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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Chippy wrote: No, because then he would be killing all of those innocent sperm. Sperm is not a new person. It is just me. That's like saying the eggs at the grocery store are little chickens.
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Wed May 03, 2017 4:01 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can have sex without getting someone pregnant. If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway. Do you know how sex works?
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed May 03, 2017 4:18 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Chippy wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can have sex without getting someone pregnant. If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway. Do you know how sex works? Yes. You stick the erect penis in the vagina and do some thrusts until you both orgasm, or feel peak excitement, usually causing the man to ejaculate, which will go into the condom if you are using one, or they will travel down the Fallopian tubes until they join with eggs, and if said eggs implant in the uterus, bingo bango pregnancy.
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Wed May 03, 2017 4:27 pm |
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Jack Sparrow
KJ's Leading Idiot
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 pm Posts: 36949
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Thank you for that fine forensic analysis!
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Wed May 03, 2017 4:29 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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zwackerm wrote: Chippy wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can have sex without getting someone pregnant. If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway. Do you know how sex works? Yes. You stick the erect penis in the vagina and do some thrusts until you both orgasm, or feel peak excitement, usually causing the man to ejaculate, which will go into the condom if you are using one, or they will travel down the Fallopian tubes until they join with eggs, and if said eggs implant in the uterus, bingo bango pregnancy. A simple "no" would have worked.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed May 03, 2017 5:04 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40478
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zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can't get them pregnant if you have sex with a man 
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Wed May 03, 2017 5:06 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Shack wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can't get them pregnant if you have sex with a man  I will have sex with a man when the sun burns out. Once I am in a committed relationship and am financially stable, I will fuck her like there's no tomorrow. But it's irresponsible to have sex, IMO, if you think you would need an abortion if you accidentally got pregnant
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Wed May 03, 2017 6:32 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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lol
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed May 03, 2017 6:47 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40478
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Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life?
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Wed May 03, 2017 7:03 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Shack wrote: Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life? all women are pro-choice, duh, all feminists, fuck feminists
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed May 03, 2017 7:07 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Shack wrote: Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life? I still don't want a child. I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.
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Wed May 03, 2017 9:54 pm |
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Jack Sparrow
KJ's Leading Idiot
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 pm Posts: 36949
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zwackerm wrote: Shack wrote: Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life? I still don't want a child. I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.Say what now? That doesn't make any sense.
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Thu May 04, 2017 3:51 am |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Jack Sparrow wrote: zwackerm wrote: Shack wrote: Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life? I still don't want a child. I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.Say what now? That doesn't make any sense. If vanilla is the only ice cream flavor you've ever tasted, can you possibly miss the other flavors?
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Thu May 04, 2017 9:55 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Yes.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Thu May 04, 2017 10:08 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68307
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"Bingo bango pregnancy" is my favourite zwack-ism.
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Thu May 04, 2017 11:43 am |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40478
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If you fall in love with your future wife, she'll blow away the other girls from your past you didn't have an intense connection with, if she's just vanilla ice cream compared to their more kinds you miss she's not the one (Ignoring for a second that vanilla is the best ice cream)
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Thu May 04, 2017 12:26 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.
I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone.
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Thu May 04, 2017 2:17 pm |
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Jack Sparrow
KJ's Leading Idiot
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 pm Posts: 36949
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zwackerm wrote: Jack Sparrow wrote: zwackerm wrote: Shack wrote: Why not just have sex with a girl who's pro life? I still don't want a child. I do plan to remain abstinent as long as possible. I think the more people I'm with the less satisfied I'll be when I settle down.Say what now? That doesn't make any sense. If vanilla is the only ice cream flavor you've ever tasted, can you possibly miss the other flavors? You are already biased when you assume that chocolate is not good enough specially when you haven't tasted it. Also I don't mind you staying away from sex but more experience can never (and I say NEVER) make you less satisfied with your loved one.
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Thu May 04, 2017 3:05 pm |
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Jack Sparrow
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zwackerm wrote: All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.
I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone. This is fine as its your choice but the reasoning behind it is all kinds of wrong. Also who says that you will only fall in love once? There are cases where it won't work out even when two people are in love but that should not mean you will not have sex assuming that it will get you pregnant.
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Thu May 04, 2017 3:07 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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"oh man this sex is bad, but at least I love her!"
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Thu May 04, 2017 3:28 pm |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19405 Location: San Diego
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this whole page 
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Thu May 04, 2017 3:40 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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zwackerm wrote: All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.
I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone. Ugh. You've clearly never had sex, have tried extensively, and failed. which is fine, sad, but fine. But do not offer your opinions. You sound crazy borderline sociopath. I'm most worried about your dreams, that is just nuts.
_________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Fri May 05, 2017 12:21 pm |
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zwackerm
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Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Thegun wrote: zwackerm wrote: All of this assumes that sex is a deal breaker in a relationship.
I want to have sex with someone I love, not love the sex I have with someone. Ugh. You've clearly never had sex, have tried extensively, and failed. which is fine, sad, but fine. But do not offer your opinions. You sound crazy borderline sociopath. I'm most worried about your dreams, that is just nuts. No I've never once tried to have sex with anyone. I've only ever even been on one date.
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Fri May 05, 2017 12:54 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68307
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Was that the date that she paid for?
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Fri May 05, 2017 10:17 pm |
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zwackerm
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Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21540 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Algren wrote: Was that the date that she paid for? I paid for the food. She paid the tip.
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Fri May 05, 2017 10:30 pm |
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