Zero!

I measured mine the other day and I used to be 6 inches but now I am 7 inches fully erect.

That's odd. Kinda like I used to have blue eyes, until I was about 14. Now they're green.

Also, totally off subject. Magnus, I was just reading some really old threads at filmgasm, and I came across one that you started about how you miss the old days when we had threads like the Man Club and the Night Shift. It made me sad to read that. We usd to have so much fun. And now practically everyone is gone.

Just like the oral sex thread. Everybody who is in the average 5-6 range thinks guys who 7 1/2 and beyond have it made, like sex is magically just amazing when you're well endowed. I'm not like that guy who is 13 inches flacced & gets stopped in airports - his name is Jonah Falcon, IIRC - but I'm at the range beyond that "perfect" 7 1/2 x 5 1/2 range
where it is often uncomfortable for partners without lots of foreplay and going quite slow. It's still a lot of fun and she greatly enjoys it, but it took time to master it. Can't go in THAT deep or theres bleeding, can't go too fast or there are grimaces and her entire body tenses up.

The pornstars who take those surgically enhanced things relentlessly must be pretty much destroyed down there. Like, women taking 9 inch penis's all the way, they're going in that area beyond the back wall which can feel incredible, or feel like you're literally being stabbed. The doc's have to just appalled by what their insides look like.

I think the guys who fall in the 7 1/4th - 7 3/4th inch in length & the ones with 5 1/4th to 5 3/4th in girth really have it made. It's perfect for everyone. I think under 6 1/2 would be less than ideal, and over 7 3/4 is when it gets painful. Kind of like how no men would really like Dolly Partons breats (theyd suffocate you), its the same deal.

this thread has inspired me to measure for the first time since like 2000.

Excel is all class.

She is pretty average. Vags is what I meant to type.

Oh, well that makes all the difference.

Do you suppose she'd approve of you posting this if she saw it?

I've got Magnus covered soft. More of a shower than a grower, though. I'll see next time I'm feeling it.

IIRC, Magnus has said he is overweight. Some dudes have like fat down there which takes away. If measurment includes pressing the ruler into like an inch of fat, its kindof a fake measurement.

Speaking of penis size, anybody ever wanting a good laugh should go to yahoo answers & search penis size. A bunch of guys will post "Im 15 and 8 inches, is this big?!" or "My girlfriend bleeds from my huge cock, how do I shrink it!" & theyre totally trolling. The responses are always hilarious.

This thread needs some humour.

We need xiayun to give his measurements.

He's not fat! He's pleasantly plump.

Not seen an image of Magnus. It'd be interested to see one.

I don't think everyone gets fat in the same places, I just remember reading about it on urban dcktionary.

This won't take off like the oral sex thread



Trust me, it is. You'll never meet a woman that wishes it was smaller. I agree that Sex is all about performance though, nothing to do with size, but the size is more than half the battle. Think of it like an aircraft carrier, it'll get you there much easier then a rowboat, but it's still all up to your strategy and men to take a beach, and hold it.

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He is the guy from Slumdog millionaire. Not even joking.

So he's extremely thin then..

I have! He's kinda cute in a goofy sort of way.

I live with one who wishes just that,

SmallER. Not "small", no. I think she'd take 8 1/2 over 5 1/2. But, it is kind of like how most men would not enjoy what this woman has to offer



For example, everyone pretty much knows two spots on the inside really get things going well. There are many things you can do, but hitting the G spot & the spot towards the back/kind of 'down' will have them o'ing over and over, right? A guy ith a 6 incher might need to be all the way in to hit the spot in the back. but when he does, it will feel quite good. If I hit that spot, many times, I am on too deep & she is more uncomfortable than feeling good. She' "adjusted" since we've met & it's better now than it used to be, but it's still pretty obvious she would likely enjoy someone just a bit smaller.

Obviously there are worse issues to have, but again, it's very true. Much much MUCH rather be an 8 inch guy than a 9 inch guy, or espec. a 10 inch guy (if those people really exist).

Surely there is an operation for that?

I'm Asian. That is all.

Mine is large and fat

I suppose after this thread, all we have left to talk about is the shape of our anuses.

I have to agree with Excel: his girlfriend does have a very tight bag.