Bleh. This thread is total crap.

Mr X, it's good though that you don't want to ban atheists from celebrating christmas anymore, like you did back on page 1. Now you just want to ban them from using the name "christmas". Hopefully you'll change your mind about that too after another 4-5 pages.

Bleh. This thread is total crap.

Mr X, it's good though that you don't want to ban atheists from celebrating christmas anymore, like you did back on page 1. Now you just want to ban them from using the name "christmas". Hopefully you'll change your mind about that too after another 4-5 pages.

:? You did make good points, Shad, and I'm glad you did. So explain why you have to insult my intelligence by saying this thread is total crap. And who the hell are you, anyway?!

You know what they say, aren't all geniuses mad?

Insult your intelligence? It was you who insulted me. I log on, enter this thread, and see you saying that you believe I don't have the right to celebrate a festival I've celebrated every year since I was born. And you base this vile opinion on inaccurate facts that have been rebuffed many times in this thread. It is your opinion on this matter that I find to be ridiculus and yes, total crap.

Shad, can you still elaborate on your sig? It's hilarious

I already have. It's on page 7 in this thread I think.

You can get lost pretty fast in this thread, hehe.

Haha, yes I can.

In 1782, when Mozart was 26 years old, he composed two canons and wrote the lyrics for them himself. He named the canons "Leck mich im Arsch" (Lick my arse) and "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schon sauber" (Lick my ever so clean arse). He never published them but after he died his wife, Constanze, sent them to a publisher but said that their texts would have to be altered because they were "unruly."

These canons were of course incredibly vulgar, especially for that time. Here is a part of them:

"Leck mire den Arsch recht schon, fein sauber lecke ihn, fein sauber lecke, leck mire den Arsch. Das ist ein fettigs Begehren, nur gut mit Butter geschmiert, den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun. Drei lecken mehr als Zweie, nur her, machet die Prob' und leckt, leckt, leckt. Jeder leckt sein Arsch für sich".

Maybe you can translate, Arthur?

In another canon, Mozart says good night with an insult in five languages, and then ends by saying "Sleep tight, and stick your ass in your mouth".

Because of some reason, these canons are almost never played and they have only once been recorded on a CD to my knowledge, but that CD is long unavailable.

When the complete collection of Mozart (it was well over a hundred of CDs) was released a couple of years ago, the only pieces by him that were left out were the aforementioned canons. Hmm, I wonder why?

There have been theories that Mozart had tourettes disease, it's a disease that can make you swear constantly and get moments of uncontroled immatureness. It's just a theory though.

Have you seen the movie Amadeus? While that movie is mostly fictional, the way Mozart's character is portrayed may have had some basis in reality.

You know what they say, aren't all geniuses mad?

Every day you can learn something new and this sure was interesting, even though almost unbelievable

I haven't seen Amadeus yet, even though I've planned on it for a long time. But seriously, these canons are....out-of-this-world hilarious. It's worse than what rappers write in their lyrics nowadays

By the way the second canon "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schon sauber" is actually translated "Lick my arse ever so well properly and clean".

As for the canon itself it goes like this more or less:

Lick my arse ever so properly, lick it well clean, lick well clean, lick my arse. It is greasy desire, only well smeared with butter, since the licking of roasted is my daily doing. Three lick more than two, come here, taste it and lick, lick, lick. Everyone licks his own arse for himself.

Wow, thanks a lot, Shad. Not only do you insult me completely, but you throw out any relevance you had in your posts by stooping to saying that my opinions are ridiculous and total crap, because I don't agree with you. And people thought I was a bad debator?

I just did a google search and found two sites for you if you want to educate yourself further on this very interesting subject

http://www.tourettes-disorder.com/mozart.html
http://www.mozartforum.com/Library%20Ar ... annons.htm

*maybe I should re-phrase that: the ONLY good part...

You may well be a good debater, I wouldn't know, I've not read many of your debate posts. But even the greatest of debaters would have a hard time constructing a good treatise if they had to work from such a ridiculus, total crap viewpoint.

Atheists don't deserve to celebrate christmas. It's a religious holiday and if he (or she) doesn't understand the fact of the religious factor in christmas (or any other religious holiday that he (or she) seems to celebrate) then screw off to em.

Am I telling you that you have to celebrate only my way?

I want to say that you aren't celebrating Christmas at all, but I won't. :wink:

Well, sure I am. I don't celebrate exactly like you do, and you don't celebrate it exactly like other denominations do, and so on. Christmas has become such a regular holiday that everyone can enjoy it. I know plenty of Jews who put up trees and have Santa Claus and give presents on December 25th too. It's a fun holiday, why not share it? Isn't sharing one of the things Christmas is supposed to be about?

Oh, and Krem: That was bad. :wink:

You probably didn't read everything, but my point was not to call it Christmas, since the word Christmas didn't originally pertain to Santa Claus, it pertained to Jesus. Hence the Christ in Christmas. A name change would be enough, but that would never happen. Oh, and a bunch of people thought of me as an idiot. Nothing new.