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I have a German semiproject type thing due tomorrow. We were supposed ot make a weather report, basically. I had the translated version on a disc, and now the disc is effin' gone. It just up and walked away, I swear.

I call on the help of everyone fluent in German, and plead with them for help.

http://www.rpgworlds.net/~insomniacdude/german.txt

I really need any help anyone can offer as soon as possible. I swear, the floppy just stood up and fucking went to Subway or something, because it's definitely nowhere in my house. If anyone does do it, mind I'm in German 2....so if it's TOO good I'd still be in trouble.

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Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:35 pm
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If all else, use an online translator. I know... not so reliable, but this one works for me:

http://world.altavista.com/

This is the result, obviously some words cant be translated, so.... :(

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Freitag sah einen sehr großen Donnersturm, den St. Louis Bogen wie ein lightbulb oben zu beleuchten. Missourians haben ein Gesetz zum Massenerzeugnis das riesige lightbulb geführt. Sie hoffen, ein in jedem Haus bis zum 2010 zu haben. Gute Glückkerle. Gestern sagten wir, daß es birght und mit einer Höhe von 65 sonniges sein würde. Gut war es wirklich bewölkt, regnerisch und ein Tief von 46. Oops. Heutiger Tag ist um ungefähr 44 sehr nett und sonnig. Morgen ist -75 und ein Blizzard rollt durch und bedeckt alle Straßen in fünf Zoll Schnee. Dienstag, ungefähr am Mittag, kommt schmilzt eine massive Warmfront, die Temperatur von -112 bis 110 aufzuwerfen und den Schnee in kleiner als Schleppseilstunden und verursacht globale Überschwemmung und Chaos. Danke und that;s Ihr Wetterreport für heute.


Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:50 pm
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For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.


Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:35 pm
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rusty wrote:
For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.





LMAO good call rusty


Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:45 pm
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Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.





LMAO good call rusty


That's how I explained germany during history class last year.


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:16 am
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rusty wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.





LMAO good call rusty


That's how I explained germany during history class last year.


lol did your teacher just stare at you?


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:18 am
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Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.





LMAO good call rusty


That's how I explained germany during history class last year.


lol did your teacher just stare at you?


He laughed. Then this little indian girl called me a racist. So I told her to shut up because my parents taxes are going to pay for her college. Boy did I piss off so many people in that class.


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:20 am
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rusty wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
For your german report, if it is oral, all you gotta do is scream out every word you say and point your finger in the air furiously. That is how all german people speak and your teacher will give you extra points for doing so.





LMAO good call rusty


That's how I explained germany during history class last year.


lol did your teacher just stare at you?


He laughed. Then this little indian girl called me a racist. So I told her to shut up because my parents taxes are going to pay for her college. Boy did I piss off so many people in that class.


HAHAHAHAH!! you are the MAN rusty!


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:21 am
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You should have seen the outrage that I got when I tried to explain that if it weren't for the white man taking the indian mans land that they would be so technologically inadvanced that North America would be a third world country. That and if it weren't for slavery that the black people in North America wouldn't be there and they'd still be in Africa where they'd be poor. Boy did people get pissed off after those ones.


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:23 am
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rusty wrote:
You should have seen the outrage that I got when I tried to explain that if it weren't for the white man taking the indian mans land that they would be so technologically inadvanced that North America would be a third world country. That and if it weren't for slavery that the black people in North America wouldn't be there and they'd still be in Africa where they'd be poor. Boy did people get pissed off after those ones.


lol i would have loved to be there to see that. i would have been on the floor laughing :lol:


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:24 am
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it's true though. Everyone but the black guy (at the time the only black guy at the school) agreed with me. Yet all the whities had to be offended by it.


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rusty wrote:
it's true though. Everyone but the black guy (at the time the only black guy at the school) agreed with me. Yet all the whities had to be offended by it.


bastards


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:27 am
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rusty wrote:
You should have seen the outrage that I got when I tried to explain that if it weren't for the white man taking the indian mans land that they would be so technologically inadvanced that North America would be a third world country. That and if it weren't for slavery that the black people in North America wouldn't be there and they'd still be in Africa where they'd be poor. Boy did people get pissed off after those ones.


Rusty...actually, without the donations of many races throughout the passage of time..whether done in bondage or through their own will, the world in which will live in today would not be the same! Hopefully, education, travel, and experience will teach you otherwise as you mature! Sometimes one needs only to look beneath the surface for the truth!

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you know what's funny. at my school there are outright minorites. a jew and a black guy. But through your mind against this. He's the same person. My town is so unethnical that our few minorites have to jump on to two teams.


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rusty wrote:
you know what's funny. at my school there are outright minorites. a jew and a black guy. But through your mind against this. He's the same person. My town is so unethnical that our few minorites have to jump on to two teams.


I am lost by this explaination you just gave! Clarify, please! :)

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Mirûvor wrote:
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you know what's funny. at my school there are outright minorites. a jew and a black guy. But through your mind against this. He's the same person. My town is so unethnical that our few minorites have to jump on to two teams.


I am lost by this explaination you just gave! Clarify, please! :)


the minorities we have are 1) Jewish 2) Black. The person is black and jewish and he constitues as our schools jewish and black minority.


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rusty wrote:
Mirûvor wrote:
rusty wrote:
you know what's funny. at my school there are outright minorites. a jew and a black guy. But through your mind against this. He's the same person. My town is so unethnical that our few minorites have to jump on to two teams.


I am lost by this explaination you just gave! Clarify, please! :)


the minorities we have are 1) Jewish 2) Black. The person is black and jewish and he constitues as our schools jewish and black minority.


in cleveland i'm the minority. 400,000 black guys and 50,000 white guys


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rusty wrote:
Mirûvor wrote:
rusty wrote:
you know what's funny. at my school there are outright minorites. a jew and a black guy. But through your mind against this. He's the same person. My town is so unethnical that our few minorites have to jump on to two teams.


I am lost by this explaination you just gave! Clarify, please! :)


the minorities we have are 1) Jewish 2) Black. The person is black and jewish and he constitues as our schools jewish and black minority.


I thought that was what you were saying, but I just wanted to be sure! Sound like your town still is grounded in some old predjudices and stereotypes! It is to be expected that they will pass it on to their offspring, and on and on until one day the cycle breaks!

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where my sister lives the white people are the minorities. That was the weird the first time I went to her place.


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rusty wrote:
where my sister lives the white people are the minorities. That was the weird the first time I went to her place.


if i go to tower city there are like 5,000 blacks and 5 whites. i gotta keep it gangsta at all times....ya feel me dawg?


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JUMPJUMPJUMP


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rusty wrote:
JUMPJUMPJUMP



word 8)


Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:41 am
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Terminator1997 wrote:
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JUMPJUMPJUMP



word 8)


it's funny because I actually heard a wigger say jump jump jump.


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rusty wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
rusty wrote:
JUMPJUMPJUMP



word 8)


it's funny because I actually heard a wigger say jump jump jump.


lol


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He'd know if it were an online translator. That screams out like....something clever that stands out.

And see, this wouldn't be a big problem if I didn't have a partner on this. If it were only me, I'd just take the late grade and redo it.

I'm going to bed. This is my last plea, to anyone who reads this. I'm begging.

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