I think the word Peroxide should have alerted you of its bleaching properties.

I was minding my own business making Molotov cocktails for that night's "Zucchini Are People Too" demonstration when he dropped the muddy dismembered corpse of Avon Representative Barbie® on the kitchen counter and harrumphed over his shoulder "I'm going to keep digging, maybe I'll find her head."

He's gotten used to me burying things, maybe it was the decapitation that freaked him out. I recall I'd been preparing for the weekly fashion show, trying to stop 50th Anniversary Nascar Barbie™ from sniffing Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Barbie's™ lacy underthings and whoooosh the next thing I knew I had the meat cleaver in one hand and a big hunka Dynel in the other.

The thing is she had it coming we didn't care for her one bit. When we wanted to share about Ken's lack of external sex characteristics, his refusal to discuss it, how empty we feel emotionally when he shuts us out like that, not to mention the aching physical need we're left with (all except 50th Anniversary Nascar Barbie™) Miss Avon Calling would barge in and demonstrate the virtues of her eye cream which we all knew was just overpriced moisturizer. Maybe that's when we decided everyone would be happier if she was separated. From herself.

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Hehehe.

Yes but I would rub it in to my face and not think about it and usually 10-15 minutes later I'd get ready for bed. Nothing would happen also until I washed the shirts.

Anyway I figured it out and stopped using it. I found something much gentler (Neutragena Daily Wash) which is much better for the skin (there are a lot of indications that BP shouldn't be used long-term because it is a pretty harsh chemical...)

Er, hate to break it to you, but a lot of the Neutrogena cleansers are really irritating. Most cleansers, actually, are irritating. Plus, I don't think having salicylic acid or BP does anything in a wash, cuz how long does that product remain on your face anyway?

My face always feels better when I get a gentle cleanser (like the Cetaphil bar) and a harsher scrub. The harsh, day-to-day cleansers make me spend more in moisturizer.

All benzoyl peroxide will bleach if you're not careful.

St. Ives is bad for your skin (I used to swear by it). Use my Kiehl's Facial Fuel Scrub...or John Allan's Scrub...or Urth Scrub. Your skin will thank you. These are all pricey, but I only buy them maybe once a year.

Eye cream is such a scam. Read the article I posted by the makers of Nancy Boy (aka: best stuff in teh world) above.

Finally, make sure your SPF has avobenzone, titanium dioxide, or zinc oxide. Otherwise, you're not getting real UVA protection, even if the bottle says otherwise.

But yeah. Simple cleanser + scrub + SPF + BP every once and a while = happy skin. Except in the shaving department, which I'm still figuring out.

All benzoyl peroxide will bleach if you're not careful.

St. Ives is bad for your skin (I used to swear by it). Use my Kiehl's Facial Fuel Scrub...or John Allan's Scrub...or Urth Scrub. Your skin will thank you. These are all pricey, but I only buy them maybe once a year.

Eye cream is such a scam. Read the article I posted by the makers of Nancy Boy (aka: best stuff in teh world) above.

Finally, make sure your SPF has avobenzone, titanium dioxide, or zinc oxide. Otherwise, you're not getting real UVA protection, even if the bottle says otherwise.

But yeah. Simple cleanser + scrub + SPF + BP every once and a while = happy skin. Except in the shaving department, which I'm still figuring out.

That should've been the name of my one-woman band when I was in college. Damn it!

I'm having a Spider-Man moment. Can you explain? Did you sunburn like crazy in college? Luckily, I can't, even if I tried -- Ithaca has no sun.

I'll look up those that you said (I'm actually getting close to needing to replace my other products anyway). Where did you say you get them from?

I attended da UVA

Also, I find the word "protection" amusing.

I'm eating yogurt. does that make me metro?

My skincare routine isn't even metrotastic. It's just a cleanser and moisturizer/after shave and scrub before shaving. Nothing too complicated. Nivea for Men and Gillette definitely make those products, and if you've ever smelled their products, you'd know metros wouldn't dare touch them. They are exclusively for men with impaired nostrils and/or people who want to out-smell their bros that rock Axe.

And no, snack. Yogurt does not make you metro. It makes you boring. Yogurt sucks.

The frogurt is also cursed

You're boring! Yogurt is good for you and also superdelicious.