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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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 Re: There's nothing worse than... _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm
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Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _axiom wrote: I can't wait for a thread where zwack goes to bed with a girl, but asks us why he couldn't get it up.  Hey, sometimes it happens! (not to me. it's literally never happened to me) _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Re: There's nothing worse than... I was talking to a female friend about this yesterday and asked her how she reacts in a case like this (guy not being able to get it up). She told me she lies politely and says that it's not that bad and it can happen to anyone  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm
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Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _axiom wrote: I can't wait for a thread where zwack goes to bed with a girl, but asks us why he couldn't get it up. I'm not too worried about that happening. I blue balls my self so much I can get aroused by a drinking cup.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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Location: Bonn, Germany
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am
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Location: Suisse
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _________________Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Chippy wrote: So? That gives Lecter 2 options. Maybe he thinks both are attractive? It's definitely the one who tweets about theatre (who is also more attractive, if you look at more than the other girls profile pic edit - Nvm, was looking at wrong person, the non theatre girl is hotter, but she is in college so def not the one) _________________Shack’s top 50 tv shows - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90227
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm
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Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Re: There's nothing worse than... If y'all gonna stalk my Twitter, would it hurt you to press the "Follow" button?
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am
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Re: There's nothing worse than... I always woo the girl of my dreams and then I wake up.Maybe you should take that kind of stuff off your Twitter account if you now really go for that girl. 
_________________Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
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Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Re: There's nothing worse than... FILMO wrote: I always woo the girl of my dreams and then I wake up.Maybe you should take that kind of stuff off your Twitter account if you now really go for that girl. Good idea!
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am
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Re: There's nothing worse than... FILMO wrote: I always woo the girl of my dreams and then I wake up.Maybe you should take that kind of stuff off your Twitter account if you now really go for that girl. Well if she likes him then those tweets are not a bad hint _________________Shack’s top 50 tv shows - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90227
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Well if it's the theater girl, she probably wouldn't mind the tweets. But if it's the other one, she's never talked to him on there, so she may be a little weirded out by it.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Chippy wrote: Well if it's the theater girl, she probably wouldn't mind the tweets. But if it's the other one, she's never talked to him on there, so she may be a little weirded out by it. It's the first one.
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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Location: Bonn, Germany
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Re: There's nothing worse than... zwackerm wrote: FILMO wrote: I always woo the girl of my dreams and then I wake up.Maybe you should take that kind of stuff off your Twitter account if you now really go for that girl. Good idea! Definitely take it off. Even better: just don't tweet stuff like that period. _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Magnus wrote: Something is wrong with me cause I absolutely know what zwack is talking about and completly agree with him Yeah, the "long-awaited relationship wish fulfillment" dream is a unique brand of disappointment. More often than not I'm dreaming about being late or unprepared for something, though.
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Jiffy
Forum General
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Re: There's nothing worse than... _axiom wrote: I can't wait for a thread where zwack goes to bed with a girl, but asks us why he couldn't get it up. I don't think we've had one of those since Mau.
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
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Re: There's nothing worse than... OH MY GOD!  I had another one of these dreams and it was so much worse. We were at the beach on a retreat with all of our friends and one of the nights we were having a party and Jayla comes up to me, we have a heart to heart, and before I knew it I was kissing her and it was amazing. We went back into the room with everyone, and someone else brings up kissing, we decide to show off and everyone whistles and cheers. I talk to my friends afterward, big smile on my face. We go into town for dinner, as I think how I'll tell my parents. And then I wake up. I literally thought in the dream "is this real? It feels real." I still remember the feeling of her, and I'm literally so angry it was all fake.
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Chippy
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Yeah...
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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the lesser evil
Indiana Jones IV
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Re: There's nothing worse than... Zwackerm, you need to get laid.
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
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Re: There's nothing worse than... the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it.
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Chippy
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Re: There's nothing worse than... zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. Probably because it would be a hell spawn. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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the lesser evil
Indiana Jones IV
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Re: There's nothing worse than... zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can have sex without getting someone pregnant.
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Chippy
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Re: There's nothing worse than... No, because then he would be killing all of those innocent sperm.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
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Re: There's nothing worse than... the lesser evil wrote: zwackerm wrote: the lesser evil wrote: Zwackerm, you need to get laid. No, if she got preggers she might abort it. You can have sex without getting someone pregnant. If the condom broke and birth control failed, she could get pregnant anyway.
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