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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48666 Location: Arlington, VA
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Magnus wrote: David wrote: Nothing sexy happens at a renaissance fair. ^ I'm surprised you don't find those giant turkey legs sexy.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:57 pm |
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erikdean
The Dark Knight
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:59 pm Posts: 721 Location: Different places!
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Excel wrote: Wild sex is something I'm not into. I loathed the group experiences Ive had and would not like a threesome. I enjoy being very close/intimate, though as mentioned, my partners always want it sloooow. Wild sex like one might watch in a porno would just be entirely exhausting and a bit too...idk, I'd feel dirty doing it that style. Like, "just penetration" and on kissing, cuddling, etc etc. The folks who are into sm and all that are just creepy. THANK YOU. Crazy sex is just all too time consuming and tiresome. Unless you're a triathlon goofball it's just too. much. work. Also, S&M is fucking retarded.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:03 pm |
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11323 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
What is S&M?
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:39 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21759 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:44 pm |
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11323 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Sorry, can't really watch youtube videos at work. Is S&M sadism and masochism? If so, what's weird about that? Seems to be on the pretty tame side of kinky.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:50 pm |
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Floydboy
ha ha, charade you are
Joined: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:05 pm Posts: 2210
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Surprised with all the discussion of size there isn't anything about shape or curvature.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:34 pm |
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erikdean
The Dark Knight
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:59 pm Posts: 721 Location: Different places!
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Darth Indiana Bond wrote: Sorry, can't really watch youtube videos at work. Is S&M sadism and masochism? If so, what's weird about that? Seems to be on the pretty tame side of kinky. Well, there are obviously variants. Adult book store level S&M is furry handcuffs and wispy little whips. That's child's play compared to some of the brutal, nasty, INSANE things that S&M can entail. It's generally though about humiliation and domination (which falls under BDSM), again, in varying degrees. Sometimes it's just being bossy and talking dirty, other times it's pissing and shitting in someone's mouth while you call them a dirty toilet cunt.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:53 pm |
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I feel like pissing and shitting brings in whole new elements into the kink. As a stand-alone, S&M isn't so bad, but once your start adding other elements, then yeah, it gets worse of course.
PS - I'm a kinky motherfucka, but pissing and shitting kinks is something I will never willingly participate in.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:34 pm |
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erikdean
The Dark Knight
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:59 pm Posts: 721 Location: Different places!
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
It's a slippery slope. Furry handcuffs are just a gateway to shit eating.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:53 pm |
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11323 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
As long as you do what's comfortable and try not to judge...
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:10 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21759 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I'm surprised 2 girls 1 cup hasn't been posted yet
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:13 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:24 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16907 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Names.
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Argos
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Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
loyalfromlondon.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:59 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 67599
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Dr. Lecter wrote: Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much at this post.
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BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm Posts: 25035 Location: Anchorage,Alaska
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Dr. Lecter wrote: Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards. OMG
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:52 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48666 Location: Arlington, VA
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Dr. Lecter wrote: Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards. Gross.
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:37 am |
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erikdean
The Dark Knight
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:59 pm Posts: 721 Location: Different places!
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
See, what did I say? Handcuffs are a gateway to poop!!
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:07 pm |
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Julius Pepperwood
Ex-Cop, Ex-Marine
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:47 pm Posts: 370
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Libs wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards. Gross. WTF, the cleveland steamer? LOL!
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:27 pm |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19184 Location: San Diego
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
oh my.
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:36 am |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Isn't there a similar plot point in Movie 43?
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:34 am |
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Mannyisthebest
Forum General
Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 3:53 pm Posts: 8636 Location: Toronto, Canada
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
that's gross lol
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Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:32 am |
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:54 am Posts: 22891 Location: Melbourne Australia
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Magnus wrote: MadGez wrote: Damn away for a little while and threads like this pop up!! Gez, don't lie: You have the biggest penis of all of us. I doubt that. Just under 6.5 but girth is on the high end.
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Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:50 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 67599
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:02 am |
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Julius Pepperwood
Ex-Cop, Ex-Marine
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:47 pm Posts: 370
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
MadGez wrote: Magnus wrote: MadGez wrote: Damn away for a little while and threads like this pop up!! Gez, don't lie: You have the biggest penis of all of us. I doubt that. Just under 6.5 but girth is on the high end. ...off the ground
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