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 That is not a small number!! That is a BIG number!!! 

How many viruses have you found in one check?
0 (I am so perfect, viruses fear me.) 42%  42%  [ 5 ]
1-5 (It was an honest mistake! I didn't know she'd take off her clothes for a price! Viruses suck.) 25%  25%  [ 3 ]
6-10 (I need to take risks, but I'm too careful. Kazaa will rue the day!!) 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
11-20 (In Soviet Russia, virus download you!) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
21-30 (Wherever did these downloaded movies and songs come from? Must be my sibling's fault. Yeah, they brought all this crap here!! I SWEAR!!) 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
31-40 (I go directly for the mysterious e-mails with the pornographic attachments. Kazaa is my home. My nest. My way of life.) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
41-50 (I wear viruses as clothes. Viruses are my main source of energy. If it doesn't pose a threat to my compy, I won't download it!) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
50+ (My computer is moldy, because most of it is dead from the viruses. There's this really disgusting smell, and I think it's dead virus smell seeping through my computer tower. I need to vomit now.) 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
I believe my computer is actually assembled from old computer parts that were all infected with viruses. It has come together to create a monster. I call it "VirusComp 5000", 5000 being the number of viruses running inside. 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
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The question: what is the most viruses you have found in one virus check? Some people are so perfect, they never get them. Others, like me, are virus magnets. So, out with the embarassing numbers!

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None on my computer; when I fix others' computers, well, that's a whole different story.


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Krem wrote:
None on my computer; when I fix others' computers, well, that's a whole different story.


Do tell, Krem. What's the most viruses you have found on someone else's computer?

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None on my computer; when I fix others' computers, well, that's a whole different story.


Do tell, Krem. What's the most viruses you have found on someone else's computer?

Different viruses? Can't tell.

Infected files - hundreds and thousands.

IMO, Spyware is still a bigger problem.


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Krem wrote:
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Krem wrote:
None on my computer; when I fix others' computers, well, that's a whole different story.


Do tell, Krem. What's the most viruses you have found on someone else's computer?

Different viruses? Can't tell.

Infected files - hundreds and thousands.

IMO, Spyware is still a bigger problem.


Spyware does suck. A lot. Between adware, spyware and viruses, I'm surprised there aren't less computers, from people throwing them out their windows.

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When I had my old computer, I went a whole 3 years without any virus scans or anything. Then, I got a virus scanner, and found about like 25-30. Now, I scan everyday on my new computer.


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Krem wrote:
None on my computer; when I fix others' computers, well, that's a whole different story.


ditto


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I've had a trojan before, and I was sent the SoBig virus (170 times, actually, on my old e-mail address), but I've never really had a true virus affecting my computer (never opened it, etc.)


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I remember when I didn't use Ad Aware or Virus Protector in 2 weeks, checked adaware and got about... 250 new objects. I got 1 Virus on my scan.


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Well. I actually think my computer was assembled by an assembly line made of viruses bent on destroying my life. Yeah, the computer I use most is almost always infected, IT MUST DIE! But over the summer, my computer at my other house is KICK ASS!

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Nope no viruses that I recall in all my years of virus scanning.

Maybe never downloading porn helped. :)


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I really don't get any viruses, just maybe some things that could potentialy contain and that need removing.


Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:27 pm
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Ran adaware on a friends comp.

Got over 5000 results. Closer to 10,000.

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Yah, I've done that on many computers of friends who are complaining, and, suprisingly, there's ALWAYS over 700.


Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:49 pm
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The people who have paid me to fix their computer, thousads of instances of spyware, hundreds of virus...I wonder how they actually used these computers to do anything.

Put down the porn people :wink: *





*I actually watch porn and my computers are virus free


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I don't have a single virus on my computer. All you need is a good firewall and good anti-virus-programs... :)


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My first Ad-Aware run found ~450 traces on a 5 year old computer. Spybot and Spysweeper picked up about 200 more. However, I never had any trouble until last summer, when BOM started those annoying content-covering pop-ups. I am convinced that those pop-ups are what infected me with a home-page-hijacker, which in turn gave me some spyware/viruses that I was never able to get rid of. Yet another reason to stay away from BOM. :? The day before I bought my new computer (it was time anyway) I canceled my dial-up. I have no Internet at home and I love it.

At work we, our network must have multiple firewalls, because Adaware and Spybot only found ~ 4 traces and a few mostly harmless cookie trackers that I clean out every month or so.


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Samweis Gamdschie wrote:
I don't have a single virus on my computer. All you need is a good firewall and good anti-virus-programs... :)


a good hardware firewall :wink:


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Ripper wrote:
Samweis Gamdschie wrote:
I don't have a single virus on my computer. All you need is a good firewall and good anti-virus-programs... :)


a good hardware firewall :wink:


hardware firewalls are much better and safer than software firewalls, I agree! but my software firewall is quite good and I don't think I'll have many viruses or worms on my computer the next year... :wink:


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The highest number of viruses I have ever had? Around 3-4, but I got rid of them easily...

Now adaware...hehe...

Over 1000 matches

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Lol... In soviet union virus download you! lol... :lol:

That's a good one. :lol:


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Samweis Gamdschie wrote:
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Samweis Gamdschie wrote:
I don't have a single virus on my computer. All you need is a good firewall and good anti-virus-programs... :)


a good hardware firewall :wink:


hardware firewalls are much better and safer than software firewalls, I agree! but my software firewall is quite good and I don't think I'll have many viruses or worms on my computer the next year... :wink:


I don't consider software firewalls worth the cardboard box they come in, hardware firewalls all the way :wink:


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never had a virus ever 8)

Mac owner 8)

only the best :wink:

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BJ wrote:
never had a virus ever 8)

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only the best :wink:

Stop bragging :-P


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Does anyone know a free virus protection program I can get?

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