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Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Vincent's Memorable Quotes! This is a funny guy: vincent says: Dolly Parton has got some yummy tits vincent says: damn those are fucking huge! Im sure there will be more, which i will inevitably post later.... _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:02 am

xXVincentxX La Bella Vito Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 9146	Thanks Blaine, really appreciate it! I'm so pleased that you enjoy my sense of humor.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:05 am

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Lets sample some more of Vincents humour, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! vincent says: I wonder what Yoko Ono sounds like in bed. I'm guess its a cross between an monkey, and a gorilla. -- vincent says: Lindsay Lohan came over, and asked me if I could rub her back. I said of course, and she was talking about her ex Wilmer. I was like shut the hell up already! Finally, she started talking about how nice her breasts were, and I said, I bet they taste good, and she took them out, and said take 1 sample of each nipple, and no extra sucking! _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:10 am

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ive got more: vincent says: I wonder if Barbara Streisand has stinky breath. Judging from her huge ass nose. I'd say so, no wonder she is single, all the men she dates get that nose stuck up their butts because its so damn huge!, and there like dumb broad I'm straight! _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:11 am

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Mental comedy: vincent says: Madonna has a very large family, there could be a family member in your household! I always knew she was related to damn rats looking at that damn gap between her teeth. Next time I see her on tour I'm going to throw her some cheese, or better yet set a mousetrap. -- vincent says: Cher is the living definition of plastic. She is so weird, she looks like a manikin to me. The way she looks just disturbs me, and I like her music, but damn her image, needs some extra extra airbrushing, because she is starting to look like a damn 50 year old barbie. If there was a nuclear explosion two things would survive, cockaroaches, and Cher's plastic ass face. -- vincent says: Macy Gray came over yesterday, and asked for some coccaine. I was like I don't sell drugs! She had the worst hygeine ever! Her gums were bleeding, her clothes had holes in them, and her breath was just unbearable. I asked her about her Top 10 single "I Try", she told me to shut up, and pass her a joint. I said no, she pulled a huge gun out of her afro. -- vincent says: Janet Jackson came over today, and I saw one of her tits. It was really weird looking, her nipple looked like a burnt raisin. It was so disgusting. I asked her where she got her cosmetic surgery done. She looked confused, and said what are you talking about. I was like don't play with me Janet. I know your face has had some work done. You have that scary Jackson family nose... vincent says: I bet you and Michael slept together as children, that's why you are so quick to defend him, nasty ass wardrobe malfuncation woman. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Is this guy a comedian or what??? _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:15 am

xXVincentxX La Bella Vito Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 9146	I have to post this one, because right before I was about to send it to Algren, he signed off. vincent says: Christina Aguilera stopped by looking like a fucking clown on crack. I was like your voice is amazing, but your looks are just disgusting, she punched me in the face, and said "let's get dirrty bioatch!" I was like okay, and I slapped her, and 10 pounds of her makeup fell off.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:32 am

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Pink, who is that in your avatar?
Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:31 am

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Pink, who is that in your avatar? Its Emily Browning (Lemony Snicketts eldest girl), isnt she beautiful? Sorry Pink, had to go for lunch, mum was bugging me _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:26 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink, who is that in your avatar? Its Emily Browning (Lemony Snicketts eldest girl), isnt she beautiful? Sorry Pink, had to go for lunch, mum was bugging me That's what I thought. She is very pretty child, but she's also jailbait.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:19 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink, who is that in your avatar? Its Emily Browning (Lemony Snicketts eldest girl), isnt she beautiful? Sorry Pink, had to go for lunch, mum was bugging me That's what I thought. She is very pretty child, but she's also jailbait. Whats jailbait? _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:36 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink, who is that in your avatar? Its Emily Browning (Lemony Snicketts eldest girl), isnt she beautiful? Sorry Pink, had to go for lunch, mum was bugging me That's what I thought. She is very pretty child, but she's also jailbait. Whats jailbait? Jailbait is derived from jail and bait 'something used in luring or trapping', with jailbait in the broadest interpretation having the meaning 'something or someone that can bring a person to jail'. The only common sense of jailbait is 'a girl under the legal age of consent for sexual intercourse', so that having sexual intercourse with such a girl would constitute the crime of statutory rape http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.p ... e=19981029 Basically it means she's underage, and so in my eyes still a child.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:40 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink, who is that in your avatar? Its Emily Browning (Lemony Snicketts eldest girl), isnt she beautiful? Sorry Pink, had to go for lunch, mum was bugging me That's what I thought. She is very pretty child, but she's also jailbait. Whats jailbait? Jailbait is derived from jail and bait 'something used in luring or trapping', with jailbait in the broadest interpretation having the meaning 'something or someone that can bring a person to jail'. The only common sense of jailbait is 'a girl under the legal age of consent for sexual intercourse', so that having sexual intercourse with such a girl would constitute the crime of statutory rape http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.p ... e=19981029 Basically it means she's underage, and so in my eyes still a child. Oh right, i see. UK legal age for sex = 16. So, is it okay for me to say she's beautiful etc etc? Obviously she doesnt put a scratch on Adriana Lima, but she is still nice. _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:56 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Oh right, i see. UK legal age for sex = 16. So, is it okay for me to say she's beautiful etc etc? Obviously she doesnt put a scratch on Adriana Lima, but she is still nice. The age of consent in the US ranges from 14-17, but under 18 = child to me. Heck, under 21 is questionable as far as I am concerned. At 24, you canot keep looking at the 18 year olds, they look and act so young to me.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:04 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Oh right, i see. UK legal age for sex = 16. So, is it okay for me to say she's beautiful etc etc? Obviously she doesnt put a scratch on Adriana Lima, but she is still nice. The age of consent in the US ranges from 14-17, but under 18 = child to me. Heck, under 21 is questionable as far as I am concerned. At 24, you canot keep looking at the 18 year olds, they look and act so young to me. oh right. well okay, ill say "when she's older, she'll be good looking", which is what i actually started off saying _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:07 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: :shock: oh right. well okay, ill say "when she's older, she'll be good looking", which is what i actually started off saying It is all is how you respond to them. When I see Adriana Lima I think my god is she attractive, or my god is shee hot...or I want to have mad hot sex with her. All these suggest I findher attractive, which I do. With Emily Browning, i think she;s pretty, but she holds no attraction to me becasue she's a child. Honestly, most teenagers get on my nerves, especially the girls.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:11 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: With Emily Browning, i think she;s pretty, but she holds no attraction to me becasue she's a child. Honestly, most teenagers get on my nerves, especially the girls. I dunno, to me Dakota Fanning is a child, Emily Browning is a teenager/ young lady. I dont want to have mad hot sex with Emily though, she isnt in that area yet. lol _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:16 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: With Emily Browning, i think she;s pretty, but she holds no attraction to me becasue she's a child. Honestly, most teenagers get on my nerves, especially the girls. I dunno, to me Dakota Fanning is a child, Emily Browning is a teenager/ young lady. I dont want to have mad hot sex with Emily though, she isnt in that area yet. lol Well a young adult is a better word then child, from Browing. And Yes fannig is a child. I tend ot use child to get across the point that when i see a teenaer then jsut don;t envoke feeligns of atttraction in me at all. Pink's avatar is a very good picture of her.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:22 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Pink's avatar is a very good picture of her. Forget Pinks av, more about yours _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:32 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink's avatar is a very good picture of her. Forget Pinks av, more about yours somehow I knew you would like it :wink:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:35 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Pink's avatar is a very good picture of her. Forget Pinks av, more about yours somehow I knew you would like it :wink: You have very similar taste to me, so whatever you choose i am bound to like _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:50 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: You have very similar taste to me, so whatever you choose i am bound to like Well fidnign hot Adriana avatars is easy, it helps that she is a top Victoria's Secret model...my obsession with her runs deep :wink: i actualyl ownt he bra she is aadvertising in this particualr photo.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:51 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: You have very similar taste to me, so whatever you choose i am bound to like Well fidnign hot Adriana avatars is easy, it helps that she is a top Victoria's Secret model...my obsession with her runs deep :wink: i actualyl ownt he bra she is aadvertising in this particualr photo. Ahhh cheers now i know how to find more pics Does it look as good on you as it does on her? _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:08 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: You have very similar taste to me, so whatever you choose i am bound to like Well fidnign hot Adriana avatars is easy, it helps that she is a top Victoria's Secret model...my obsession with her runs deep :wink: i actualyl ownt he bra she is aadvertising in this particualr photo. Ahhh cheers now i know how to find more pics Does it look as good on you as it does on her? Sadly no , but it is to be expected becuae she's teh hottest women on the planet and I am me
Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:11 pm

Algren now we know Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68318	Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: Ripper wrote: Algren wrote: You have very similar taste to me, so whatever you choose i am bound to like Well fidnign hot Adriana avatars is easy, it helps that she is a top Victoria's Secret model...my obsession with her runs deep :wink: i actualyl ownt he bra she is aadvertising in this particualr photo. Ahhh cheers now i know how to find more pics Does it look as good on you as it does on her? Sadly no , but it is to be expected becuae she's teh hottest women on the planet and I am me post a pic, let us decide LMFAO _________________ STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE FREE TIBET LIBERATE HONG KONG BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:17 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Algren wrote: post a pic, let us decide LMFAO I once posted a cleavege shot at RT (cropped my head out as I new the pervs would save it), and never again...i got os many creepy private messages... Nice try though :wink:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:18 pm
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