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Yes the most hated director in Hollywood right now rolls out the diversity carpet with.......3 more video game movies.

Fans of

FARCRY
BLOODRAYNE
and
HUNTER: THE RECKONING

start crying and ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) and ripping your eyeballs from their socket.

Rumour has it Uwe Boll has gone into hiding from a hoarde of angry game geeks.

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I am so out of touch with video games. I don't know what the hell games these are. Bloodrayne I am familiar with, but the other two I either only recognize the name or don't know at all.

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These three films put together will not make over $25 million in the US. There is no appeal for video game movies anymore.


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I dont even think those are really popular games, whats the point in making mediocre games into movies? Not only will they suck but they will also bomb big time.

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MG Casey wrote:
These three films put together will not make over $25 million in the US. There is no appeal for video game movies anymore.


Not true, entirely. I think a video game movie based on a game everyone is familiar with would do okay. Zelda comes to mind. But I can only imagine any Hollywood director would destroy a Zelda movie.

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Vince Mcmahon will take the worst director or producer away from Uwe Boll as soon as his WWE films roll out in public. Uwe Boll should enjoy his worst director or producer involved in a movie title while it last. Dont forget that McG who gave us Charlie's Angels is directing a remake of Revenge of the Nerds starring some schmuck from the OC


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Anyone seen the bloodrayne movie trailer? Horrible.

Supposedly a good game. I didn't feel like playing it past the 2nd stage.


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El_masked_esteROIDe_user wrote:
Vince Mcmahon will take the worst director or producer away from Uwe Boll as soon as his WWE films roll out in public. Uwe Boll should enjoy his worst director or producer involved in a movie title while it last. Dont forget that McG who gave us Charlie's Angels is directing a remake of Revenge of the Nerds starring some schmuck from the OC


Vince McMahon isn't directing those movies. He is only executive producer. As much as I want to believe that these films (especially with Steve Austin) will suck beyond recognition, I'll have faith that they may be passable entertainment, even if just for laughs.

Edit: Just realized you said "or producer". Sorry.

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Thing is - a good, high concept video game could probobly be done right and made into a big picture - its just people like Uwe Boll are ruining the chance of seeing a Broken Sword movie or a Syberia film.

The only genre of game that can really translate is the adventure or mystery genres. Other games just digress into mindless action scenes.

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What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf


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Maybe Uwe Boll will MARRY THE OLSEN TWINS and then spawn satan children that will dominate the world after making more babies with BILL GATES creating a small army of super-spawners.

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Naturalflux7 wrote:
Maybe Uwe Boll will MARRY THE OLSEN TWINS and then spawn satan children that will dominate the world after making more babies with BILL GATES creating a small army of super-spawners.


:lol:


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Aren't Uwe Boll's productions completely independent films?


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andaroo wrote:
What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf


OMG, w00t! I loves The Rock!!!!1

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Mr. X wrote:
andaroo wrote:
What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf


OMG, w00t! I loves The Rock!!!!1

They should make The Rock pixelated.

Isn't Eomer the Doom guy?


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Bloodrayne looks good, Kritanna Loken is in. :lol:


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Kristanna Loken is indeed hot - but it must be questioned if she knew how bad a director Uwe Boll was before engaging in Bloodrayne

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Omg. How funny is this

you could almost call him
"U.Bolla"
haoahahaha!

Or "Uwe naughty Boll, no more movies from uwe."

im so HILLARIOUS and SIDE SPLITTING that you'd think im the new WILL SMITH movie, except NOT NUDE.

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How is the name Uwe Boll pronounced?
Eww Bowl?
Ew E Bow?
U bo?

I actually feel sorry for the guy since in interviews, it really sounds like he really enjoys making movie like Ed Wood does and not only does he have a hate following but his movies bomb too. Hopefully he will improve on the quality of the movies drastically


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You-W Bowl.

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Michael wrote:
Kristanna Loken is indeed hot - but it must be questioned if she knew how bad a director Uwe Boll was before engaging in Bloodrayne


yup, i wish she knew. :lol:


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