I'm baaaack.

I know, most of you are wondering how it is that I keep getting this gig year after year after year without getting fired. I've been wondering the same. I came up with a few theories. It could be my wonderfully shallow attractive looks. It could be that no one on here is as funny as I am. My intelligence alone could've been it, though that'd be the first time I got a job in which I had to put nothing more than just my intelligence on display. But then I was brutally reminded that for those to be the reason for me being the host I actually have to possess those qualities. Go figure. Big catch. But regardless I'm here, for better or worse.

There have been many important events that have shaped our lives in the past 6 months or so. I'm not here to talk about them, I'm here to talk point out some of the highlights that have ocurred while we waste our lives away on the forums. And, it was not originally my intention to single anyone out, but it's not my fault Zingaling found himself involved in some of the most memorable events around here.

Who can forget that certain infamous happening in April. You know, the one that made Zingaling appear to be an ignorant, dumb, illogical, being with no reasoning whatsoever. But it's the right thing to do to move on and forgive. Even with his ridiculous lack of judgement that angered many for sure. But it's also not fair to take it all out on just him, as if he had been the only one involved in the travesty.




His xXx2 prediction was not even the highest I saw on the site.

*throws a pair of socks at Zingaling in the audience*



Then there was the not quite as ridiculous but equally dumb, equally ignorant, equally illogical and lacking any reason event that was the April Fool's "prank." Thankfully we're not the kind of people to hold grudges. We have moved on from the embarrassment that was that as well, and besides, again it would be completely unfair to single Zingaling out for what took place. If instead of doing the cliched awwww I'm so sorry I hope everything's ok, you should talk it out crap we had instead asked, "Huh, what? Forget the pregnancy. Zingaling got a girl in bed with him? How the hell?" plot holes would have been brought to light and their not so well concocted plan would have failed miserably. But again, no grudges against the guy.


Either way, regardless of what has happened, regardless of what's to come (I think as a 2006 April Fools joke I will pretend to somehow, by some miracle, and against all logic, I have become the first ever pregnant male...with Hilary Swank's child.) i'm here to do what I do best and what I know you guys want me to do. Shut up, stay out of the awards as much as possible, and only make sure things run smoothly. I do this because (well yeah, because it's what i do best and its wht you want me to do, i already said that duh, but also...) because I don't want to take the spotlight away from the true stars of the show: the winners. The awards themselves. They should be the ones to shine. I don't sdo it because I have nothing interesting to say. That's not the reason at all. I have, after all, already taken up your time with regardless of wehter you want to hear it or not, regardless of wether you're reading this right now or I'm posting it for mysel (lazy whores). And for now welcome to the (I lost count)th Semi Anuual World of KJ Poster Awards. Let the show begin!

EDIT: The full list of winners:

Best Thread - Yahoo Reviews Thread
Most Memorable Event - April Fool's Gag
Biggest Movie Buff - loyalfromlondon
Biggest Media Buff - Libs
Best Film Reviewer - dolcevita
Best Box Office Predictor - Ragnarok
Best Writer of Posts - dolcevita
Best Thread Creator - Box
Best Debater - Krem
Best Conversationalist - Rod
Biggest Franchise Fanboy - BKB_THE_MAN
Best Avatar - Snrub
Best Signature - Snrub
Best Screen Name - Zingaling / Snrub
Honorary Award - Krem
Funniest Poster - Snrub
Nicest Poster - xiayun
Smartest Poster - Mike Ventrella (Groucho)
Most Credible Poster - xiayun
Most Entertaining Poster - Tony Montana
Most Loveable Poster - matatonio
Best Newcomer - Korrgan
Most Overlooked Poster - andaroo / BJ / Rogue Commander
Best Moderator - torrino / Eagle
Desert Island Award - Male: Dr. Lecter, Snrub, Tony Montana; Female: dolcevita, Libs, Ripper
Best Overall Poster - loyalfromlondon

Fun shit.

lets get it started

:pop:

hurry up already.

Im tired. Im bored.

You guys suck!!!

The mandatory bitch who will occasionally take a peek at the awards and then leave has arrived.


Me. :-#

I have never seen a picture of rod. Am I missing out?

That about sums it up, Meat.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Tim... stop blocking view... damn gigantor

Ah, Cotton posted it some days ago in the Imtim Appreciation Thread.

Libs is on fire tonight!

I almost forgot.
*takes a seat*

Christian get out of the way!!!!

Im tired of you always getting in my way...

And damnit rod!!

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CATEGORIES!!!...please?

i expect a sweep

Wooooooo!!

*downs can of cider, crushes against head*

Too bad she's already burned herself out :-#

I hope you whores voted for me plenty of times you stupid...whores.


*waits for categories from Mike*

um catagories anyone?

(I wonder if this can be longer then the Oscars of 98... )

Me too!!!!

First person to say "ROTK will sweep" is getting a punch to the face.

Okay, the first category that is going to come is Best Thread. Dr. Lecter is currently being a huge helping and writing the speech. He'll be up to posting that in a bit. Meanwhile, what is up with Libs tonight? WOW. :wink:

PEACE, Mike

ROTK will sweep!

*throws popcorn at Rod* hurry up!!

Libs is sweeping the floor!

Titanic will sweep!


*shrudders as he remembers that night*