The search for my KJ soulmate is complete... Tony and Snrub
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: NOW HIRING my KJ "partner"... accepting applications until F
minneapple wrote: TonyMontana wrote: I am more intrigued that you did not correct the claim made by Montana PI that you are a soon to be aunt because jujubee is your sister and she is having a baby. I had good money that baba would be the first in this group to have a kid, but it appears that I lost that bet. I thought beer was more pertinent in this case. Ah, well. Also! Let me direct your attention to the left of this post - I'm a full fledged member now! The change in your status has been noted, as has the fact that you may have a drinking problem - based on the fact that you felt drinking was more important than the birth of your neice and/or nephew. Of course, I kid - drinking is far more important than babies, and there is nothing wrong with that. All this leads me to a little baby tip for you, free of charge.... if your neice and nephew is being too loud and crying all the time, pour a little alcohol in with its milk. It puts them to sleep every time.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:31 am |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: NOW HIRING my KJ "partner"... accepting applications until F
Montana PI's report on Demandred
Name: Demandred
Profile: Demandred is an uber-gamer and without a doubt is one of KJ's best kept secrets. He is intelligent and always gives well thought out posts and great information. As a result, he doesn't always join in on the little banter and inane conversations that most of us do here, which is why he has remained one of the best kept secrets.
KJ History: Demandred has been here since the start, but has put in less than 500 posts. He spends the bulk of his time in the gaming forum, but also also makes the rare appearance in the DVD forum, Literature forum, Water Cooler, and movie forums.
Compatibility potential: Tony has talked to Demandred in real life more than any other member at KJ, and they very often agree on everything from games to movies. There is nobody Tony respects more in gaming land than Demandred. If he says a game is good, Tony will buy that game without question.
Bottom line: The combined Xbox Live gaming score from a pairing of this duo would result in a jaw dropping 194,000+ points. For that alone, it deserves consideration. Tony could find no greater match in gaming land either. However, Demandred probably wouldn't know the Rainbow Sisterz from Z&T, and ultimately Tony and Demandred would just get sidetracked from their mission and end up on Xbox Live playing Halo 3 while talking about how stupid Squee can be.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: Tony and ???? - 20 candidates, but only 1 winner
The application phase is done... under no circumstances will more applications be accepted. Our final list of candidates is as follows:
RonBurgandy Snrub MikeQ bABA Mr X Joe Lorry Hal jujubee Munkatouille loyalfromlondon Ripper Michael Minneapple insomniacdude Gullimont Demandred Rod The Dark Shape be.ready getluv Dr. Lecter
Background checks on Rod, The Dark Shape, be.ready, and getluv will be completed before Saturday, at which point we will move to stage 3 of this exciting search for my true KJ love.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: Tony and ???? - 20 candidates, but only 1 winner
Montana PI's report on Rod:
Name: Rod
Profile: Rod is another one of those classic members of the KJ/BOM community that has been around longer than Tony has. He is a very easy going likable fellow who has a good sense of humor.
KJ History: Rod's been a member since the beginning and his total posts sit at just over 10,000. He spends an alarming amount of time in the uppity Awards forum, and has even been spotted in the foreign film section of the site (I didn't even know there was a section like that until I started checking deep into Rod's background). However, Rod balances all the high class talk out with frequent visits into Ye Olde Pube, which largely consist of talk that could even make me blush.
Compatibility potential: Both Rod and Tony joined KJ within days of each other and have a similar post count, and thus a similar power base. They have always gotten along very well together, and I get a feeling that Tony appreciates Rod's easy going manner and sense of humor, and vice versa. And, while Rod is mild mannered, I get the feeling that he can attack and would have Tony's back in a fight with Z&T or the Rainbow Sisterz.
Possible pitfalls: They may get along very well, but they are often at opposite ends of the forum - with Rod enjoying his tea and crumpets in the Awards forum and Tony eating Oreo's and drinking his 20th Mountain Dew in the last hour while hanging out in the gaming forum. It's all very "West Side Story"-ish.
Bottom line: I see a Rod and Tony pairing as a high powered very diverse duo - they'd have all corners of the forum covered. Unfortunately it would be tough to find the middle ground where they can meet.
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TonyMontana
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Montana PI's report on the Dark Shape
Name: The Dark Shape
Profile: The Dark Shape is a massive horror movie buff, and not the kiddie PG-13 horror stuff... he likes the hard, old school horror. Things like the Exorcist, the Shining, and Halloween. Oddly, he balances out this persona with a love for Nintendo... a system regarded by many as childish and full of games with brightly colored rainbow worlds. I can't figure out if he has some type of schizophrenia, or if he does this consciously to balance out all the images of hacking and killing by running around as Mario and holding hands with Princess Peach.
KJ History: The Dark Shape migrated over from BOM very early on and has hacked up over 4000 posts. He largely can be found in the movie forums discussing horror movies, as well as some action flicks. However, he can also be seen occassionally in the gaming forum fighting the fight for his beloved Nintendo.
Compatibility potential: As was mentioned by TDS, while they are often at opposite ends of the gaming spectrum (Tony likes games made for adults), they do share a common dislike of Sony. And, despite disagreeing at times, I'm certain Tony does love discussing games and systems with him.
Possible pitfalls: Clearly, TDS does not appear to be serious about being part of this amazing duo and has clearly stated that he is just applying so he can hear my report on him. While I am flattered that he respects my PI skills, I can't endorse him due to the lack of enthusiasm.
Bottom line: The DS is a very respected and well liked member of KJ, but I don't think his heart is in the right place to be included in the duo.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:56 pm |
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Rod
Extra on the Ordinary
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:50 pm Posts: 12821
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Pft.
Why the need to find a middle ground when we can choose the local bar as our place to meet for a drink or twenty?
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Barrabás
llegó a la casa vía marítima
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm Posts: 6149 Location: la gran casa de la esquina
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Re: NOW HIRING my KJ "partner"... accepting applications until F
TonyMontana wrote: Montana PI sent the following corrections:
It's not often that I make mistakes, but I always am quick to correct them and admit them. Like that time I was a little woozy from my distemper shot and bit the arm off of a child. I owned up to it. So, allow me to correct two items:
#1. I mistakenly cited Snrub as being a member of the subversing group "the Community of Squee". It has been noted that he claimed to be a co-founder to annoy Squee, and I feel confident that Tony would approve of this action.
#2. I mistakenly called Wind Walker a "he". After I completed my report, I happened to run across her at a TGIF, and then realized that she isn't a dude after all. I ordered her some ice cream in an attempt to apologize (which she refused). So, it will be updated that he is a she and she does not like ice cream (which I found odd). Um....I'm a he. I'm WIND WAKER, not Wind Walker. Maybe you got confused with someone else....
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:34 pm |
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El Maskado
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Tony recently has been looking at people through anime eyes if hes seeing every dude as a woman . It probably means that hes got a PS3/Wii system somewhere
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:39 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Umm, Tony, I should be among the list of the new applicant as well. I applied right in time.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:03 pm |
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Gulli
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
In an effort to show Tony the benefits of a potential partnership I will be on a vendetta against all Wii owners for the next few weeks.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:07 pm |
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El Maskado
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
well Im pretty sure who Tony will pick. Its someone in the kliq but had Filmo entered, he would have been chosen instantly
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Snrub
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:14 pm Posts: 8767 Location: Great Living Standards
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Roid wrote: well Im pretty sure who Tony will pick. Its someone in the kliq but had Filmo entered, he would have been chosen instantly Stupid Gulli making a late entrance...
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:21 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: NOW HIRING my KJ "partner"... accepting applications until F
Wind Waker wrote: Um....I'm a he. I'm WIND WAKER, not Wind Walker. Maybe you got confused with someone else.... Montana PI probably got you confused with you mom. As for calling you "walker", you'll have to forgive him... he's not a massive Zelda fan like I am. He wouldn't know Wind Waker from Ocean of Time.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:09 pm |
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Christian
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Gullimont wrote: In an effort to show Tony the benefits of a potential partnership I will be on a vendetta against all Wii owners for the next few weeks.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:11 pm |
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TonyMontana
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Dr. Lecter wrote: Umm, Tony, I should be among the list of the new applicant as well. I applied right in time. My apologies... you are correct. Your application got stuck underneath a pizza box on Montana PI's desk. I wiped the cheese stains off of it, and your name has been added to the list.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:14 pm |
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TonyMontana
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Roid wrote: well Im pretty sure who Tony will pick. Its someone in the kliq but had Filmo entered, he would have been chosen instantly I'm certainly glad you know, because I honestly have no idea so far. I've just been enjoying reading Montana PI's insightful profiling of each candidate, and I think there are several very, very strong candidates. It's just too bad you didn't formally apply, Roid. This contest would have been over right there.
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Barrabás
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Re: NOW HIRING my KJ "partner"... accepting applications until F
TonyMontana wrote: Wind Waker wrote: Um....I'm a he. I'm WIND WAKER, not Wind Walker. Maybe you got confused with someone else.... Montana PI probably got you confused with you mom. As for calling you "walker", you'll have to forgive him... he's not a massive Zelda fan like I am. He wouldn't know Wind Waker from Ocean of Time. Tell Montana PI there's no need to apologize.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:19 pm |
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jujubee
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Dear Mr. Montana,
I regret to inform you that I have been called to Detroit on family business for the weekend. This means I may be slow in getting my answers for the second part in. Unless you wanted to interview me in person, since we all know you live in Detroit. I'm sure that could be arranged.
Sincerely, jujubee
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:41 pm |
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TonyMontana
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Montana PI's report on be.ready
Name: be.ready (AKA: donnie darko)
Profile: Not too far into the background check, I discover B-ready actually likes the Gillmore Girls TV show, has never touched an Xbox 360, and was the sole reason that the Awards forum beat the gaming forum in this years poster awards. I probably could have stopped at that point, but being a tremendous PI, I continued on to get the full story. Luckily I found it wasn't all horrorific... and there are indeed some things to like about be.ready. He does display some good taste with movies, and is a very likable, easy going fellow - despite the massive flaws.
KJ History: be.ready will be celebrating his 3rd birthday at KJ in just a few days. He's not an overly active member, as he only has about 750 posts in those 3 years. He spends most of his time discussing movies, and splits time between the high falootin' Awards forum and hanging out with the cool kids in the gamers lair.
Compatibility potential: B-diddy sees a lot of movies, and I believe that on the whole Tony would agree with his tastes, especially the 10 out of 10 he gave to Planet Terror - Tony's favorite movie of 2007. He does enter the gaming forum from time to time, and I'm certain Tony appreciates his intelligent discussion, even if they disagree.
Possible pitfalls: Handing over the victory to the awards forum - relegating the gamers to the #2 position - will be a tough pill for Tony to swallow.
Bottom line: be.ready is a very nice guy, but I don't see this as a possible combination in the end. There are some compatibility issues, as well as a lack of consistent posting on be.ready's part.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:44 pm |
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TonyMontana
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
jujubee wrote: Dear Mr. Montana,
I regret to inform you that I have been called to Detroit on family business for the weekend. This means I may be slow in getting my answers for the second part in. Unless you wanted to interview me in person, since we all know you live in Detroit. I'm sure that could be arranged.
Sincerely, jujubee I sincerely doubt we'll be remotely done with that phase by the end of the weekend. We'll definitely give you a reasonable shot to be included - especially for a woman in your condition. Plus, along the same line, I would like to re-state in case anybody missed it - the "interview" portion will not be a taxing essay or creative writing contest. I aim to keep this something that could be completed in 3 minutes or less. It's more about compatibility.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:47 pm |
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Michael.
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Michael Morgan Bain shall eliminate the competition. Those fierce teeth and claws i'd put away grow back very quickly. I just wont file them down.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:50 pm |
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El Maskado
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
TonyMontana wrote: I'm certainly glad you know, because I honestly have no idea so far. I've just been enjoying reading Montana PI's insightful profiling of each candidate, and I think there are several very, very strong candidates. It's just too bad you didn't formally apply, Roid. This contest would have been over right there. Im just too modest to apply . I even refuse to call myself sexy even though I am as sexy as a Final Fantasy character
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:01 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
Montana PI's report on getluv:
Name: getluv (AKA get24, Pure Blonde, dr getluv)
Profile: getluv is a highly entertaining - but often terribly misguided - fellow, who also may display signs of various mental illnesses. He is clearly celebrity obsessed, as he even admits that he "only knows celebrities", but at the same time will criticize others hobbies as "not healthy". He's clearly a man who has thrown some stones through his own glass house many, many times.
KJ History: getluv has been a member of KJ for about 2 years and 8 months and has banged out 7,600 posts which are mostly just a mixture of the following words: "cunt", "whore", "dickhead", "bitch", "hoe", "penis", and "vagina". If you take any of those words and add a celebrity's name around them, you have a getluv post.
Compatibility potential: It's clear from talking with Tony that he is highly entertained by getluv, and he has cited getluv's "So..." thread as his all time favorite. getluv does very much enjoy mixing it up and having him in the duo would be like having a pit bull that would have your back - in between moments where he'd be off eating little kids.
Possible pitfalls: getluv recently went on an anti-gaming crusade in which he tried to prattle on about how unhealthy and unsocial gaming was. He got his ass handed to him in the debate, and this clearly shows he may be out of touch with reality or able to adequetly finish a debate... all things that would not be good in a duo.
Bottom line: While Tony clearly likes getluv, values their conversations, and is highly entertained by him, I don't see any way that this duo could work. getluv is too out of touch with reality and too celebrity obssessed to take on the required task at hand.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:22 pm |
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El Maskado
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
That was one of the most entertaining profiles Ive seen
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:25 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Re: Tony and ???? - The search for my KJ soulmate
My chances are goin' up!
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