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rustiphica

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Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:05 pm
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Krem wrote:
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Does that mean I'm wrong pretty mcuh 100% of the time? OH NOEZ!


Anyway, in the other Mike V appreciation thread, I already posted that Mike makes average IQ across Pennsylvania go up by 3 points. I stand by that statement.

While that's quite a compliment...

Mike must make your average IQ go down by 3 points. You know he's stumped you before ;)

If I were you, I'd worry about your own IQ, considering what you just said makes no sense whatsoever.

Yeah, I feel like Cabin 12 now.

But, since you disagree with Mike 100% of the time (from your own words, mon!), and he's making the average person's IQ go up by 3 points, his inability to convince you towards the BETTER side, combined with your own inability to outduel him in a debate lowers your IQ. After all, since you of all people are ignorant (;)) about your beliefs, Mike V. telling you what's right is just lowering your character (and intelligence) even further.

Okay. That made no sense.

Oh wells. I thought I had a thought.

See, the difference between you and Mike is that he would never say any of that.

At least not to my face.

See, that might be true. But also...

There's one similarity between us outside of a COUPLE political issues. We both need the final word. Always.


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rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.

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Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.

What about baby Mike Strawberry? What happened to him?


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:10 pm
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rustiphica

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Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


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torrino wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.

What about baby Mike Strawberry? What happened to him?


Mike Strawberry is the brother of Darryl Strawberry. Wait a tick...

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rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


How does that explain Hike Caramel?

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Mr. X wrote:
torrino wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.

What about baby Mike Strawberry? What happened to him?


Mike Strawberry is the brother of Darryl Strawberry. Wait a tick...

Fine. What happened to Bike Strawberry. I swear to god that kid had the strangest name.


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:15 pm
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Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


How does that explain Hike Caramel?


Hike Caramel was a total loner! He was a hermit.


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:16 pm
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rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


How does that explain Hike Caramel?


Hike Caramel was a total loner! He was a hermit.


No wonder! Hike Caramel slept with Psyche Cream, and ended up with an STD.

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rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


How does that explain Hike Caramel?


Hike Caramel was a total loner! He was a hermit.


whats this about kermit?


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:19 pm
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rustiphica

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Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.


Well that's because they are brother and sister dammit.


How does that explain Hike Caramel?


Hike Caramel was a total loner! He was a hermit.


No wonder! Hike Caramel slept with Psyche Cream, and ended up with an STD.


That's only because Psyche Cream is a total whore.


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torrino wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
torrino wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
No appreciation for you. EVER!

Oh, I thought you said Tike Vanilla. Mike Ventrella? He's a great guy. He deserves some love!


What did Tike ever do to you?


He ran off with Pike Chocolate. Damn you, Pike. You'll rue the day.

What about baby Mike Strawberry? What happened to him?


Mike Strawberry is the brother of Darryl Strawberry. Wait a tick...

Fine. What happened to Bike Strawberry. I swear to god that kid had the strangest name.


Bike was a lesbian, so they called her Dykey Bikey. Kids have cruel nicknames nowaday.

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You should know eh mr. x?


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:20 pm
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Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


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rusty wrote:
You should know eh mr. x?


Know what? Everything? Of course I do. But on the topic at hand, Mike Vanilla is a deadbeat dad. He even killed his youngest son, Vike Ing.

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torrino wrote:
Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


Gasp! That's what the ladies called me, when I did that summer-stint as a male stripper. Those were the days... the dog days, as they were.

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Mr. X wrote:
torrino wrote:
Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


Gasp! That's what the ladies called me, when I did that summer-stint as a male stripper. Those were the days... the dog days, as they were.

I guess that would explain why it's not "Mr. Z" or "Mr. R"...


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Mr. X wrote:
torrino wrote:
Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


Gasp! That's what the ladies called me, when I did that summer-stint as a male stripper. Those were the days... the dog days, as they were.


All the fishermen forced you to dance in a thong didn't they?


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rusty wrote:
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torrino wrote:
Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


Gasp! That's what the ladies called me, when I did that summer-stint as a male stripper. Those were the days... the dog days, as they were.


All the fishermen forced you to dance in a thong didn't they?


They said they would feed me to the fishies, if I didn't meet their demands. :cry: Damn Newfy fishermen.

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The fact that they threatened to feed you to the fishies is an abomination on the culture of hunting and fishing! You don't relinquish a being for one of those little things!


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torrino wrote:
The fact that they threatened to feed you to the fishies is an abomination on the culture of hunting and fishing! You don't relinquish a being for one of those little things!


Especially the ORIGINAL X-MAN, baby!

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Mr. X wrote:
rusty wrote:
Mr. X wrote:
torrino wrote:
Hey, no one objects when they call ya "Sexy X-ey". That isn't necessarily the cleanest of names, heh.


Gasp! That's what the ladies called me, when I did that summer-stint as a male stripper. Those were the days... the dog days, as they were.


All the fishermen forced you to dance in a thong didn't they?


They said they would feed me to the fishies, if I didn't meet their demands. :cry: Damn Newfy fishermen.


Hey X! Have you seen the movie FubaR yet?


Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:48 pm
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What the fuck is Fubar? It sounds like Furby, one of those little fluffy toys that supposedly mature in a child's hands.


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torrino wrote:
What the fuck is Fubar? It sounds like Furby, one of those little fluffy toys that supposedly mature in a child's hands.


No, Fubar is a guy in this Canadian movie, I believe. Rusty might be better at explaining.

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