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lovemerox
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 Roomates from Hell Im sorry to devote an entire thread to this, feel free to post your roomate experiences as well, but I had to tell someone this.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE...IM SERIOUS
My roomate has shit all over our townhouse twice today. He took a shit on the dining room table, left it there and laughed. Then just a bit ago, he had diarrhea and squatted and walked around and shit all over the living room, and the couch. He then put his hand in it and pet my doggie. He thinks this shit is funny, and sees nothing wrong with it bc "he will clean it up" as he says.
ARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
This is fuckin nasty!!!
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Miruvor
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Well isn't he the whole sheep's arse! When is your lease up? _________________
'The stars in the sky...
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They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
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xXVincentxX
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If I were you I would demand for his ass to leave, because that is beyond nasty. He is an immature little bastard, and who cares if he is going to clean it up. That doesn't mean keep shitting everywhere you damn loser. Some people are just so ignorant in this world we live in. But definitely if I were you I would kick his ass out in a heartbeat.
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Dr. Lecter
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I am speechless.
It sounds like from an American Pie movie......
You sure it is not a joke?  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Miruvor
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Was he raised with Dung Beetles because otherwise there is no excuse for that! Not only is it unsanitary, but I bet it smells like hell throughout your flat now? I hope he pays to wash your dog!  _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
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matatonio
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my god!! :?
i sure hope your joking man, becouse thats just Fuckin' nasty!!
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xXVincentxX
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matatonio wrote: my god!! :?
i sure hope your joking man, becouse thats just Fuckin' nasty!! No, I'm afraid he isn't joking dude. He IM'ed me on AIM, and told me the news. I was deeply disturbed, and disgusted. I started to get visuals, but I quickly blocked them from getting to my head. This is just horrible, and unbeliveable.
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Caius
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This doesnt acually involve my roomate, but funny nonetheless.
Last night, in my dorm, some people came home drunk. They were so drunk they vomited in front of my door. They tried to clean it, just not very well. Their main solution to the stink, it smelled so bad it made me want to join them in vomiting, was to wipe deoderant all over the floor. That did not work very well, and it still stinks. I hate the bastards
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dolcevita
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Oh wow. I have a million roommate stories from my past, but none of them compare to this. My sotries are just about being petty and b****y. Ick. You chose to live with them boy. Why? Only you know...but I would just get out if possible. I left a situation early once when i could, and just moved two towns over and commuted to university instead.
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matatonio
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Pinkpanther wrote: matatonio wrote: my god!! :?
i sure hope your joking man, becouse thats just Fuckin' nasty!! No, I'm afraid he isn't joking dude. He IM'ed me on AIM, and told me the news. I was deeply disturbed, and disgusted. I started to get visuals, but I quickly blocked them from getting to my head. This is just horrible, and unbeliveable. thanks you very much, im now getting the visuals on my head! im gaggin!!
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Miruvor
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I am so happy that I live on my own! The Gods only know I've had my share of hell with former flatmates!  _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
MOS
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lovemerox
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Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad!
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matatonio
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lovemerox wrote: Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad! well you should be mad!
thats just wrong!!
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I figure this is as good a time as any to bring up this story from the Onion: Housemates Reject Third-Roommate Debt-Relief Plan
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Miruvor
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lovemerox wrote: He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next. Cork the bugger! _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
MOS
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publicenemy#1
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Oh my. I think I'll take a 1 room apartment when I go to college thank you very much...
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xXVincentxX
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publicenemy#1 wrote: Oh my. I think I'll take a 1 room apartment when I go to college thank you very much... Oh yes, me too. I might just get my own apartment because I don't wanna live in the dorms.
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lovemerox
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matatonio wrote: lovemerox wrote: Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad! well you should be mad! thats just wrong!! I know.... _________________
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Dr. Lecter
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lovemerox wrote: Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad! Is he strong? _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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lovemerox
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Pinkpanther wrote: publicenemy#1 wrote: Oh my. I think I'll take a 1 room apartment when I go to college thank you very much... Oh yes, me too. I might just get my own apartment because I don't wanna live in the dorms. NONO
PInk and Public
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lovemerox
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Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad! Is he strong? SOrta, he is bigger than me _________________
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Dr. Lecter
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lovemerox wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: Yes LECTER I am serious
He is laughing right now, as he is cleaning it up. It smells like shit in here. He said hes going to shit in the kitchen next.
Im so pissed, im seriously fuckin so mad! Is he strong? SOrta, he is bigger than me Hm...well, you are mad, so that makes up for the difference in strength...
Force him to eat it up! _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Miruvor
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'The stars in the sky...
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They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
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Caius
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'The stars in the sky...
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They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
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