Group 1: DIAF PEOPLE

This acronym got old 2 minutes after anyone heard it. It's horrible. Its overused. Its forcefully used. Might I say that the people who use this acronym need to go ... I don't know ... Die In a Fire themselves?

Yes ... yes. How ingenius of me. Did you see what I did there? Yea ....

or people who use Epic Fail

some people are failures (the Wall-E clubs) and deserve to DIAF.




i can't stand people who can't do their jobs properly. this coffee chick put full-cream in my coffee. i did say "skinny" quite clearly. Some people, deserve minimum wage.

Group 2: YOU'R ...... wait a minute.

Hey guys. Guess what. Changing that to dat is annoying but i can see why its easier. Changing to to 2 ... see why that happens. Why to y ... its all good

But in any single form of English language, You're <> Your. You're = You are = Youre.

You cannot turn one word into another word and pass it for the first one. You're changing the entire grammar and meaning. People who do this should be beaten to a pulp and thrown into a pile of shit and have more shit thrown on them till they're buried in it and never heard from again?

Why?

because
- When people start using YOUR in proper writing (such as a book, or opinion critiques or blogs) there is a problem
- When you print out a hundred fliers to sell a book, or to put something on an album cover with that word where you intended to really say You're, thats a problem.

People can't seem to tell the difference between the 2 anymore. People need to go back to school, learn some common english. This isn't a matter of ignorance which is completely acceptable or English being a 2nd or a 3rd language or a typo. This is intentionally used without thinking and many can't see that its a mistake anymore. Personally, I blame Box for all this.

Group 3: Where where you!!?

hey guys ... same thing! They are 2 different words! I initially got bothered by this but tolerated it cause i kept thinking people were making typos. But no! Apparently, some meeting happened somewhere in the middle of Arkansas and a decision was taken that interchanging were with where is acceptable.

Well, its not!

Epic Fail gets on my nerves.

this thread needs to diaf.

i thought it would be informative. sure there are many things that annoy me, people stating wrong and incorrect facts is more annoying than the you u your ur you're u're crap.

Group 4: We french kiss with our tounges!

What probably started off as a typo has somehow become the correct spelling in the minds of people. While thats fine, please note that when someone attempts to correct you, and then do so repeatedly, and you still don't listen, it turns you into an idiot. For the love of God. Its Tongue, not Tounge

Case in point. Another forced use of the acronym, diaf.

lemme reiterate: this thread sucks.

Group 5: "This is the latest pop culture reference I'm screaming out"

yea .. the internet has given us Pwned, Epic Fail and various other lovely things to say .. when the situation is right.
It has allowed us to use these lovely little words or phrases in real life settings and to enjoy as half the people look confused and only a few get what you said and they all enjoy a good laugh.

Hey guys ... stop overusing it. Stop using it every time you somehow feel its appropriate to. If you scream out FIRST during a meeting, its funny .. at best ... the FIRST TIME ONLY. There is a thin line between being remotely funny and being a dork. Most are quick to jump the line.

See how much better that was?

Group 6: "OMG LOLZ!"

OMG is cool when you're typing it.
LOLZ is here to stay ... and again, appropriate when you type it.

But the next time i hear a person speak out LOLZ or any such acronym, I'll slap them. I really will.

who there??
who that???

im a acronym whore.

diaf
gtfo
lmfao
stfu
ilu
ihu
dykwim
idk
idc
soz
ik
w/e
wtf

there is a few more. but i hate pwned.

i reckon the worst thing ever is smilies. i honestly thing the people that overuse them are too dumb to communicate in words. at least with an acronym u actually say something.

nothing wrong with acronyms. its when you say it. Say Shut the fuck up when you speak it with your mouth, don't say stfu. thats stupid. hope no one says W slash e!

When people write Walah, meaning Voila and people who alternate cApS and lOwEr case.

Group 7: "I'm sorry. I thought you wanted ice"

Your tip at a restaurant will keep doing down everytime i go there, ask for water without ice, you nod your head, then go and get me water with ice. It will. I guarantee it.

i'd stab someone if they said I L U.

Here here!

Who gets water without ice?!?

I get water without ice. My gums are sensitive.

There is another word for that...