Right below Four Toes or there about.

He said it was a joke, no need to harass him more about it, even if he's gay.

That's the secret, right?

Joke or no, he shouldn't be able to play with people's emotions like that. He should be forced to either tell us the original secret, or make one up that's so incredibly outrageous (yet believable) that the potential for mockery is limitless.

A good example would be if I said I was breastfed until I was eight years old. It's absurd, but not entirely unbelievable. And the mocking potential is huge!

For example, I might go into the Superman Returns prediction thread and say, "I think Superman will break the opening weekend record. Tracking's gone through the roof, and all the signs are pointing to the core audience of fans and a whole heap of kids being there opening day. Awareness is high and the reviews have all been stellar. It's a blockbuster waiting to happen."

To which someone might counter:

"Yeah, but you sucked your mum's tits til you were eight."