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 The search for my KJ soulmate is complete... Tony and Snrub 
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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
So what happens if, say, in an astonishing and shocking coincidence, the top 8 "contestants" are unable to perform their duties? Cause, say, they mysteriously show up in some ditch in the middle of nowhere. Say... Middle of Nowhere, Inland Empire.

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Desire: 9
Compatibility: 2
Forum Activity: 9
Forum Standing: 6
Total: 26 points

getluv shocked me by showing a tremendous amount of desire for this position, and he put up with a lot of crap I through his way. However, in the end I'm not ready to give up our sparring and become a team. I like getluv more than I'd ever admit, but I prefer him to stay as my pretend nemises.

I almost felt like a little of getluv died when he started to pretend to like the Xbox 360 in his interview, and it scared me. I want the old video game hating getluv back, and I think cutting him is a step in the right direction.



thats right. anyone who still fucking plays video games at ur old age should consider walking across a freeway. the fact u rank people with barely a presence on KJ higher than me just goes to show how much u discriminate against people like me because of my opinions against the gaming industry.


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So what happens if, say, in an astonishing and shocking coincidence, the top 8 "contestants" are unable to perform their duties? Cause, say, they mysteriously show up in some ditch in the middle of nowhere. Say... Middle of Nowhere, Inland Empire.


Don't think I don't have snipers stalking you, I know Toronto well!


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i suggest you let the remainder of the people kill each other off in a grand duel of your choice and rules

Tony, I feel I need to let you know that this was MY idea, but Arsi stole it, because he's brown.

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i suggest you let the remainder of the people kill each other off in a grand duel of your choice and rules


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i suggest you let the remainder of the people kill each other off in a grand duel of your choice and rules


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13th place: Dr. Lecter

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Desire: 6
Compatibility: 5
Forum Activity: 8
Forum Standing: 9
Total: 28 points

I realized that if I partnered with Dr. Lecter, I'd be seeing a lot of Hasselhoff between his avatar and the signature picture. Even if I photshop a few boobs into that banner, I'm not sure I could handle that much Hasselhoff, or that we should inflict that much on the KJ community.

Dr. Lecter is a hell of a guy in my book, but this cut was ultimately good for all of mankind.


Oh boy. If my German doppelganger can only muster 13th palce, that can't bode too well for me :unsure:


Well, keep in mind that this has nothing to do with how well I like each person. With Dr. Lecter, he really lost some points just out of compatibility... I don't think he even knows what an Xbox is and if I asked him to play with my Wii, he'd probably touch me in my danger zone. I'd like that, but it shows we may not be able to do cute things like finish each other's sentences.


I knew there'd be discrimination towards non-gamers! :disgust: :ninja:

And trust me, if I wanna touch you in the danger zone, I won't wait for your request! :P

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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Im sure I know who the top 3 are. The ones who give out the most entertaining answers


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Im sure I know who the top 3 are. The ones who give out the most entertaining answers


Captain Obvious, I presume. :er:

Perhaps you'd like to shed your Obvious alter ego, and turn villain with me! I suggest calling yourself Commander Vague. We'll have blackjack. And hookers! In fact, screw you and the blackjack!!

Ahhh, screw the whole thing. :pinch:

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Maybe posting a pic of my super-cute dog would've given me more points...


It depends... if your puppy is really cute, it could threaten my dog. For example, if you're going out to the bar, take a few ugly friends as you'll look that much sexier. Don't take the good looking friends, or you'll become the "ugly" one.


He's like the cutest thing ever, but I'll try to post a pic anyway.

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YOU BASTARD!!!

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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
For those keeping track at home (well....I guess not, because if you were you wouldn't need this post), here's the current standings.

19. ChipMunky
18. Wind Waker
17. Joe
16. be.redy
15. getluv
14. minneapple
13. Dr Lecter
12. RonBurgandy
11. MikeQ
10. Mr X
9. Rod

Leaving the following members still to be ranked.

Snrub
Baba
Jujubee
Loyalfromlondon
Ripper
Michael
Insomniacdude
Gullimont


My personal guess has Jujubee and Michael in spots 8 and 7, respectively. After that I'm not as sure. I'm thinking loyal/Ripper, myself/Snrub and finally baBA/Gulli. (I'm leaning more towards gulli at the moment).

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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Losing to Snrub, Cynthia, Loyal or Baba i can deal with.
But don't you dare rank me behind that bitchfaced Jujubee or i'll kill you. I'll fucking KILL you.

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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Btw i see Snrub winning with Baba, Ripper and Loyal in following positions. It's sad, but i've come to accept the truth. I don't need counselling guys. I promise.





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Post Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
8th place: Ripper

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Desire: 8.5
Compatibility: 8.5
Forum Activity: 4.5
Forum Standing: 8.5
Total: 30 points

This one hurts. I'm the biggest Ripper fan, but she's obviously not as active, or as happy with KJ as she once was, which leads to a lack of activity at times and caused her to lose a few points. I was almost tempted to throw out my scoring system and pick her anyway in an attempt to draw her back into KJ more often, but to be fair to everyone I stuck with the system as is.

However, I can't promise my eventual partner that I won't realize my error somewhere down the road and and drop them for Ripper.

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By far the best picture. Ripper should have finished #2 behind me...

DAMN YOU!!!

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Im sure I know who the top 3 are. The ones who give out the most entertaining answers


Actually, creativity and funny answers have almost zero weight in this competition. I've said from day 1 that this isn't an essay contest, and I meant it.

For example, ChipMunky's 3 "hell yes" answers would have been perfect, had he not botched the 3rd question.

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Roid wrote:
Im sure I know who the top 3 are. The ones who give out the most entertaining answers


Actually, creativity and funny answers have almost zero weight in this competition. I've said from day 1 that this isn't an essay contest, and I meant it.

For example, ChipMunky's 3 "hell yes" answers would have been perfect, had he not botched the 3rd question.


I BOTCHED NOTHING!!!

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By far the best picture. Ripper should have finished #2 behind me...

DAMN YOU!!!


I'll do my top 5 banners before the break tonight.

And, if I was picking my favorite posters, you would be up there Chippy... it's just that you don't need me.

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thats right. anyone who still fucking plays video games at ur old age should consider walking across a freeway. the fact u rank people with barely a presence on KJ higher than me just goes to show how much u discriminate against people like me because of my opinions against the gaming industry.


:wub2:

I'm so happy the old getluv is back! :thumbsup:

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#3. Montana PI mentioned that you lately tend to have an abrasive style and like to tick people off sometimes. If selected, would you be able to fight the good fight (becoming the number 1 duo at KJ) without pissing people off as much? And would being selected, and being part of a duo cramp your style, which like Joe is more of a renegade/loner style?


I answered Hell Yes! to the bolded portion.

I obviously skipped the second portion as I was too excited to read the 2nd portion...

:tears:

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shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element

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Maybe posting a pic of my super-cute dog would've given me more points...


It depends... if your puppy is really cute, it could threaten my dog. For example, if you're going out to the bar, take a few ugly friends as you'll look that much sexier. Don't take the good looking friends, or you'll become the "ugly" one.


He's like the cutest thing ever, but I'll try to post a pic anyway.


Please do! I think you, be.redy and I need to have a cutest puppy contest, but I'd need to see just how cute your puppy is before I decide whether I should enter or not.

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I obviously skipped the second portion as I was too excited to read the 2nd portion...

:tears:


Yeah, I thought you were saying I would cramp your style. Combined with your initial comment that you did NOT want to be involved led me to believe you didn't want to partner with me.

Sounds like some miscommunication. Oh well, you're better off as a loner/rebel. But, I will always remember the good days when we teamed up when you were HotGerman or something. Those were the good ole' days.

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I cant believe you put Cynthia lower than Jujubee!
No more crack for you Montana P.I!

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