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rusty
rustiphica
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fucked a hoe last night
herpes
smoked a joint last night
cancer
woke up in the street
that ain't my urine on my pants
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:15 pm |
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm
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Location: Enjoying a cold pint
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rusty wrote: fucked a hoe last night
herpes
smoked a joint last night
cancer
woke up in the street
that ain't my urine on my pants =D>
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:18 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm
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My ex-girlfriend revealed something quite disturbing in you
You walked into her tanning salon with your shirt from J. Crew
And, you flirted. You tried. You gave up, and stated "Make me look latino"
Why, she asked. You needed it to battle the rapper formerly named whoreno
You just couldn't cut it with the 80s name
Along wit the pale skin and the lack of a hot babe
Feel free to take dolcevita, I don't know if she'd mind
But remember. She's got nails. She might make you blind
Not that I'd care anyways. I've got enough as is
Try your hardest. You ain't goin' near my biz
Even with that rhyming dictionary, It's all cool
But if you ever find some skills, you'll be dumped in my pool
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:23 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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 It's time for Zingaling to join this battle right fast, right qwik (yeah, qwik)...
It's really fun reading through this rap thread
Watchin' wannabe rappers try to mess with your heads
They think they got talent, they think they got skill
But in reality, they're raps are comin' from real rappers that accept twenty dolla bills.
These wannabe rappers from the World of KJ
Keep opening their mouths but got nothin' to say
When you talkin' to Mavy, expect nothin' in return
Cuz when you talkin' to a brick wall, there's nothin' you can learn
dolce, dolce, torrino hasn't seen Bad Education
Maybe he can watch it when he's on probation
I'm going to avoid it cuz it's not my style
I'll be watching AVP, though, cuz it's been a while
torrino, why you on crack?
Or is that lovemerox's only method of talkin' smack
Speakin' of talkin' smack, I was in Your Take
Watchin' Algren and zach fight while I was eatin' cake
Talkin' smack seems to be the new "cool" thing on KJ
Arguements here don't end till' there's nothin' left to say
Whether it's Goldie vs. Lecter or Algren vs. zach
People need to stop the fights and give each other a pat on the back
I know I'm not perfect, since I've been in a few fights
But while they're talkin', I just turn off the lights
It's not worth listening to some people's words
Cuz in real life, I know they're all losers or nerds
We also just discovered that Impact is spider-man 2004
Reading they're posts in the FYC thread made my eyes sore
goofy, Impact, spidey, snowman... can you stop all this, maybe?
Because you all know that no one will nominate Superbabies
As I finish this rap, I've got a few words to say
These were all jokes at the end of the day
So don't cry to your mommies or get your panties in a bunch
You're all invited to the party where I spiked the punch
Take that, bitches! :wink:
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:26 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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You spiking a punch? You lil' drug-free teen.
You've never had a sip. You're that clean.
Unless you're just a prankster. Infecting it might be a sure thing.
I can't believe it though since you're so honest, Zingaling
If you had any brains, you'd take that as a nice 'ol compliment.
Kwah's mean. He'll stick you all alone in the female department.
Just ask neostorm, that fraud. He's already gotten it thrice.
Without real food, water, or potty. You're left with moldy rice.
I must confess, there's some worthy lines in your spiel
But, in general, its got the power to make Ahnuld squeel
And a girly-man? How might HE react to your load of shit?
If you got any further, you'd find his wrists fully slit.
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:45 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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Zingaling wrote: When you talkin' to Mavy, expect nothin' in return
Cuz when you talkin' to a brick wall, there's nothin' you can learn Best line of the day...
Dolcevita, you've got three people waiting for your fancy schmancy hybrid of passive and active tenses with a touch of St. Louis slang...
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:00 pm |
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Rod
Extra on the Ordinary
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Ahahaha Rosss you're sooooooooooo funnnnnny.
_________________ Best Actress 2008
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:50 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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Rod wrote: Ahahaha Rosss you're sooooooooooo funnnnnny. I didn't even force you to write that. But, thanks for the insult... 
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:01 pm |
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lovemerox
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I come into this thread
to pass my time away
Not thinking Tor would be high
when he wrote those rhymes today.
I should have known the bong
was to much for him to take
He smokes all day, and smoke all night
Being a loser-ass burnout, is about all that seems right
He comes across as intelligent, but dont let that foll you my dears
Because deep down inside, its me who torrino fears.
So i exit this thread, with Big F-U!
yes thats directed at you tor
Now watcha gonna do?
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:28 pm |
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dolcevita
Extraordinary
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Location: The Damage Control Table
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Angel, you becken and call, your desire to fall,
is fine as can be, just wait and you'll see.
What's the difference between you and me?
Too many years, two degrees and, well...guess!
No need to be divine to guess what a mess,
you'll get yo' self in boy, if you mess with me.
You can't even hold off Zingy, and he's only 'bout three.
Three, four five,
thank dio you're alive.
Just because yo' DC ass ain't near Philly,
that mean nothing to your young filly.
She's been up there in Toronto hanging with storm.
But he's stuck by the side of the road sans hubcaps and,
can't get back to his university dorm.
She got bored and went down to Cleveland.
But there wasn't much candy from Termi in Candyland.
No suga' left?
Oh what a shame.
Its a shame you hear me, y'all are so lame.
Oh no little sirs, I could take down all four,
leave you panting for mercy and begging for more.
Kiss the back of my heels, and step out of the pen,
I need a real match or perhaps nine or ten,
of peon brothas' like you could handle a duel.
But alas, should you accept, you would be a jest fool.
Fool all you want with your sex, cars, and guns,
Lucky, I don't slap alls' your buns.
For gettin' sassy with me when you're not good enough.
Go lock yourselves in the tower before you see the backside of my cuff.
Await there for some knight to dash up in his bmw,
let down your hair and sigh for him/her to rescue you.
He'll probably back away in fear and in awe,
as I round the bend ready to challenge his law.
What good are the rules?
I just make 'em to break 'em.
So stay locked in that tower, four useless men forsaken.
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:41 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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Just shut the fuck up if all you're going to do is bitch
Did ya hear? They're playing your stuff in Abercrombie and Fitch
Ain't that a shame. Those artists always die
Just go back to your room and cry, cuz we'll kiss yo ass goodbye.
The tweens musta found it cool to hear a female white Jew
Rappin' about takin' off hubcaps with her lil' ghetto crew
While she sits at home admiring abstract pensiments
Even with her two degrees, she's still got tooo many sentiments
Although, I do appreciate the way she expresses 'em on a screen
but damn, what does Almodovar have to do with the rap scene
What's wrong? Did you get drunk on three margharitas?
Get in the program and start rappin' realistically, dolcevita
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lovemerox
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torrino wrote: Just shut the fuck up if all you're going to do is bitch
Did ya hear? They're playing your stuff in Abercrombie and Fitch
Ain't that a shame. Those artists always die
Just go back to your room and cry, cuz we'll kiss yo ass goodbye.
The tweens musta found it cool to hear a female white Jew
Rappin' about takin' off hubcaps with her lil' ghetto crew
While she sits at home admiring abstract pensiments
Even with her two degrees, she's still got tooo many sentiments
Although, I do appreciate the way she expresses 'em on a screen
but damn, what does Almodovar have to do with the rap scene
What's wrong? Did you get drunk on three margharitas?
Get in the program and start rappin' realistically, dolcevita
I see torrino cant come back wit ha decent rebuttle agains me :wink: _________________
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Jeff
Christian's #1 Fan
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:25 pm
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Location: Awaiting my fate
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I have no time to rap tonight
'Cause me and my laptop are about to fight
It decided it will not work
So I killed it with my fork
And that was just really lame
My brain don't work ain't that a shame
So here I am trying to make sense
But I know I'm just out there on da fence
So now I shall conclude this meddling bunch of crap
And everyone will now know that Rogue cannot rap
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torrino
College Boy T
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You know lovemerox, I used to mind being called that
But if it really affected me, I'd go over to Kentucky with a bat
Call me what you want. A burnout. A stoner. Say what you will
My brain operates better toked than yours ever does, Bill
Your little torrino attack didn't even rhyme.
Responding is probably a waste of time
Because it's not like you'll ever learn to think
You never even could, you frickin' UoK shrink!
And, while you're at it, put down your Marlboro Light cigs
Smoking for five years will make you smell worse than dem pigs
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torrino
College Boy T
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RogueCommander wrote: I have no time to rap tonight
'Cause me and my laptop are about to fight
It decided it will not work
So I killed with my fork
And that was just really lame
My brain don't work ain't that a shame
So here I am trying to make sense
But I know I'm just out der on da fence
So now I shall conclude this meddling bunch of crap
And everyone will now know that Rogue cannot rap
Look out for neostorm. For your rhymes, he'll surely bid
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:53 pm |
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Jeff
Christian's #1 Fan
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So I guess they liked my ryhme
I bought it at a five'n'dime
And now I am so broke
My bank I must choke
Because it is so late
I feel totally not great
But what the hell who cares?
I love it when they stares
I've noticed something big
English is bad in this gig
And so with that much said
Perhaps I should hit my bed
Not as in go to sleep
For then I'd not utter a peep
No I mean I'd hit my bed
To detract from the pain in my head
And so my folks thats all
Go have a drink...have a ball
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| Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:20 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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RogueCommander wrote: So I guess they liked my ryhme
I bought it at a five'n'dime
And now I am so broke
My bank I must choke
Because it is so late
I feel totally not great
But what the hell who cares?
I love it when they stares
I've noticed something big
English is bad in this gig
And so with that much said
Perhaps I should hit my bed
Not as in go to sleep
For then I'd not utter a peep
No I mean I'd hit my bed
To detract from the pain in my head
And so my folks thats all
Go have a drink...have a ball
You need it. Embarassing only describes your current set of letters...
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lovemerox
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Ross comes in here thinkin he's the shit
when he all know, hes just hurtin for that next hit
try to throw petty ass jokes bout UK my way
bc he really "aint" got shit to say
He browses around the forums, goin to and fro
thinkin everyone in here dosent think hes a hoe
But its all good ross, keep them weak jokes comin
Maybe after a few more shitty ones, youll allow ME to teach you sumpin
Wit that IM out, out of this thread
bout to go get tors mom to give me head
O shit! that hurts dosent it Ross?
Its time you accept me as your boss??
(ok the last line really sucked)
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| Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:52 am |
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torrino
College Boy T
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You'll never ever teach me something, you fucking fraud
I'll never trust you. Your entire life is clouded by smog
But, while we're at it. Give me the opportunity to teach
Givin' my mom head? Hell, that level you'll NEVER reach.
Once again, you can continue and continue exhausting yourself
You oughta stop before you're cremated and made into a shelf
I'm being serious here. You've got to take rapping classes
It's important you ignore nicotine callings. And, remember the glasses!
Frankly, I'm pretty tired of the rap thread fighting. No one will ever win.
One will top another's rap, and another. All this until you feel it in your skin
It'll just get fiercer and more abrasive. That you should probably know!
And, I'm not giving up. Unless you pay Scarlett to provide me with a coveted blow!
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Passionate Thug
Top Poster
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A miracle of modern creation
Boy Fresh on the set
Hyped up with the bass
And a little bit of what ya love
From a brother who's smooth like a criminal
I mean subliminal
Otherwise known as a villain
Because I'm ruthless
When I spot a hater, I block 'em
But most I think know not to deal with me
Yeah 'cuz this is the way I know you like it
So you won't strike it
I took it and I hyped it
And now that it's done, I know ya pleased
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| Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:24 am |
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