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8/26 - Never Forget
The following takes place between 5:38pm and 10:24pm...
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...
Loyal's knuckles turned white as he gripped the wheel, staring at the approaching World of KJ Trade Center. As the jetliner neared, he thought about how they all deserved it.
24 KJ
5:38:13..14..15
Box saw the plane approaching before any one else. Knowing the end was near, he dropped his pants and bent over, ready to die. Just before the plane hit, Loyal opened a window, stuck his penis out and gave Box a moment of joy before the blast destroyed them both. Raffi, tim and Christian were getting it on in a bathroom stall while Jeff fapped it in the next one over, since no one wanted him to join them. They died in the initial blast of engine fuel just as they all groaned out in the ecstasy that is the orgasm. Explosive. Dr. Lecter and other employees of the box-office analyst area, like The Scottie, xiayun, O and others all died in the explosion. Also explosive. Trapped in an elevator, torrino and Zingaling finally broke torrino's ass hymen before the elevator plummeted. ChipMunky was crushed in the stampede down the stairs by everyone who matters.
As those that mattered created a major backup on the stairs, Michael was knocked over the rail, but he held on. Dino approached him. They gripped their fingers together and Dino promised he would never let go. He did. Dino then opened a window, spread his cunt lips and flew to safety. Shack built a four wall shack out of plane debris and hoped for the best. In the bathroom of floor 69, harry713 and yours truly were making themselves throw up. The crash and subsequent explosion were drowned out by mounds of half eaten Taco Bell nachos splashing in water. As we exited, skinnier than ever, we found ourselves standing in an empty lobby, and on the TV was the breaking news of the terrorist attack. Discovering the stairwell to be crowded as fuck and figuring the end was near, we began to awkwardly kiss one another. harry took me behind the lobby desk, but insisted on anal only. Ladiesman217 died with no ladies around him.
yoshue, snack, trixster and other members of the snob clique stood outside on their smoke break, mocking the fire fighters as they attempted to rescue people, laughing as they began watching people jump from the roof. McSteamy was one of the morons on the roof that saw the whole thing. He jumped off later when he saw other people doing it. Sandra Libstein didn't come in that day. MadGez used his magnificent uncut penis and saved several people, like Magnus, who thanked him by suckling on it. Magnus is later beaten to death for being a Pakistani. TonyMontana died a hero's death as he rushed into the burning building to save its inhabitants. Joe found a weird sense of happiness as he watched the disaster occur around him. He chose to stand on the roof and wait. As it collapsed, he felt more alive than ever. And Corpse became just that, because as she fled the collapsing building, debris crushed her.
And that is what happened on 8/26.
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Last edited by Korrgan on Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: 8/26 - Never Forget
Two days after the disaster, and firefighters have found the first person alive in the rubble! Gulli has been found alive. Will anyone else?
When found, they immediately extinguished what they thought was a fire burning on his head, but was actually just his ginger hair.
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:33 pm
Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
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Re: 8/26 - Never Forget
hA!
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:18 pm
paper
Artie the One-Man Party
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Re: 8/26 - Never Forget
Thankfully I was on vacation
Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:30 pm
Groucho
Extraordinary
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Re: 8/26 - Never Forget
Groucho, of course, was gathering everyone's information for the class action lawsuit.
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Re: 8/26 - Never Forget
Korrgan wrote:
yoshue, snack, trixster and other members of the snob clique stood outside on their smoke break, mocking the fire fighters as they attempted to rescue people, laughing as they began watching people jump from the roof. McSteamy was one of the morons on the roof that saw the whole thing. He jumped off later when he saw other people doing it.
I actually approve of this part.
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