But we've already seen her boobies in The notebook anyway.

your legs still make me hot.
Im having a Moviedude moment where i think its okay to be online after a drink.

But see I don't type like a retard even now! Im just taking...my....ti.....zzz....zz...me.zz..z..zzzz

Then vote for my hotness, because I will lose to dolce, and if you bitches won;t appreicate my unablet o spell brain, at least appreciate my legs.

Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em?!?

Definately not Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is a serial breast killer


Not much you can say about this . Im for big, lucious breasts as much as the next transvestite loving guy. But Scarlett Johannson needs to learn that viciously murdering your lady lumps on the red carpet with tapedowns and wierd dresses so that they actually bulge over and whisper "save me!" in Elvenspeak is possibly not the most attractive look for 2005. Infact, you'd be surprised to learn that 2005's breasts-in-fashion are scarily similar to last years ; where killing them is still just outside fashionable. In general, when your breasts become a similar shape to your head then your not doing something right.

Maybe she should talk to Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey about keeping her breasts calm and cool and under control. The Union of Breast Support will probobly not be too enthralled with Scarlett at next months meeting. Now if only we could get Kirsten Dunst to join. And then have a sander remove her face.

I'm saving that photo.

That dress is for small breasted women, i.e not Scarlett Johansson.

Sweeet!

I actually find it a little gross.
Breasts like that should be supported but somewhat pendulous so you can watch them sway in glory.

Fuglett Johansson has squished her titties into wierd melon shapes and they just look kind of gross.
Lindsay Lohan knows how its done!
With silicone and a whole fucking lot of rubber glue!

Im sorry but i couldnt resist posting this.

The latest query that lead someone to the deli from yahoo was a question i think we've all never ever asked ourselves...


"is britney spears sweat in curious perfume?"

Johansson's still the sexiest woman alive.

That picture almost redeems the other 600 or so posts. Almost

Im not sure how many more posts you can make before I finally crack and go pyscho on your ass.
Because you just fucking know I would.

You'd better be fucking praying. Because ive got a box of Margueritte Perrin Crazy and a whole fucking tank of Bai Ling waiting to explode over here!

Bai Ling loves Dick!

Oh god how i've missed her. Bai Ling, when we are apart it seems like an eternity - but infact its only just about long enough for me to regain partial hearing.

Poor Bai unfortunately didn't win "But Can they Sing" largely because she can't. At all. Like seriously, its not even funny how much she cannot sing. Well, actually it is but thats not the point. Its 5am. Shut up.

So anyway even though she got booted, Bai was invited back to perform at the big finale of "But Can They Sing" to rather humorous effect.

Yet it still wasn't enough for die-hard Bai-hards like myself. So here she is whooring out with Andy Dick who likely thinks that hes hitting the jackpot here with this loose piece of exotic [and by exotic i mean heavily used] vagina. But then again Andy Dick has sex with walls and cardboard, so anything with a vagina is a big plus for him. Infact anything that moves is a big plus for him.

Paris Hilton is basically womb lice.[img]

I have a wierd game for Paris and Nicky Hilton to try . It's called "The Let's not be abused by people with too much time on their hands over the internet today Game" and it comes with a free noose!

Not to frighten anyone, especially not those on medication [that includes you Lohan] but im pretty sure that Womblice Hilton's bag is holding either kryptonite or Jennifer Lopez. Let's take an extra six steps back from our monitors just to be safe. She's probobly plotting something evil behind those fly-eye satan glasses.

Also. Who would actually pose for Paparazzi photographs looking like that? Oh right the Hilton sisters, my bad, they'd pretty much be photographed smiling like pretty squint eyed prostitutes next to a road accident if it got them a frontpage. Seriously, Im no girl, but I don't think they are doing women in general any justice with [s]their existence [/s]those outfits. All thats missing is a large rodent that Paris is normally seeing torturing with flashbulbs across New York. Maybe Tokyo don't take kindly to bringing animals into the country

Michael, sometimes I gotta wonder about all the stuff that is going on inside of your head

There's nothing but a lonely fly occupying a vast, empty space space space space space space space space..........

Hasselhoff still loves you, Box.

I'd rather he put me out of my misery. Nevermind, I'll do it.


NO!


I can't! That would make Michael happy. Must resist temptation to kill myself.


Wait, I'll just murder you.


And Michael

I need to make a bet with you over something box-office-related and if you lose you'll have to have Hasselhoff as your avatar for a month

Oh Box, if it weren't for your avatar!

I wish womb lice upon you both!
And she will oblige!

oh and ps
http://deli.naturalflux7.com/item/154
i posted

Which vintage actor fueled the rumour mill, and presumably his publicity team, into a frenzy when he was caught in bed with another male star whilst filming a movie which caused such an uproar that production had to be shut down temporarily?

The same actor was seen hitting on male cast and crew members on the set of his next film.

We've been through this before here, but not at the site. so thats that. You guys know who though.

Has any offer been as easily refusable as this one?


Well, yes, the many, many, many propositions made to me by Michael (the poor chap is rather queer), but that's a whole other thread.


No Dr. Lecter, never!