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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Korrgan wrote: I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more. Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what???
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:18 pm |
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Eagle wrote: Well,
Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby? Her and her husband haven't slept together in something like 7 years.. He sleeps on the couch and she has the bed to herself.. Ironically, my bedroom wall in my condo is next to her bedroom wall so she sends me signals by tapping on the wall when he leaves so I can come over.. It really is pretty convenient... Seriously, the guy has a weak ticker and in poor health cause he smokes like a chimney....
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:22 pm |
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Jonathan
Begging Naked
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:07 pm Posts: 14737 Location: The Present (Duh)
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
jujubee wrote: Only if his life insurance policy has a provision that if he dies due to a train, the pay out is doubled. Methinks BKB should also off any short, judgmental men with scratchy voices in his life...
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:28 pm |
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Bradley Witherberry
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
BKB's Ultimatum wrote: SUPERBAD: This movie was so hyped to the moon, that Debra and I had to see this for ourselves, to see if it was even 1/2 as good as "40 Year Old Virgin" and I'll tell ya: It sucked monkey nuts and the worst part of it was, is that I did feel sort of bad not finding anything really that funny about it, probably moreso to do with this being really a flick for young teens with all the dick jokes and whatnot, but the thing of it is, is that this has been done before which isn't really anything new and because of that, it shocks me how much hype this movie really received.. Overall, I'd be anxious to see how well this movie holds up threw the course of time or if teens were really starving for some sex comedy and this was IT at the time being and nothing else was out better than this.. Great Superbad review - - I share your puzzlement...
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
BKB's Ultimatum wrote: Korrgan wrote: I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more. Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what??? No.. I just find you stupid and unfunny. Your whole Debra schtick stopped being funny about, oh, five months ago.
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:33 pm |
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Welcome back BKB.
The whole morning sickness thing - it happens and it scares me too. But I wouldnt worry unless her period is really late or its missed. Has this happened?
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:07 pm |
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insomniacdude
I just lost the game
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:00 pm Posts: 5868
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Korrgan wrote: Who's Sommie?
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:17 pm |
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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 21929 Location: Places
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Quote: In other news: Excel.. What the fuc* are you doing copying me, everything right down to changing your name to me?? It's bad enough I see this over at RT and whenever I get the rare opportunity to some how post over there, no one believes it's me cause of the clowns impersonating me.. GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN GIMMICK!!! someone had to pimp the hulk with all the tdk and iron man fanboys As for potentially getting her pregnant, thats the worst
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:56 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Korrgan wrote: BKB's Ultimatum wrote: Korrgan wrote: I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more. Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what??? :-k No.. I just find you stupid and unfunny. Your whole Debra schtick stopped being funny about, oh, five months ago.it was funny?
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Excel
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Eagle wrote: Well,
Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby? That is what I was thinking; or does she not fuck her husband?
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:30 pm |
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neo_wolf
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Wasn't this show cancelled?
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:40 pm |
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
So I had the opportunity to sneak over next door to see how Debra was feeling while her husband went to the hosptial to get a Colonoscopy done(basically that's when they run a camera up your ass when your plumbing isn't working properly) and while they were steam cleaning my condo and she still hasn't had her period and is still feeling nausea.. My penis shrank when she said this.. Man, I really was being careful, but this must be payback for messing around with a married woman I guess..
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
BKB's Ultimatum wrote: So I had the opportunity to sneak over next door to see how Debra was feeling while her husband went to the hosptial to get a Colonoscopy done(basically that's when they run a camera up your ass when your plumbing isn't working properly) and while they were steam cleaning my condo and she still hasn't had her period and is still feeling nausea.. My penis shrank when she said this.. Man, I really was being careful, but this must be payback for messing around with a married woman I guess.. ou walk around with an unshrunk penis?
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:44 pm |
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Chippy
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
It shrank as in... went from 3 inches down to 1?
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:46 pm |
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Munkatouille wrote: It shrank as in... went from 3 inches down to 1? Thanks to your sharp teeth it did..
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:48 pm |
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
WE GOT KG!!! wrote: Eagle wrote: Well,
Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby? That is what I was thinking; or does she not fuck her husband? Her husband hasn't slept with her in over 6 years.. The only reason he hasn't divorced her isa because the condo is in her name and it's a free place for him to shack up in and do the things he does like excessive gambling and whatnot at her expense.. When he dies, if and when that should ever occur, she'll back the Brinks truck up to his life insurance policy I suppose.. In the meantime, when she needs comforting and love(which generally translates into sex minus the condom break or leak) that's when I come in to play..
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:49 pm |
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Excel
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
if she is pregnant abortions or puting a hit out on her husband are the only real ways to solve the problem...
does she have any other kids?
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Eagle
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Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm Posts: 14631 Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?
Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father.
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MGKC
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
Eagle wrote: Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?
Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father. Actually she could always go with the alcohol story, he was too drunk to remember or something. BKB you one crazy little 40 year old man
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:55 pm |
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I Think I Got Debra KNOCKED UP.. I Have Returned
MG Casey wrote: Eagle wrote: Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?
Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father. Actually she could always go with the alcohol story, he was too drunk to remember or something. BKB you one crazy little 40 year old man Yeah.. I know.. I need to chill out til this is resolved.. In the meantime, maybe I'll go rent KNOCKED UP to see if it's any good.. God kinows it certainly can't be any worse than SUPERBAD I guess...
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD
Before Korrgan runs in to say how boring this topic is as though she has anything better to post or say, it Looks like Debra had her period yesterday which is a tremendous relief for me since she's not pregnant and because of that, I've really learned my lesson on this: Buy better condoms and stay away from TROJAN.. That is all..
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Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:09 am |
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Rev
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
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Re: I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD
anyone who believes this guy has levels of retardation thats off the chart.
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Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:21 am |
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bABA
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Re: I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD
BKB's Ultimatum wrote: Before Korrgan runs in to say how boring this topic is as though she has anything better to post or say, it Looks like Debra had her period yesterday which is a tremendous relief for me since she's not pregnant and because of that, I've really learned my lesson on this: Buy better condoms and stay away from TROJAN.. That is all.. i'm so shocked you didn't say something out Reeve and Batman here.
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Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:36 am |
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bABA
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Re: I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD
Dino Now wrote: anyone who believes this guy has levels of retardation thats off the chart. well we seem to humor you so ...
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