Ok this is my last Uwe Boll joke but I thought it would be fun to recast the Ed Wood movie with people who worked with Uwe Boll



Uwe Boll

as

Ed Wood

Originally played by


Johnny Depp

To be continued

As Bela Lugosi
Originally played by

Martin Landau

Both Bela Lugosi and Ben Kingsley are screen legends reduced to working with b-level directors. I guess heroin took control over Lugosi and possibly gambling debts for Ben Kingsley

Tara Reid

As Dolores Fuller, girlfriend of Ed Wood and bad actress

originally played by


Lets face it Tara Reid and Dolores Fuller are not the best actresses in the world and they probably got jobs by sleeping with the director

Ok, no one laugh, but who the hell is Uwe Boll? And what are all these new threads about him? Is he a really bad director who suddenly got an unexpected good funding for a project? Kinda like how Keanue Reeves keeps getting lead roles in star vehicles and huge paychecks?

he made some movie called house of th dead that i never heard about. Plus hes german.

He just released alone in the dark and it seems like hes suppose to be on a crusade to ruin 3 video game based movies.

That was a quick summary of Uwe Boll. Now please don't ask us how its pronounced.