All y'all are sucking up way to much.

Just threaten to kill a puppy every day that Tony continues to deny your partnership.

I would NEVER put a puppy in danger!

NEVER!

@ ChipMunky and Loyal... thank you kindly for your prompt replies. Your answers have been encoded onto a punch card and are being run through a 1960's style computer that's as big as a cow back at the TonyMontana Institute for Technology and Stuff. Please remain by the computer for further instructions when the interview process is over.

@ Michael - the loyal banner depicts one of our adventures we would be having if we become a duo... I see us in Alaska searching for Bigfoot in between wrestling with polar bears and being abudcted by aliens. Loyal has crazy adventures, and I think these are things that would happen to me if I went along.

@ andaroo - Montana PI spent over 10 hours compiling background checks on all 23 names I gave him (approx 30 minutes each), and I spent at least that much designing banners and compiling questions, concerns, and reviewing Montana PI's reports, and I still have a ways to go. All I have asked of the applicants it to answer 3 easy questions that basically assure me that they will be a trustworthy partner. So, if anybody is sucking up, it is me to them. However, it will be worth it in the end to find my one true KJ soulmate... I want to leave nothing to chance. I'm only saddened that you did not apply. I would have turned you down, but it would have been entertaining.

So who gets to score with TonyMontana? I can't wait to see.

<<< well i guess i am the one.

it says so in my rank.

INTERVIEW #11: Ripper



#1. If selected as my partner, would you be proud to display the above banner in your signature, even though it is very racy?
#2. Would I get your promise that you would not enter into any other duos, and would you be willing to give up your involvement in the Community of Squee if chosen?
#3. I have a mild concern in that our main goal will to be take over KJ as the #1 duo, yet you have stated many times as of late that you are kind of distanced from this site and are much less involved. Once we take over KJ, I would need you to be able to at least pretend to care about the site as there will be many functions that we will have to attend as KJ's sexiest couple. Will you be able to attend these functions and put on a good face?

Thank you for your interest in the position. I look forward to hearing your reply.

While I admire your determination, declaring yourself as my partner without being selected, could cost you a few points. With this being a very, very tight race at the moment, it would be wise to hang onto every point you have.

So, if getluv doesn't care about any points he loses, can I be rewarded with getluv's deducted points, simply because I'm asking first?

INTERVIEW #12: Michael



#1. If selected, would you proudly throw the above banner into your signature to signify our poweful alliance?
#2. Would you promise not to enter any other duo or group while we are together?
#3. When you placed me at #11 on the KJ power list, was that an oversight, a mistake, or was it a medical condition that caused you to place me too low? If it wasn't an error and we partner up anyhow, then how would I know that you wouldn't be thinking of those 10 people that you find sexier, while you're working with me?

I'm sorry, but points are not interchangable between applicants and they have no retail value.

Besides, getluv now has -2 points. I'm no math wizard, but I think if I were to give you any of his points, you'd really be losing some too.

Well, in that case...

getluv, I'll let you keep your points, in the interest of fairness!

Haha, the last two banners for Ripper and Michael are brilliant!

Peace,
Mike

As I am more than halfway through, here's a review of the proposed banners to date. It should also be noted that while I'm unhappy with my work on a couple, Eagle has offered to make a banner for the final duo, and that is sure to kick ass.

My faves so far are Michael's, Rippers and jujubee's.

I do have a soft spot for this one though:

I do like all the ones you mentioned above, but jujubee felt hers wasn't girlie enough, so I will have to touch that one up a little and add a few more barbie dolls or flowers.

i think you should see this as a good thing.

Snrub and Ripper's banners are my faves but these are all fantastic!!

INTERVIEW #13: minneapple



#1. If selected as my KJ soulmate, will you proudly display the above banner (which shows how our love for puppies has united us) in your signature to signify our alliance?
#2. Will you promise not to fall prey to other duos - and will you especially be careful not to be tricked into joining the Community of Squee?
#3. You are a newcomer to the KJ scene and therefore everybody here still likes you. By partnering with me, you will instantly be hated by at least 3 people that are my mortal enemies. Will you be able to handle the crushing pressure of being unliked simply for associating with me? And will you and jujubee still get along if I select one over the other?

I hope my banner incorporates my signature and avatar. Sarah Michelle Gellar is like so hotter than everyone.

Being a fellow Buffy fan, I will be sure to work in SMG to your banner. I aim to please.

In between preparing interviews, I'm going through and touching up a few banners that I did not feel was my best work. I'll update you if yours has been changed.

Mr X, your banner has been upgraded:

1. PUPPY! YES!
2. I hereby promise that I will be wise to the temptations of the Community of Squee and will avoid any professed or perceived duos on KJ.
3. Yes and Yes (it's been difficult already, because she hates puppies).

You LIE! You're just trying to discredit me. Points should be deducted.

That is the funniest thing that i think i've ever seen on this forum. Mainly because it's about me and im intensely narcissistic.

1. Of course. This banner would give me a new purpose and direction on the forum. I would even spread a little man juice on it to assert its dominance and confirm the power of us as manly men who will rule the forum with a mix of humour, sexiness and, of course, one thing you do not have... the occasionally erruption of hate.

Think about it Tony, for all your niceness, how can you control and manipulate those who only respond to hard fisted hate and septic trash talk, like andaroo? Total power only comes with hitting all bases. The rainbow sluts, for example, only appeal to horny teenage boys and gamers. To the gays they are dead. I can provide you with a running mate that will seal your appeal to a new audience and will also massage you erotically at evenings.

Statistics show I am 8% more appealing to gay men than you, largely because im 100% more likely to give them handjobs. I'd do that for you, Tony. I would.

2. Of course not. Who the hell else would I team with?

3. The Power List is not ranked by sexiness, its ranked by POWER. Now tony i have identified that you need a good PR manager to spin you into that top 10, and I am that manager. I am the other half who will go for it like Hilary goes for the white woman vote. I will not rest until you are at the top of that power list. You have an uphill struggle ahead. You have a forum of men who are desperate to dry hump libs and corpse, you have the challenge of superseeding the men with the ability to turn off this wonderful place, and then you have the epic post count of lecter to leapfrog to the top.

DOMINATION is the name of our power duo tony. DOMINATION and Poker on tuesdays with nachos.

I actually liked yours a lot. It's what I picture your crazy trips as being like... a North Pole adventure complete with polar bears, bigfoot, and space aliens. The banner was like a movie poster for this vision. Heck, it could be turned into a movie - it's kind of like the plot of Spice World, but this would have better music.

However, I do think I misread you... as I said in the gaming forum a few moments ago - expect a new banner soon.