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 Chip's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women. 
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Post Chip's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women.
Never have I revealed which women in this world I find most beautiful, other than my wife of course.

Tonight, I shall reveal the 20 most beautiful women alive.

In ranking the women, I went over career success and how I view them as people. For example, I find Hayden Panettiere to be a horrible person, even though she is hot, she would not make the list. Therefore there may be "hotter" women in the world*, but my Top 20 is my cream of the crop. The women that, to me, are the most beautiful inside and out.

*Some of the Top 20 may seem to high to you, but that just means I love their personalities SO much.

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Post Re: Chip's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women.
Number Twenty.

Ivanka Trump

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Number 19.

Adriana Lima
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Post Re: Chip's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women.
Hi Tony,
Im standing at the site of yet another massacre created by Chipmunky. As you can see the attempt had a shaky premise to start with, and the anticipation was low, but within seconds of the first entry announcement all credibility ignited into a massive fireball, leaving only tatters and more reputation woes for Chip here at KJ.

His spokesperson tried to justify the flop by saying "My client clearly has a broad scope for the word "beautiful", in this instance, what he sees as beautiful, the rest of the world might see as "slutty", "whorish", "shameless", "attention seeking" and/or "hep infested".

The disaster comes after a series of embarrassing posts throughout the site which have, sources say "completely ruined" any of the goodwill built up for Chip over the past few months. Furthermore, the same sources blame "The Getluv Affair" for the decline in Chips struggling popularity. Ironic, since Getluv was once the outsider in the very same community.

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Michael. wrote:
Hi Tony,
Im standing at the site of yet another massacre created by Chipmunky. As you can see the attempt had a shaky premise to start with, and the anticipation was low, but within seconds of the first entry announcement all credibility ignited into a massive fireball, leaving only tatters and more reputation woes for Chip here at KJ.

The disaster comes after a series of embarrassing posts throughout the site which have, sources say "completely ruined" any of the goodwill built up for Chip over the past few months. Furthermore, the same sources blame "The Getluv Affair" for the decline in Chips struggling popularity. Ironic, since Getluv was once the outsider in the very same community.

Deepan Supharr,
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Oh, you just wait.

As long as Tony loves me, I'm still on top.

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Number Eighteen.

Christina Aguilera
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Dude this is false advertising,
Its a list of women
not trannies.

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Michael. wrote:
Dude this is false advertising,
Its a list of women
not trannies.


You. Are gay.

Not as gay as box... but still gay.

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lmao, Xtina?

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Number 17.

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We are what, 4 in and theres not been an interesting choice yet?

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Number Sixteen.

Kate Winslet
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FINALLY.
Fuck, i feel bad for her being on this list.

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Number Sixteen.

Kate Winslet
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I love you. And Kate.

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Number 15.

Naomi Watts
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Post Re: Chip's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women.
Ah yes the less charismatic doppleganger of Nicole Kidman.

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Michael. wrote:
Ah yes the less charismatic doppleganger of Nicole Kidman.

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Nicole is not pretty. At all. 60% of the time.

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Number Fourteen.

Jennifer Connelly
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Number 13.

Salma Hayek
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You're sexy on a stick, Chip. Just like Salma.

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Number Twelve.

Eva Green
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Number 11.

Natalie Portman
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Also, I don't care if I'm going fast. I'm really bored.

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To appease the gods!

THE TOP TEN!!!

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Kate Beckinsale
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9.

Monica Belluci
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