This is a tradition, chip storms the thread every year to complain about it once he thinks hes not in with a chance of being on it.

You put Harry on the list.

This is more of a fail than the WOKJ reunion in Vegas.

It's funny how that happens, it's funny how 26,000 posts of utter trife, nonsense, confused sexuality, whining and insensitive immaturity wont gain you the respect of your peers.

Twelve of harry's posts still put him closer to the list than you can ever dream of, darling.

If im ever making a "Power List for the Mentally Challenged Members" i'll be sure to let you know.

Tim

Name: Snrub

Rank: 16
Profile: Low Participation, Low Visibility, High Respect
Salary: $6.5m
Last Year: 6
Highest Charting: 6
Celebrity Mirror: Agnetha Fältskog

A twice top ten name, Snrub stands this year as lucky to have made the power list at all. Snrub is putting exactly 0 effort into his KJ endeavours, and his entire power-list ranking is thanks to former prestige which, by the next list, will have faded fast enough to obscure him completely from the book of notable posters.

Think of Snrub as the star who 'moved away from Hollywood' and now thinks he is above the rules of the game.

In reality, Snrubs comical nature and light-hearted interaction have always underpinned his relevance to the site, but also made it easy for him to come and go as he pleases. Still, he has contemporaries, comedians of a next poster generation already striking chords with the crowd - and it wont be long until new posters wonder who Snrub ever was, warranting long-time users to look fondly back, telling stories of a rugged englishman with lovely eyelashes and a bushy beard with a tear in their eye as they pat their pipe.

Man up Snrub, KJ needs you.

Chip don't let your jealously drive some false sense of entitlement in you. You have none.

Tim

this is maybe the wrongest thing anyone has ever said on the internet ever

Yikes! A 10 spot drop?! And to think I thought the number one spot was in the bag when I wrote this post not so long ago.

Looks like I'm going to have to start actually trying on this bastard board.

Haha don't get ahead of yourself, I probably won't decide if I'm going to go until the last minute.

Hopefully there will be OK-ish YouTube videos of the tour to either help me decide or keep me satisfied/not have to spend the money.

How much is it?

I'd say...go, if under $40. You've been obsessing too long not to go.

Corrected Snrub:

Name: Snrub

Rank: 2
Profile: Low post count - but posts are so good that one of his equals about 2000 of getluvs, High Visibility as the second half of KJs most powerful duo, High Respect, and the smell of cheap whisky.
Salary: $26.5 billion million.
Last Year: 6
Highest Charting: 2
Celebrity Mirror: Bender

A 12 time nominee for KJ poster of the year (only TonyMontana is higher) and a member of KJ's most poweful (and only) duo.

A single KJ post from Snrub is so poweful, so moving, that it can move you to tears, make you laugh, feed 200 children halfway across the world, and/or give you herpes. If God were to create an account at KJ and make posts, you would not be able to tell the difference between his posts, or Snrub's. For example, look at one of his recent posts:


viewtopic.php?f=2&t=51274&p=1439538#p1439538

Disecting this message, we can see that Snrub doesn't adhere to the English language... he is the English language, and makes up any damn words he sees fit. This is something God would do. He would say made up words like "Bullocks" and add random letters into "favorite", because he is God and can do whatever he wants and you can go suck it if you disagree. Yet somehow, despite forging this new language, you understand it. You can tell he is saying that Sandra Bullock is his favorite actress, and you've never even seen the language before. Only a God can do that. It's very chilling.

So, even though he doesn't grace us with as many posts, each of his posts is infused with so much power, so much ingenuity, that he makes us feel like better people for having read it. In the end, each of his posts count as roughly 2,000 of the average KJ user's posts.

If it weren't for one other KJ member, we would be bowing down and worshipping Snrub today, but there is one other that even supercedes God. Therefore, Snrub settles in at #2.

Actually I interact with several members here and not that little. Just over PM and/or Skype : )

I want a Tony's Top 25.

overshadowed!

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever read. And I've read a lot of my own posts.

You are a beautiful man, TonyMontana. And I swear to you that I will keep occasional tabs on this bullocks excuse for a list, so that when Michael inevitably under-ranks you, I'll be there to give you the shoulder-hoist you so richly deserve.

you two should lick my balls more often
i would like to be involved in a snub-tony manwich.

i can make beautiful things happen for you on the list for sexual favours.

You're in luck! We are just getting ready to unveil our extensive line of products - here's a sneak peek at one of them:

Ugh

It sounds bad on paper, but product testing showed there was a 95% chance of satisfaction when taking part in a Tony and Snrub Manwich.

Im glad this powerlist brings dormant slags out of their slumber.