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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
I think Box just made this thread so he can get good pr0n-sharing sites or torrents or what not. Dude is addicted to it.
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:51 am |
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Christian wrote: I think Box just made this thread so he can get good pr0n-sharing sites or torrents or what not. Dude is addicted to it. That's preposterous, Christian! I love you, how can you say that?!
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:53 am |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
I think it's obvious he's a chronic masturbator. His masturbation arm and shoulder are smaller than the other side.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:00 am |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: Christian wrote: I think Box just made this thread so he can get good pr0n-sharing sites or torrents or what not. Dude is addicted to it. That's preposterous, Christian! I love you, how can you say that?! So it's true???? Say it ain't so!
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:04 am |
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
No addiction, but what's wrong with loving hot guys?
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:05 am |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Why don't you quit masturbating and get your ass into the air?
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:06 am |
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Michael A
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 am Posts: 6245
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: No addiction, but what's wrong with loving hot guys? according to jesus, plenty. Although I do agree with Korgan, you should get off the couch/computer and into the discotechs.
_________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:21 am |
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Jesus never spoke out against homosexuals. Get your Bible facts straight
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:22 am |
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Michael A
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 am Posts: 6245
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: Jesus never spoke out against homosexuals. Get your Bible facts straight GOD HATES YOU, FAGGOT! *note, I truly hope that wasn't too harsh, sometimes I get carried away, if I offended anyones feelings you have the most deep and heartfelt apology any has given since President Nixon apologized on camera to David Frost.
_________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:27 am |
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
That's not a witty retort, and neither is it apt or astute. It's just shit. But you seem to be full of that, so it has to come out somehow, right?
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:29 am |
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Michael A
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 am Posts: 6245
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: That's not a witty retort, and neither is it apt or astute. It's just shit. But you seem to be full of that, so it has to come out somehow, right? It was all a joke anyway box You do realize that I'm gay which gives this whole thing a strange sense of irony right? Golly, calm down.
_________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:30 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Yeah, I know, but I need the occasional victim, and you're ripe for victimizing.
Besides, it's best to make up since I don't know if you will get AIDS and die of it tomorrow.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:32 am |
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Michael A
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 am Posts: 6245
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: Yeah, I know, but I need the occasional victim, and you're ripe for victimizing.
Besides, it's best to make up since I don't know if you will get AIDS and die of it tomorrow. first of all if my sex ed teacher taught me anything, it's to where a comdom. Second, as the new kid on the block, I've already been raped enough as initiation, do you really need to add your pile to the lot? Third, you like wolverine too much.
_________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:34 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
where a comdom. yeah, your teacher taught you well indeed.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:36 am |
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snack
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:18 pm Posts: 12159
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
condoms are no protection. you can get AIDS from pretty much anything, even by checking your from e-mail, or so I've heard.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:37 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
snack wrote: condoms are no protection. you can get AIDS from pretty much anything, even by checking your from e-mail, or so I've heard. also touching hands. in general, anything or anyone gay is dangerous.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:38 am |
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Michael A
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 am Posts: 6245
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: snack wrote: condoms are no protection. you can get AIDS from pretty much anything, even by checking your from e-mail, or so I've heard. also touching hands. in general, anything or anyone gay is dangerous. so the millions that watch gus van sant films are probably full of aids now? Shame.
_________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:42 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
John Savage wrote: Box Loves Christian wrote: snack wrote: condoms are no protection. you can get AIDS from pretty much anything, even by checking your from e-mail, or so I've heard. also touching hands. in general, anything or anyone gay is dangerous. so the millions that watch gus van sant films are probably full of aids now? Shame. intellectually, yes. this is why gay rights have to be limited. in fact, people like harvey milk are the reason why god created aids.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:43 am |
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snack
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
Box Loves Christian wrote: snack wrote: condoms are no protection. you can get AIDS from pretty much anything, even by checking your from e-mail, or so I've heard. also touching hands. in general, anything or anyone gay is dangerous. I can definitely attest to that. As a homosexual AND a jew, people tend to drop dead just as they approach me. I don't know if it's the horns or the tight pants, but something is clearly doing the trick.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:45 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
snack wrote: I can definitely attest to that. As a homosexual AND a jew, people tend to drop dead just as they approach me. I don't know if it's the horns or the tight pants, but something is clearly doing the trick. that's very true snack. in fact, i have to confess that communicating with you is often a very difficult task because of your jewishness and gayness. i feel like a gazelle consorting with a flamboyant, jesus-killing lion.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:46 am |
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snack
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
well, box, you do look quite tasty.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:49 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
flamboyant, jesus-killing lion yields this: not as terrifying as it should be. what a disappointment.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:50 am |
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snack
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
or this. oh no! what have I done! poor box.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:52 am |
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
omg that's epic. are those its actual intestines? ewww. if that's how i look like inside, i'm better off not knowing.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:53 am |
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snack
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online?
hmm...I suppose we would know better if poor Argos still had his image posting privileges. But he does not, and we remain uneducated in the facets of our grotesque selves.
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:56 am |
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