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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68346
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 Re: The KJ Family Tree Game
Dr. Lecter wrote: Algren wrote: Libs wrote: Algren wrote: Libs is a lot of things, but a mother is not one of them.
But Thegun is correct about one thing, I could definitely see her being a child molester. You thinking I'm a bitch sounds about right, but you could see me being a child molester? What is that supposed to mean? Go home, you're drunk. If I'm drunk, I'm drunk on pure, unfiltered awesomeness. My semen? 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:53 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Remember kids, It looks the same going in as it does coming out.
WTF is going on with my thread. Time to bring it back to just borderline bizarre.
_________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:56 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Dr. Lecter "The German Nanny"
She has come a long way since the early days. In the beginning, she was almost scary with how muchstuff she prepared around for us. (This goes back to the long forgotten BOM days, when Lecter would honestly post every single bit of movie news from every site into it's own thread, no matter how trivial. Even if we hated it, he did what no one else would do) Although not a true member of the family, she has won over the hearts of everyone, despite her cultural quirks. She is at many times, the on again off again parental figure most of the kids had, as the parents are often time not at home, yet she keeps the house moving smoothly none the less. It's not even second nature to her to be ahead of everyone else (His post count shows he is always in every thread, even if it's just but a moment) and keeps the house a well oiled machine. Although never revealed if she was an actual Nazi or not (There are some striking similarities with his du diligence at times) she has always been level headed and always puts her household first. If she was to ever leave, there would definitely be a slight lag for a while of the rest of the family trying to pick up the slack and void she's left. But I think the fairytale story is over. Now with most of the family independent and older, she has no real reason to show off anymore, or even operate at 75%. At times this has made her bitter (I honestly never thought I'd see a Lecter flame war, but I've seen a few this year) and her penchant for sausage and beer has begun to take her toll on her. But none the less, as her workload has gotten easier, her hobbies have and knowledge have only gotten better, and if you give her the time of day, you're still in for a treat.
Strength- A veteran that has seen it all, and can handle most situations in two languages Weakness- Still prefers magazine fetish porn to videos, leaving most of us scratching their heads Biggest Regret There was a time when she could have left the family and ruled supreme back in her homeland. Special Move- Knows each of our special moves, and can use it against us at half amount of damage.
_________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:16 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32615 Location: the last free city
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Lol DL the nanny
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:40 pm |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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_________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:44 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32615 Location: the last free city
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Magnus wrote: He's more like Hitler Jr. The cool one you don't mind having a beer with
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:40 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68346
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He's a cross between Bruno Ganz and Jason Vorhees.
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:18 am |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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A strange fusion of Harry Knowles and Josef Mengele.
_________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:34 am |
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos
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For me Lecter is half Roger Federer, half Max Minghella.
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:23 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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How did I miss this?
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:56 pm |
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BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm Posts: 25035 Location: Anchorage,Alaska
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lol, good fun.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:04 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68346
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Do zwackerm! Do zwackerm! Do zwackerm!
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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There's a couple I can do now. I'll do zwack, Eagle, anyone else? Magnus and Jack sparrow and O are possibilities too.
I forgot about this one, good find.
_________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:58 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21562 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Thegun wrote: There's a couple I can do now. I'll do zwack, Eagle, anyone else? Magnus and Jack sparrow and O are possibilities too.
I forgot about this one, good find. Please don't make me the deformed baby brother they tried to dump down a well. Do BK and Brian too.
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Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:29 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Do yourself
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Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:02 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68346
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Thegun wrote: I'll do ... Eagle Oh yeah, that'll fun as you pussy out and kiss his ass. 
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MovieGeek
Grill
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:38 pm Posts: 3682 Location: Here
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Chip really is my divorced brother... How did I never see this before?
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Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:46 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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