JASON. DAY. JASON. DAY. JASON. DAY!

Oh, and glad Tiger is finally back! I've missed watching golf.

With Adam Scott's big win, we now know that Stevie Williams was the true champion who guided Cheetah to victory all these years.

(Yet another) foolish mistake letting him get away.

I bet Adam Scott wins ZERO Majors.

So now Stevie Williams is backtracking and looking to get off that high horse he was on Sunday.

Too late you sorry asshole, the damage has been done. He needs to shut up and fade off into the abyss.


I doubt Adam Scott makes the cut this weekend.

The WGC Invitational is considered a big win??!? 20 years.....wait, 10 years.......no wait, 2 years from now no one will remember it.

Stevie Williams swung the clubs that won all those majors?!?? Last time I checked, it was all Tiger.


Stevie's job is giving advice on yardage, club selection, etc. A job, literally, ANYONE can do.

Time will tell.

I hope you realize that Stevie has not been Tiger's caddy since he turned pro.

How many majors did Cheetah win without Stevie?

(Hint: It's less than two.)

Hmm. Bones (Mickelson's caddie) was on the Dan Patrick Show this morning. Stated a few times how he would love to caddie for Tiger, and stated that Tiger is the best golfer of all time.

I guess Bradley should tell him he's wrong.

+7!

+7! Unheard of! Worst score of the tournament!

The top of the leaderboard is FILLED with great players!

Verplank!
Dufner!
Bradley!
D.A. Points!
Senden!
Jobe!

And the only other name I recognize besides Verplank... Stricker.

It's official. Tiger woods is now just another golfer. Ever since his private misdeeds became public his quality of play has continued to diminish. Yeah he can put a round or two of good scores and maybe get in the top 10 of a major but he can't win anything. He needs to figure something out and I have no idea what that is but until he does it's gonna be ugly golf every stinking time.

He needs to golf more. That's it. He can't do what he was doing by golfing the four majors and a few events throughout the year. He needs to play in as many tournaments as he can.

I'm happy Bradley won.

If I knew who he was, I might be happy too. I mean, he is a Patriots fan.

While I was sitting here looking forward to a blissfully Cheetah-free PGA playoffs, I heard some great news this morning - - Cheetah has been ranked the most unpopular sports celebrity in America. Finally, he's best at something again!

2,000 people voted! WOW! It must mean something that a whole 2,000 people voted! That's like... 0.000001% of America!

Though I'm not surprised to hear that you are unaware of it, statistical theory is quite an advanced science these days, and this poll wasn't slapped together by a media outlet, it was conducted by Ipsos.

It's a fact - - Cheetah is poison to the majority of Americans.

I took a poll of WOKJ users, and Tiger is not the most disliked athlete.

So...

Fantastic news for golf fans!

Fred Couples announced early that Cheetah is one of his captain's pick for President's Cup team.

This guarantees a win for the International team in Melbourne, Australia on November 20th, and gives us all a chance to laugh at Cheetah's ineptitude one more time before the end of the year!

(I can't wait!!! )

Wanna bet?