation of Ross Torrino holding the gun, aiming it at him.

harry, in a voice-over: "I've always loved you.."

Tick-tock

Ericka sits at the end of a dining table, tears streaming down her face.

It's over for someone. Someone..

McSteamy backhands Korrgan, sending her flying down some stairs.

..will..

matatonio inches towards Ross Torrino as he holds the gun, Christian watching. Ross suddenly smiles and turns.

..not..

Ross's foot connects to matty's chest, and he knocks the homosexual to the floor. He then turns, revealing most of the cast is involved in the hostage situation in Christian's apartment.

harry moves close to Christian, the two holding hands.

..make it.

Ross releases a bullet from his gun, harry diving out of harm's way, as an indistinguishable person next to him is hit. harry looks back, then to Ross.

Ross Torrino: "I think the phrase you're looking for is, "Thank you."

harry stares back to him, tears flooding his eyes.

Tick-tock

Christian! we need ratings lol, we're writing again.

lol ok.

I'll just skip the rest and start with 4-11, which is the first sweeps episode anyway.

Episode 4x13 has been renamed Bang....

Do I get shot?

Bang Bang?

Special News Report on Wednesday! The dramahz doesn't cease on the troubled set of the #1 SHOW OF THE UNIVERSE! But first... Ratings on Tuesday!!!


(promise!)

Jake looks like a young Brent Everett now.

lol, and If u watch Despered Housewives, I'm pretty sure you know why it's called Bang, (the s}hostage situation in Season 3) and yeah, one of the main cast wont make it and it wont be the I shot Corpse but he cant be dead shit, some will leave.

Bretn Everett, lol that guy makes me laugh, there's a classmate that looks like him.

It's so weird listening to his real voice, lol. Hot accent.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Syncsta

Episodes from 13- 15 were shown to different tv crittics, everyone loved them saying they're the best of the season, even better than the season premiere, and one critic went as far as saying that "4x13, Bang" is the best episode of the whole show.

KJBO is promoting this last episodes like fuck, after the unexpected hiatus excetuvies expect this show to hit another all time high in viewers in one of the next episodes.

Also, 4x13 is the longest episode of the whole show with a running time of 53 minutes, and it's gonna be shown in an hour time frame

4x13, It Ends With a Bang (1)
Original Air-date, 11/16/2009
Presented with limited commercial interruptions (but what commercials there are are only of the major sponsors, their items featured throughout the episode as product placement). It clocks in at just over 53 minutes, making it the longest one-hour episode in the series ('Camp Creepy Lake Murders', the third season finale and fourth season premiere were two-hour specials)

Starring McSteamy, Korrgan, Christian, Corpse, matatonio and harry713 as harry
Guest Starring daftme, Mr. X, arctic
Special Guest Star kevinsky, Jon Gosselin & Ross Torrino

Written by Korrgan & McSteamy
Directed by Kevin Federline's Right Manbewb (and you know that's big)


The door to Christian's apartment opens, and he and matatonio enter the suite, matty helping Christian along. matty closes the door and reaches to turn on the lights. When he does, Christian gasps out, matatonio quickly turning to see what has caused this response. Both of them stare down to the body on the floor, a large pool of blood formed around Mr. X as he lies on the floor of Christian's living room, the glass coffee table he once had shattered on the floor, underneath Mr. X. Christian looks up from Mr. X's body and his eyes widen. Ross Torrino stands on the other side of Mr. X, with a gun in his hand. Torrino taps the gun against his head as he smiles, before he suddenly begins to move.

The scene goes black, and there are sounds of a scuffle. There's a sudden glimpse of Christian falling to the floor after being struck in the head with the side of the gun. Blackness. Another quick glimpse of matatonio and Torrino struggling with one another. Blackness. Another glimpse, and matatonio hits the floor. Torrino smiles.




Corpse & harry- Late at night, Ericka, being the beautiful black woman that she is, sits on her couch before her plasma screen TV, flipping through the infomercials and shows about female police officers. As she flips through the channels, she sees her beloved Jon Gosselin, Ericka gasping out. She quickly goes back to the channel he was on, and she witnesses him interact with eight fugly children. Ericka covers her mouth. She had no idea he was married with eight fucking kids! She grabs her cellphone and calls up Korrgan, but there's no answer.. She hangs up and calls harry next, and she sobs into the phone to him. He gets out of bed from twinky arctic, and as he slips his pants on, arctic asks harry if he truly loves him. harry turns his head to him and smiles. "I love you. I really do." arctic smiles and slips back into the bed. harry walks out of the apartment and leans against the door, regretting his lie.

He goes down the hallway to Ericka's apartment, where he consoles her. harry is surprised she didn't know. But he refrains from saying how socially retarded she is. With harry's support, Ericka calls Jon at 2:30 in the morning, and tells him that he's through cumming inside her vagina with no fear of getting her pregnant.

Korrgan & McSteamy - Korrgan's cellphone begins to ring, Korrgan reaching to grab it, screening it. Seeing it's Ericka, she sends it to voice mail, throwing the phone to the other side of the bed. She turns and looks at McSteamy, smiling. She bends down and kisses his chest, kissing up it to his neck. McSteamy suddenly pushes her from the bed and leaps up, opening the cage door. He runs out and begins to go up the stairs, when Korrgan suddenly grabs his arm near the top. They struggle, but McSteamy backhands her, Korrgan screaming out as she falls back, rolling down the stairs before coming to a stop on her back at the bottom. McSteamy stares down, worried he's actually hurt her. He slowly makes his way back downstairs as he watches Korrgan begin to move, her hand covering her forehead as she rubs it. "McSteamy..." she says as he approaches. He can tell.. he can tell it's really her, Korrgan. He knows she is.

He bends down and helps her up, and he kisses her suddenly, passionately. The kiss, it's Korrgan's. Not daftme's.

"Korrgan.. it's you." he says as she smiles.

He grabs her by her hand and leads her up the stairs and to the elevator, where he begins to kiss her madly as the elevator climbs up towards floor 42, where everyone lives in KJ Place.

Christian & matatonio - Christian begins to wake from his unconsciousness. Next to him is matatonio, still passed out, with a small trickle of blood coming from a wound on his head. From Torrino's gun, no doubt. Christian looks up to see Ross Torrino as he paces. Torrino begins to talk about how wonderful a life Christian has. An amazing job, a wonderful apartment one of the best areas in West K.J., everything he doesn't have. But he's going to take it, now. In the morning, Christian will be going with him to the bank, and giving Ross Torrino all of his savings and money, so he can finally get out of the streets. He was hopeful with the reality show Christian cast him in that his life would improve. But with the show's cancellation after only the pilot episode, not a damn thing has changed.

Torrino continues to pace, when suddenly a knock is heard on the door. Torrino forces Christian to answer it while he hides behind the door, Christian opening the door to find arctic, who's looking for harry, worried he's come back to Christian. Christian tries to get arctic to leave, but Torrino suddenly pushes Christian to the side and reaches to grab arctic by his twinky penis, Torrino getting a satisfying feeling when the penis is in his hand, pulling him into the apartment. The apartment door slams shut.

Corpse & harry - Ericka sits on the couch with her knees to her chest, sobbing into them as harry rolls his eyes while eating some candy, while watching a sixteen hour marathon of Jon & Kate + 8 (and let me stress, when there is a marathon of the show on TLC, it is literally like sixteen hours long), as Ericka continues to sob each time she sees Jon interacting with Kunt and their eight fugly kids. harry runs out of the candy and decides he does want to eat some more before he goes into the bathroom to throw it all up, but Ericka informs him she's out. He says he has a key to Christian's, so let's go raid his kitchen while he's sleeping. He and Ericka leave Ericka's one bedroom apartment and head for Christian's suite with balcony and jacuzzi. The elevator dings and the doors open, Jon Gosselin stepping out. He pleads with Ericka to forgive him and that Kate means nothing and he too thinks his kids are fugly as harry unlocks Christian's door. But the door suddenly opens, spooking harry. matatonio stands there, and the two start to converse. matatonio whispers, "Calls the cops. He has a gun." but harry furrows his brows. "You want to stick in my what? Shut up and let me in," harry says, and matatonio is suddenly pushed aside and Torrino yanks harry inside, without Ericka or Jon seeing.

Ericka and Jon slowly approach the door to Christian's apartment as they talk about things. Ericka reaches to open the door, and as she does Torrino reaches out and grab her by her hair, yanking her inside. Jon, blinded by his chinky vision, doesn't see, and stands there, giving Torrino ample time to yank him inside, too.

Korrgan & McSteamy - Water runs from a faucet and into the sink, as McSteamy shaves and trims his beard, having not been able to the last five days. In the bedroom, Korrgan lies on the bed, in a pretty gray dress she slipped on after their secks. She watches McSteamy as he stands before the sink in only his underwear, shaving. She smiles, turning her head to look at the ceiling, and she begins to laugh softly. The camera dramatically spirals away from a close-up of her face and rises up, before slowly turning to show a mirror on the ceiling, daftme lying on the bed in the pretty gray dress inside of it. The camera zooms towards her face in the mirror as she smiles wickedly, before it goes black.

Everyone but Korrgan & McSteamy - Everyone sits around the living room, with Mr. X in his pool of blood in the center. It's been hours since this all started. It's dawn, Ericka, sitting at the end of the nearby dining table, watches the sun as it rises over the coast line, making West K.J. look so beautiful. Jon, sitting next to her, puts his hand on hers. She looks at him as he tells her Kate means nothing but she means everything to him. She smiles and they kiss. He then asks her to star in his new reality program so he can make a ton of money.

Torrino paces near the front door, holding his gun in his hand as his entire arm shakes. "What have I done?" he says to himself. "I should just let them all go and get out of town.. I can go to KJC. I have a cousin there, I can.." but interrupting his thoughts is a horrible gasping noise, everyone looking at Mr. X as he gasps out in horrible pain, everyone shocked as they assumed he was dead. Out of instinct from being spooked, Torrino aims his gun and fires. But being a piss poor shot, it flies over Mr. X and strikes arctic in the head, who'd moved closer to Mr. X to help him, the back of his head exploding, his brains splattering against the back wall. Ericka and harry both begin to scream wildly.

Another hour passed, with no one coming to their help, even after the gun shot that Christian had hoped someone had heard. Christian then realized everyone that lived on the floor was already here, except for Korrgan and McSteamy, who the last week had completely vanished from everyone's lives. Christian looked over as he watch Ericka and Jon Gosselin try to stop Mr. X's bleeding with the toilet paper Ross Torrino had allowed them to get. They weren't doing a great job at it. kevinsky suddenly sat down next to Christian, Christian staring at him.

"This isn't the way you die, Christian. I know it's not." kevinsky said, Christian staring at him a bit wide-eyed. He heard his name being called, and when he looked up, it was harry. He looked back to where kevinsky was, but he was gone. harry sat next to Christian, and gripped his hand. The two of them looked one another in the eyes, harry leaning in to tenderly kiss Christian, as matty watching as he sat near the two. He looked heartbroken.

Korrgan & McSteamy - McSteamy sat at the end of a large, glass dining table, as Korrgan made breakfast in the kitchen. She came out with a skillet and like a good housewife, she put an omelet into his plate. McSteamy looked down at it and took a bite. Suddenly, [Flashback to 1x12, "The Breakfast Club"]McSteamy took a bite of an omelet and smiled at daftme as she sat next to him. "Damn that's good, what's in it?" he asked. She shook her finger, smiling. "My little seekret."[/Flashback] McSteamy sat the fork down and stared into Korrgan's eyes, and she stared back. McSteamy suddenly stood and turned to run, but Korrgan leaped onto his back, screaming wildly.

"I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO, NEVER!!" she screamed as McSteamy struggled with her on his back. He made his way into the living room, managing to not fall over as Korrgan tried to force him down, and he threw himself back into some glass shelves, Korrgan screaming as the shelves broke upon impact, the entire shelving system falling to the floor, shattering with all of Korrgan and McSteamy's personal items. But she only gripped him harder, riding him like a bull.

McSteamy reached and grabbed a poker from the fireplace and smacked it against Korrgan, making her scream in agony. But her grip only tightened. He began to rotate his body in a circle, trying to make Korrgan fall off, but she only held tight with one arm, using the other to hit him in the back of his head with her fist, as she screamed. He reached back and grabbed a large handful of her hair and pulled it hard. Korrgan screamed as she came flying off McSteamy's back and across the room, landing ontop of their glass coffee table. It shattered to pieces and Korrgan kept rolling, hitting into a loveseat. McSteamy stood on his side of the room, a clump of her hair still in his hand.

But that didn't stop her. She leaped up off the floor and onto her feet, in a squat position, and she stood. In a nearby mirror, there was her reflection in it, daftme reaching to grab her scalp, where the hair had been ripped from in the mirror, while McSteamy watched Korrgan lower her hand from her scalp. She screamed and grabbed a nearby vase, flinging it at him. As he dodged it, she began to run towards him. McSteamy reached out to grab her arm as she neared him, and he rolled his body. With the most strength he could, he used his grip on Korrgan's arm to throw her into the nearby floor-to-ceiling mirror wall, Korrgan's head hitting into it hard, the mirror cracking where her head struck, but not shattering. In the mirror, we saw daftme as she stood there for a split second, disorientated, before she collapsed to the floor, Korrgan's body hitting the floor limp. Blood began to trickle form her forehead down through her hair and to the floor below.

McSteamy looked across his once spotless apartment, staring at the destruction and shattered glass.

Everyone else but Korrgan - harry and Christian held one another as they both leaned against the wall, sitting with their legs crossed. "I've always loved you, Christian.." harry said as matatonio watched on, tears forming in his eyes.

It suddenly cuts to what seems like many moments later. Ross Torrino suddenly turns, aiming his gun at the camera. He fires a shot.

McSteamy, having been making his way down the hallway towards the elevator, hears the gun shot. He came to a stop in the hallway, outside Christian's door. There was a scream, a woman's. He moved to the door and leaned his ear against it and he could hear, "I think the phrase you're looking for is, "Thank you."". The screen goes black.

To be continued...



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[Some sad song plays over the commercial]


Next week..

A gurney is rushed down a hospital hallway.

For the past three and a half years, they've been friends, enemies, lovers..

Brief glimpses from past seasons of Christian, Korrgan, McSteamy, Corpse, matatonio and harry.

But for one of them, the journey is over.

Ericka covers her mouth as she cries.

"I'm so sorry.. I'm so..."

A defibrillator is placed to a bare chest, and it shocks an indistinguishable person.

"I'm so sorry.."

A doctor turns to another and screams, "We're losing him!"

Next Monday, witness the drama..

Korrgan stands up inside McSteamy's apartment, and in the mirror is daftme's face as it stares into the cracked glass, the only distinguishable thing among the cracked glass being her eyes.

..witness the goodbye.

harry slides down a wall in a hospital, sobbing.

Witness..



It goes there..

Omgg this is easily Korrgan's best, she took my ideas to a new level.

LOLOLOLOL

Christian go to my facebook now!, there's something you wanna see lolol

Forgot all about this show iuntil tonight.

Christian new nickname is egghead, lolol

RETURN OF FORMER CAST MEMBER SIZZLES LATESHOW RATINGS

The report is back on hiatus as yours truly has somewhat recovered from an umbrella attack by crazed executive producer Korrgan Marie J.

The 9th episode of the 4th season of The Lateshow, the interestingly titled "(I Can't Get No) Tacos" which aired on October 19, 2009 featured the highly-buzzed return cast member killed off two years ago. Did he come back as a ghost? As a hallucination? Or did he really die? It seems that the gimmick worked as the episode scored 38.09 million viewers and 11.4/31 in the adult demographic that advertisers crave. This marks an 8% increase in viewers and a 5% rise in the demo from 4x08 and is now the second-highest rated show this season, only behind the monster season premiere.

LATESHOW SUFFERS PRE-SWEEPS DOLDRUMS

...which may not last for long. More on that later.

After coming off close to season-high levels last week, 4x10 (I Love You, But You Can Be Really Stupid) shows that even the mighty can fall. But even the fall has numbers that is envied by other networks. The 10/26 airing, one week before the stunt-filled November sweeps, was watched by 31.23 million viewers and 9.8/26 in the 18-49 demo according to final numbers. The Lateshow bled 18% in viewers and 14% in the demo from last week's airing. McSteamy doesn't understand why numbers fell that hard.

"I rode a toro."
"That's now what I asked you. Why do you think the ratings fell this much?"
"Arriba! Arriba! Te amo, Lady gaga!"

Korrgan has a different opinion. "I really think something needs to be done with regards to the current showrunning team. Creative differences and less-than-stellar writing will take a toll. Hopefully the first sweeps episode can change that. Anymore questions? I need to feed Daffy Duck."

And that's what I meant with the ratings fall not lasting for long. Next week is the first sweeps episode of the season and advertising has been non-stop, even touting the upcoming fall finale. We'll see how the numbers rise (or fall?).

Oh that Lady Marmale.

so guys, do you like the new episodes?, especially Harry since he's becoming a writer starting on 4x16.

They are good.

Literally, the week before and the week of 4x13, has every main character and daftme appearing in every talkshow on TV, KJBO gave an special episode of "The Talk-Show" with Jason & Ericka Plus Corpse, a one-hour interview with the cast, with them talking about all the behind the scenes drama and the epic three-parter that closes its fall season.

They also gave what they consider a major spoiler, the name of episode 4x23, "The One With The Friends Reunion."

EXCLUSIVE!!! DEEPER THROAT TELLS ALL

by: Camryn Manheim Steamroller

If you think The Lateshow went there... well, it hasn't.

The controversial series is no stranger to scandals: outrageous plot lines offending interest groups; cast shakeups and catfights; the hiring of illegal immigrants; cannibalism. And yet, the fourth season is its highest-rated and critically-favored yet, distancing itself from its hokey, inconsistent, sure-to-be-cancelled early years. This time, something much more explosive has been brewing among the Lateshow crew.

You may have seen star/showrunner Korrgan with supporting actors and actresses making rounds last week among different late-night talk shows -touting the Sweeps episodes, especially the still under-wraps three-parter that will close the fall edition of the season. They may be all happy and chummy... but are they really?

A disgruntled staff member, let's call him/her "Deeper Throat" has contacted yours truly about the brewing war with The Lateshow staff.

Camryn Manheim Steamroller (CMS): Hello, Deeper Throat.
Deeper Throat (DT): Hello, Blubber Whale.
CMS: So what do you have for us?
DT: Well. Here goes. I think this is even bigger than the Korrgan/Christian debacle which has largely dissipated. Lately, McSteamy and Korrgan have been at it, rejecting scripts written by the other, rejecting actors cast, rejecting sexual advances, and what not. McSteamy wants to take The Lateshow in a completely different direction (which I like). We will completely recite our lines in Spanish and have Mariachis and Bandas in every scene. Meanwhile, that gypsy Korrgan apparently wants to bring in Harry as a showrunner, which McSteamy does not want.
CMS: Why do you think Korrgan wanted to bring in flesh blood in creative decisions?
DT: It's the whole storyline with daftme. McSteamy would like to see that subplot continue on but Korrgan believes it's time to retire her character and write her off for good. Personally, I think she's jealous of that spicy Latina.
CMS: Right. So is she the one who is supposed to die in the fall finale?
DT: They're still taping it as we speak. They just thought I went to get some tortillas from the catering truck.
CMS: So what is Korrgan and Harry going to do if McSteamy is relentless with his stance?
DT: Those two gave him an ultimatum: give them creative control and fuck off, or they will fuck off themselves.
CMS: Rawr,
DT: It's a stupid decision.
CMS: Well, they're probably looking for you now. Thank you, daftme.
DT: Deeper Throat.
CMS: Right.

With this exclusive revelation, all are eyes will be definitely tuning in the freakshow known as The Lateshow.