| Author |
Message |
|
Cotton
Some days I'm a super bitch
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 6645
|
 Things To Do Before You Die Say you had to map out the rest of your life: what would be on your list of "things to do before I hit the can"? I mean, you don't want to meet your maker and go "oh crap, I didn't..."
Here are a few of my things to do:
- Audition for a reality tv show
- Write a screenplay/novel
- Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome
- Milk a cow
- Tell someone I love them
- Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it
- Join the Mile-High-Club
- Go into rehab
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:48 am |
 
|
|
|
BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm
Posts: 25035
Location: Anchorage,Alaska
|
live
_________________The Force Awakens
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:03 am |
|
|
|
The Scottie
King Albert!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:04 pm
Posts: 11838
Location: The Happiest City on Earth
|
<<<Meet Her.
_________________Visit My Youtube Account and here is what you will see.    and many more.
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:07 am |
|
|
|
Terminator1997
George A. Romero
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm
Posts: 9773
Location: Enjoying a cold pint
|
have sex with jessica biel & jennifer love hewitt
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:47 am |
|
|
|
Appy
Veteran
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:22 pm
Posts: 3285
Location: WA state baby!
|
hmmmm...never gave it much thought.
_________________
I claim matatonio as mine!!! a.k.a my sweets
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:52 am |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis.
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:10 am |
|
|
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Things To Do Before You Die Cotton wrote: Say you had to map out the rest of your life: what would be on your list of "things to do before I hit the can"? I mean, you don't want to meet your maker and go "oh crap, I didn't..."
Here are a few of my things to do:
- Audition for a reality tv show
- Write a screenplay/novel
- Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome
- Milk a cow
- Tell someone I love them
- Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it
- Join the Mile-High-Club
- Go into rehab I've done 5 of those, I'M RIDING HIGH BABY!
|
| Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:12 am |
|
|
|
Cotton
Some days I'm a super bitch
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 6645
|
Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?...
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:23 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone...
ask Mr. X._________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:05 pm |
|
|
|
Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm
Posts: 28301
Location: ... siiiigh...
|
Dr. Lecter wrote: Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone... ask Mr. X.I don't want to give a whole lot away, but "1 Night in Canada" may be the best damn pornographic film ever.
Oh, and from now on, Rusty's nickname is Canada. 
_________________
Ecks Factor: Cancelled too soon
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:27 pm |
|
|
|
Beeblebrox
All Star Poster
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:40 pm
Posts: 4679
|
Re: Things To Do Before You Die - Audition for a reality tv show
Did it.
- Write a screenplay/novel
Several times.
- Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome
Check.
- Milk a cow
- Tell someone I love them
At the same time.
- Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it
To his face?
- Join the Mile-High-Club
What a weekend that was.
- Go into rehab
If I had a nickel.
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:29 pm |
|
|
|
Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm
Posts: 28301
Location: ... siiiigh...
|
Re: Things To Do Before You Die Beeblebrox wrote: - Audition for a reality tv show
Did it.
- Write a screenplay/novel
Several times.
- Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome
Check.
- Milk a cow
- Tell someone I love them
At the same time.
- Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it
To his face?
- Join the Mile-High-Club
What a weekend that was.
- Go into rehab
If I had a nickel. 
_________________
Ecks Factor: Cancelled too soon
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:35 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone... ask Mr. X.I don't want to give a whole lot away, but "1 Night in Canada" may be the best damn pornographic film ever. Oh, and from now on, Rusty's nickname is Canada. Well, it sure can't get any worse than One Night in Chyne, can it? _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:44 pm |
|
|
|
insomniacdude
I just lost the game
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:00 pm
Posts: 5868
|
-Have sex.
-Yell fire in a crowded theater.
-Meet Artur.
Those are all totally seperate thoughts. And totally random. In fact, I'll probably accomplish none of them. But meh.
_________________
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:01 pm |
|
|
|
Tyler
Powered By Hate
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:55 pm
Posts: 7578
Location: Torrington, CT
|
-See Artur finally go insane and kill someone (i.e.: Goldie).
-Get a girlfriend.
_________________
It's my lucky crack pipe.
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:04 pm |
|
|
|
Beeblebrox
All Star Poster
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:40 pm
Posts: 4679
|
insomniacdude wrote: -Have sex.
-Yell fire in a crowded theater.
-Meet Artur. Why not kill three birds with one stone?
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:06 pm |
|
|
|
Tyler
Powered By Hate
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:55 pm
Posts: 7578
Location: Torrington, CT
|
Beeblebrox wrote: insomniacdude wrote: -Have sex.
-Yell fire in a crowded theater.
-Meet Artur. Why not kill three birds with one stone? What, have hot, homoerotic sex with Artur/Dr. Lecter while screaming "FIRE!" in a crowded theater?
_________________
It's my lucky crack pipe.
|
| Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:13 pm |
|
|
